The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Why all the sleeveless tops? It’s October!

Why can’t Eric wear dark shoes. Those look terrible. Don Jr. has bad shoes too,

Who is the man on the end?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

KG: Not bad. White shoes in Oct, though. Whatev.
Ivanka: Hair looks nice, that's all I got.
Tiff: Such an unfortunate build. Spanx are your friend, honey. And a push up bra.
Laura: Is that a sleeveless turtleneck wide legged jumpsuit (that's too long)? And that belt? And patent leather shoes?? And wtf is that pose?? Good gawd.

I like this pic of Lara. She looks like an attractively evil Power Ranger—her arms are less scary if you think of her as a combat athlete. Agree with a prior PP that Kayleigh looks dangerously thin. Morally bankrupt as she is, I agree it would be good to know she has people looking out for her.

[Anonymous]

Lara and Kayleigh are both very, very thin.

PP on this page: the young man on the far right is Tiffany’s boyfriend. I think he grew up in Nigeria and his dad made a fortune in oil. (And now I’m thinking of Ken Saro-Wiwa.)

I know Tiffany has now gone all-in but man, I do pity her when I see this pictures. Her mother is still completely gorgeous, and in fact got much lovelier with age - she looks like a classic, rich, thin, yoga-expert blonde who didn’t do much in terms of surgery or injections, and who benefited greatly from the more streamlined styles that became permanently popular from the 90s on.

Tiff is not actually *that* heavy at all - but her styling is just a scooter hits a tricycle hits a tandem bike hits a Mini Cooper stuck on a train track, which causes an Amtrak derailment into a frozen waterway level of tra-fckin-gique. The big curling iron hot dog curls and the unblended extensions, the summer shoes and Miss Myrtle Beach 1978 posing, the makeup choices that seem to crowd her features into her face. Honestly, the above makes me mad at amarla. Help your daughter! Help her!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why all the sleeveless tops? It’s October!

Why can’t Eric wear dark shoes. Those look terrible. Don Jr. has bad shoes too,

Who is the man on the end?

Think that’s Tiffany’s boyfriend. He’s worth a lot, so not sure how long he’ll stick around since trump is facing election loss, financial troubles, and possible jail time.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Gosh, Melania looks like she’s on a walk of shame:

She often clenches her hands--like the right hand is in this photo.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Gosh, Melania looks like she’s on a walk of shame:

She often clenches her hands--like the right hand is in this photo.

Because she’s repulsed by him:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

KG: Not bad. White shoes in Oct, though. Whatev.
Ivanka: Hair looks nice, that's all I got.
Tiff: Such an unfortunate build. Spanx are your friend, honey. And a push up bra.
Laura: Is that a sleeveless turtleneck wide legged jumpsuit (that's too long)? And that belt? And patent leather shoes?? And wtf is that pose?? Good gawd.

I think KG got those stockings from the Hooters bathroom vending machine. And she’s on the verge of cankles.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Gosh, Melania looks like she’s on a walk of shame:

She often clenches her hands--like the right hand is in this photo.

I think she actually has to support him while he’s walking. He is not doing great.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

The dress is... better than usual. Though the ruching gives it a swimsuit appearance. And she looks dangerously skinny. I hope someone is keeping an eye on her health. (I'm not being facetious. Even with monsters, I hope someone cares enough about them to make sure they're eating enough.)

Yes. In the church photo she was slouching and looking too thin. I see it is the same here.

I (probably) had Covid in March...wasn't able to get a test since I wasn't sick enough for hospitalization, but I was really sick and even had my pulseox drop and was living in a hotspot. I lost a ton of weight and was just tired and weak for almost two months. I could totally beileve she had a mild-but-lingering case of Covid...I felt exactly how she looks.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

KG: Not bad. White shoes in Oct, though. Whatev.
Ivanka: Hair looks nice, that's all I got.
Tiff: Such an unfortunate build. Spanx are your friend, honey. And a push up bra.
Laura: Is that a sleeveless turtleneck wide legged jumpsuit (that's too long)? And that belt? And patent leather shoes?? And wtf is that pose?? Good gawd.

Ivanka grabbed a black satin sheet and tied it around herself?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

KG: Not bad. White shoes in Oct, though. Whatev.
Ivanka: Hair looks nice, that's all I got.
Tiff: Such an unfortunate build. Spanx are your friend, honey. And a push up bra.
Laura: Is that a sleeveless turtleneck wide legged jumpsuit (that's too long)? And that belt? And patent leather shoes?? And wtf is that pose?? Good gawd.

What message is Ivanka sending with the peace sign?! I don't get it. Is this the 90s again?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Gosh, Melania looks like she’s on a walk of shame:

She often clenches her hands--like the right hand is in this photo.

Because she’s repulsed by him:

Eww!!! So creepy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

KG: Not bad. White shoes in Oct, though. Whatev.
Ivanka: Hair looks nice, that's all I got.
Tiff: Such an unfortunate build. Spanx are your friend, honey. And a push up bra.
Laura: Is that a sleeveless turtleneck wide legged jumpsuit (that's too long)? And that belt? And patent leather shoes?? And wtf is that pose?? Good gawd.

Ivanka grabbed a black satin sheet and tied it around herself?

Charitable- I thought she pulled it off the clearance rack at Macy’s.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

KG: Not bad. White shoes in Oct, though. Whatev.
Ivanka: Hair looks nice, that's all I got.
Tiff: Such an unfortunate build. Spanx are your friend, honey. And a push up bra.
Laura: Is that a sleeveless turtleneck wide legged jumpsuit (that's too long)? And that belt? And patent leather shoes?? And wtf is that pose?? Good gawd.

What message is Ivanka sending with the peace sign?! I don't get it. Is this the 90s again?

I got one hand in the country’s pocket and the other one is flashin’ a peace sign!

It looks like someone texted them an hour before the debate to tell them they all had to wear black and white and they each grabbed something. It’s like thry are each going to a different event.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Lara and Kayleigh are both very, very thin.

PP on this page: the young man on the far right is Tiffany’s boyfriend. I think he grew up in Nigeria and his dad made a fortune in oil. (And now I’m thinking of Ken Saro-Wiwa.)

I know Tiffany has now gone all-in but man, I do pity her when I see this pictures. Her mother is still completely gorgeous, and in fact got much lovelier with age - she looks like a classic, rich, thin, yoga-expert blonde who didn’t do much in terms of surgery or injections, and who benefited greatly from the more streamlined styles that became permanently popular from the 90s on.

Tiff is not actually *that* heavy at all - but her styling is just a scooter hits a tricycle hits a tandem bike hits a Mini Cooper stuck on a train track, which causes an Amtrak derailment into a frozen waterway level of tra-fckin-gique. The big curling iron hot dog curls and the unblended extensions, the summer shoes and Miss Myrtle Beach 1978 posing, the makeup choices that seem to crowd her features into her face. Honestly, the above makes me mad at amarla. Help your daughter! Help her!

Tiff could be less tacky, but that's her calling card to underscore her name. Fundamentally she can't be helped. Marla's looks were blended with trump--that's the sacrifice Marla made that allowed her to age in wealth.