The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Anonymous wrote:Mel also did the yardbird fur:

LOL at Charles plotting his escape here

"I'm, umm... walking in this general direction over here... oh... you're going to come with me? What a treat. Oh, and look and this lovely young lady wearing a polar bear remains indoors..."

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Yep, and to those who say her style used to be better, here’s an old pic (resurfacing) to categorize:

She’s also worn the coat more recently.

OMG is that the two dudes from the airport?

I LOLed at Don Jr.'s hair

I hate to pick on people for their looks - but are there no plastic surgeons that can help the (corrupt, ghoulish, animal-slaughtering) boys?
They’ve tried to fix those faces, but they’re hearts just aren’t in it to put in the recovery for repeated procedures and they’be done what they could.

[Anonymous]

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Yep, and to those who say her style used to be better, here’s an old pic (resurfacing) to categorize:

She’s also worn the coat more recently.

OMG is that the two dudes from the airport?

I LOLed at Don Jr.'s hair

Who is the woman with the long version of the coat? Both short and long are hideous! Junior and the other son look a bit like Teresa Giudice with those hairlines...did their foreheads grow?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Those black and white fur coats have a definite “fell off the truck” look—both because they look like mob gf wear and also because it appears that all the women have the same one. “Look at what I got you, baby!”

I like the navy windowpane dress, except for the fact that I’m categorically opposed to peplums. But why she wouldn’t wear navy or nude pumps with it is beyond me. But it’s still soooo much better than what she usually does.

My thoughts exactly! One more time I immediately thought ”they’re so mobbed up”

I don’t know how these women so often look so bad but I’m guessing it’s because they’re behind on paying their glam squads and the clothes are all donated through daddy’s “deals” .

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Those black and white fur coats have a definite “fell off the truck” look—both because they look like mob gf wear and also because it appears that all the women have the same one. “Look at what I got you, baby!”

I like the navy windowpane dress, except for the fact that I’m categorically opposed to peplums. But why she wouldn’t wear navy or nude pumps with it is beyond me. But it’s still soooo much better than what she usually does.

Noooo, the peplum is terrible but the non matchy shoes should be applauded. Lovely burgundy shoes!

[Anonymous]

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I can’t believe we never thought of this: did she make them herself? https://voguepatterns.mccall.com/v1662 First time home sewers who refuse to follow the rules end up with mistakes. Like scalloped hems.

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I think this wins for most posts!

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I can’t believe we never thought of this: did she make them herself? https://voguepatterns.mccall.com/v1662 First time home sewers who refuse to follow the rules end up with mistakes. Like scalloped hems.

Maybe thrift store threads?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ugh, awkward footage of her and a bunch of guys in suits trying to visit a preschool was too painful to post.

But this suggests she might be expecting, right?

http://www.kake.com/clip/14926722/ivanka-trump-talks-child-care-in-kansas-city

And still, why is she suddenly using a full black liner a day?

And does she end every utterance with a smile? Ugh.

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Anonymous wrote:The gold brooch is seriously ugly. I wonder if it was a "Mommy, look what I bought you!" present.

I'm not convinced on the pregnancy. Sadly, I'm in my 40's and my gut looks like that from a side view whenever I eat pretty much anything. I also have a a-line skirt with a center seam like that and it seems to cling to the legs and make me look super pregnant. Plus the tie belt is killer for the gut. I feel like the IT pregnancy watch is getting a little Jennifer Anniston-y.

Me too - I'm a frequent poster to this thread and I hate the pregnancy watching. If she's pregnant, we'll know soon enough and then we can watch while she tries to dress her bump in her unique style. Let's just stop focusing on whether she has a teeny bump or whether she's just a bit bloated after a meal and 3 kids and carry on with making fun of her fashion choices! As to which:

The shoes are beautiful but as to all other choices: wtf, man.

The bag? Why would you choose that bag???

Why would any woman who gritted $89 million last year dress like a working class 24 year old just trying to build her wardrobe for her first professi9nal job while trying to pay down her loans and pay her rent after her roommate bailed? Why? Even the 24 year old would wear a suit. The burgundy! The navy! The black with a non matching plaid!

I actually would really like this dress, if it weren't for the peplum and the horrible choice of handbag.

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Anonymous wrote:The gold brooch is seriously ugly. I wonder if it was a "Mommy, look what I bought you!" present.

I'm not convinced on the pregnancy. Sadly, I'm in my 40's and my gut looks like that from a side view whenever I eat pretty much anything. I also have a a-line skirt with a center seam like that and it seems to cling to the legs and make me look super pregnant. Plus the tie belt is killer for the gut. I feel like the IT pregnancy watch is getting a little Jennifer Anniston-y.

Me too - I'm a frequent poster to this thread and I hate the pregnancy watching. If she's pregnant, we'll know soon enough and then we can watch while she tries to dress her bump in her unique style. Let's just stop focusing on whether she has a teeny bump or whether she's just a bit bloated after a meal and 3 kids and carry on with making fun of her fashion choices! As to which:

The shoes are beautiful but as to all other choices: wtf, man.

The bag? Why would you choose that bag???

Why would any woman who gritted $89 million last year dress like a working class 24 year old just trying to build her wardrobe for her first professi9nal job while trying to pay down her loans and pay her rent after her roommate bailed? Why? Even the 24 year old would wear a suit. The burgundy! The navy! The black with a non matching plaid!

I actually would really like this dress, if it weren't for the peplum and the horrible choice of handbag.

This dress is nice but looks like a dress my grandmother would wear. The handbag? She very matchy-match. Too old. It’s nice but age inappropriate.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The gold brooch is seriously ugly. I wonder if it was a "Mommy, look what I bought you!" present.

I'm not convinced on the pregnancy. Sadly, I'm in my 40's and my gut looks like that from a side view whenever I eat pretty much anything. I also have a a-line skirt with a center seam like that and it seems to cling to the legs and make me look super pregnant. Plus the tie belt is killer for the gut. I feel like the IT pregnancy watch is getting a little Jennifer Anniston-y.

Me too - I'm a frequent poster to this thread and I hate the pregnancy watching. If she's pregnant, we'll know soon enough and then we can watch while she tries to dress her bump in her unique style. Let's just stop focusing on whether she has a teeny bump or whether she's just a bit bloated after a meal and 3 kids and carry on with making fun of her fashion choices! As to which:

The shoes are beautiful but as to all other choices: wtf, man.

The bag? Why would you choose that bag???

Why would any woman who gritted $89 million last year dress like a working class 24 year old just trying to build her wardrobe for her first professi9nal job while trying to pay down her loans and pay her rent after her roommate bailed? Why? Even the 24 year old would wear a suit. The burgundy! The navy! The black with a non matching plaid!

I actually would really like this dress, if it weren't for the peplum and the horrible choice of handbag.

This dress is nice but looks like a dress my grandmother would wear. The handbag? She very matchy-match. Too old. It’s nice but age inappropriate.

Yep. Sassy grandma strikes again. She left her friends Russian stripper and pageant toddler home this time, at least.

[Anonymous]

It’s not just the women; none of the Trumps know how to wear clothes at all. Look at Junior’s outfit here https://mobile.twitter.com/gina_goldberg/status/1183703630349832192 It looks normal unless you look at it for anything longer than a glance and realize it somehow looks off. Bizarre. It’s like they’re lizard people and their ability to blend is wearing off.

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Anonymous wrote:The gold brooch is seriously ugly. I wonder if it was a "Mommy, look what I bought you!" present.

I'm not convinced on the pregnancy. Sadly, I'm in my 40's and my gut looks like that from a side view whenever I eat pretty much anything. I also have a a-line skirt with a center seam like that and it seems to cling to the legs and make me look super pregnant. Plus the tie belt is killer for the gut. I feel like the IT pregnancy watch is getting a little Jennifer Anniston-y.

Me too - I'm a frequent poster to this thread and I hate the pregnancy watching. If she's pregnant, we'll know soon enough and then we can watch while she tries to dress her bump in her unique style. Let's just stop focusing on whether she has a teeny bump or whether she's just a bit bloated after a meal and 3 kids and carry on with making fun of her fashion choices! As to which:

The shoes are beautiful but as to all other choices: wtf, man.

The bag? Why would you choose that bag???

Why would any woman who gritted $89 million last year dress like a working class 24 year old just trying to build her wardrobe for her first professi9nal job while trying to pay down her loans and pay her rent after her roommate bailed? Why? Even the 24 year old would wear a suit. The burgundy! The navy! The black with a non matching plaid!

I actually would really like this dress, if it weren't for the peplum and the horrible choice of handbag.

Agree. Take away the peplum and I love all of these pieces separately. I would even wear the burgundy shoes with the dress, just not the bag. But the bag would look great with any neutral gray, beige or black suit or dress.

[Anonymous]

The mismatched plaid on the bag is very distracting.