The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

I like this pic of Lara. She looks like an attractively evil Power Ranger—her arms are less scary if you think of her as a combat athlete. Agree with a prior PP that Kayleigh looks dangerously thin. Morally bankrupt as she is, I agree it would be good to know she has people looking out for her.

Thank you for this! Lara is definitely an evil Power Ranger!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Lara and Kayleigh are both very, very thin.

PP on this page: the young man on the far right is Tiffany’s boyfriend. I think he grew up in Nigeria and his dad made a fortune in oil. (And now I’m thinking of Ken Saro-Wiwa.)

I know Tiffany has now gone all-in but man, I do pity her when I see this pictures. Her mother is still completely gorgeous, and in fact got much lovelier with age - she looks like a classic, rich, thin, yoga-expert blonde who didn’t do much in terms of surgery or injections, and who benefited greatly from the more streamlined styles that became permanently popular from the 90s on.

Tiff is not actually *that* heavy at all - but her styling is just a scooter hits a tricycle hits a tandem bike hits a Mini Cooper stuck on a train track, which causes an Amtrak derailment into a frozen waterway level of tra-fckin-gique. The big curling iron hot dog curls and the unblended extensions, the summer shoes and Miss Myrtle Beach 1978 posing, the makeup choices that seem to crowd her features into her face. Honestly, the above makes me mad at amarla. Help your daughter! Help her!

Tiffany actually looks like she lost a lot of weight. Google her pics from a couple of years ago, Serbia shopping trip. She looked much heavier. Yes, righteous condemnation of how Secret Service that we pay for is escorting her while she goes on a fur coat shopping spree is in order!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6801075/Tiffany-Trump-spends-spring-break-Serbia.html

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lara and Kayleigh are both very, very thin.

PP on this page: the young man on the far right is Tiffany’s boyfriend. I think he grew up in Nigeria and his dad made a fortune in oil. (And now I’m thinking of Ken Saro-Wiwa.)

I know Tiffany has now gone all-in but man, I do pity her when I see this pictures. Her mother is still completely gorgeous, and in fact got much lovelier with age - she looks like a classic, rich, thin, yoga-expert blonde who didn’t do much in terms of surgery or injections, and who benefited greatly from the more streamlined styles that became permanently popular from the 90s on.

Tiff is not actually *that* heavy at all - but her styling is just a scooter hits a tricycle hits a tandem bike hits a Mini Cooper stuck on a train track, which causes an Amtrak derailment into a frozen waterway level of tra-fckin-gique. The big curling iron hot dog curls and the unblended extensions, the summer shoes and Miss Myrtle Beach 1978 posing, the makeup choices that seem to crowd her features into her face. Honestly, the above makes me mad at amarla. Help your daughter! Help her!

Tiff could be less tacky, but that's her calling card to underscore her name. Fundamentally she can't be helped. Marla's looks were blended with trump--that's the sacrifice Marla made that allowed her to age in wealth.

I wonder if Tiffany’s boyfriend is going to stick around if her father loses and everything Trump is flushed down the toilet.

Perhaps Marla is punishing her for her support of Trump by refusing to help her

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lara and Kayleigh are both very, very thin.

PP on this page: the young man on the far right is Tiffany’s boyfriend. I think he grew up in Nigeria and his dad made a fortune in oil. (And now I’m thinking of Ken Saro-Wiwa.)

I know Tiffany has now gone all-in but man, I do pity her when I see this pictures. Her mother is still completely gorgeous, and in fact got much lovelier with age - she looks like a classic, rich, thin, yoga-expert blonde who didn’t do much in terms of surgery or injections, and who benefited greatly from the more streamlined styles that became permanently popular from the 90s on.

Tiff is not actually *that* heavy at all - but her styling is just a scooter hits a tricycle hits a tandem bike hits a Mini Cooper stuck on a train track, which causes an Amtrak derailment into a frozen waterway level of tra-fckin-gique. The big curling iron hot dog curls and the unblended extensions, the summer shoes and Miss Myrtle Beach 1978 posing, the makeup choices that seem to crowd her features into her face. Honestly, the above makes me mad at amarla. Help your daughter! Help her!

Tiffany actually looks like she lost a lot of weight. Google her pics from a couple of years ago, Serbia shopping trip. She looked much heavier. Yes, righteous condemnation of how Secret Service that we pay for is escorting her while she goes on a fur coat shopping spree is in order!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6801075/Tiffany-Trump-spends-spring-break-Serbia.html

I find Tiffany's mouth so repugnant. Ugh.

[Anonymous]

Genetics^

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

She looks like a puffer fish. The puffer fish is cuter.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Genetics^

She definitely got Donald's bod, that's for sure.

Marla looks like an appropriately-aging southern beauty queen these days, especially compared to the train wreck that is Ivana.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lara and Kayleigh are both very, very thin.

PP on this page: the young man on the far right is Tiffany’s boyfriend. I think he grew up in Nigeria and his dad made a fortune in oil. (And now I’m thinking of Ken Saro-Wiwa.)

I know Tiffany has now gone all-in but man, I do pity her when I see this pictures. Her mother is still completely gorgeous, and in fact got much lovelier with age - she looks like a classic, rich, thin, yoga-expert blonde who didn’t do much in terms of surgery or injections, and who benefited greatly from the more streamlined styles that became permanently popular from the 90s on.

Tiff is not actually *that* heavy at all - but her styling is just a scooter hits a tricycle hits a tandem bike hits a Mini Cooper stuck on a train track, which causes an Amtrak derailment into a frozen waterway level of tra-fckin-gique. The big curling iron hot dog curls and the unblended extensions, the summer shoes and Miss Myrtle Beach 1978 posing, the makeup choices that seem to crowd her features into her face. Honestly, the above makes me mad at amarla. Help your daughter! Help her!

Tiffany actually looks like she lost a lot of weight. Google her pics from a couple of years ago, Serbia shopping trip. She looked much heavier. Yes, righteous condemnation of how Secret Service that we pay for is escorting her while she goes on a fur coat shopping spree is in order!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6801075/Tiffany-Trump-spends-spring-break-Serbia.html

Ew. Anus mouth again.

[Anonymous]

Did Tiff get a nose job and they made it too small? Serious question. Anyone know?

[Anonymous]

I'm dragging this over from Politics. Is this even Melania? Her outfit looks like what she wore to the debate.

[Anonymous]

^^I’ve laughed at the #FakeMelania conspiracy theories— until now. There’s no way that’s Melania. That woman is 10 years younger, has a different nose, and looks happy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:^^I’ve laughed at the #FakeMelania conspiracy theories— until now. There’s no way that’s Melania. That woman is 10 years younger, has a different nose, and looks happy.

Me, too! I scoffed until I looked at those photos. She even walks/stands differently than Melania even though she's wearing the same hooker heels.

[Anonymous]

The teeth are a dead giveaway, too. Real Melania has square veneers. fake Melania doesn't have veneers.

[Anonymous]

Man did anyone see 60 minutes yesterday? Kayleigh’s leather pants?? Come on you guys there’s no better White House staple than leather pants!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Man did anyone see 60 minutes yesterday? Kayleigh’s leather pants?? Come on you guys there’s no better White House staple than leather pants!

and OTK boots with them, I think?!