Taylor's Swift's new album - let's GOOOOO

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Mariah married Nick freaking Cannon at her age. Nick is not only a buffoon he’s clearly an old Hollywood twink. Taylor marrying some bozo football player is pretty normal for a fading pop stars. They all go batshit when their hit making fades.

Most female pop stars marry people who are not nearly as rich or famous as they are. It would be pretty hard to.

Katy Perry: Russell Brand and Orlando Bloom
Rihanna: A$AP Rocky
Billie Eilish: Who knows
Ariana Grande: String of dudes that make you go "huh?"
Britney Spears: K-fed
Cristina Aguilera: Some dude I can't remember
Shakira: That soccer player that cheated on her

The list goes on...

TK is not that bad all things considered.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I love how she’s always wanted Matt Healy, but has to settle for Travis Kelce.

She makes that clear when she goes from Onyx to a fake gem like Opalite rather than opal or something else precious.

I think its 50 50 the wedding doesn't happen.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I love how she’s always wanted Matt Healy, but has to settle for Travis Kelce.

At least she doesn’t need to worry about carrying narcan for Kelce

Even on drugs, Matt is probably 10x more interesting, fun and stimulating than Travis.
By the way, I have no idea whether or what drugs he takes. Just making a comparison to Kelce’s (lack of) intellect and inability to inspire good art.

And his short stubby pecker

[Anonymous]

The Fate of Ophelia video dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko70cExuzZM

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I feel like she drops an album every 6 months. I still don't know what was on the last one. The one with fortnight?

Girl is at risk of overexposure (haha)

She's long ago been overexposed. But that's not really a factor anymore. She's at Michael Jackson level, so nothing can ever touch her.

She's not at Michael Jackson level, not even close .

In the US she absolutely is, but not globally.

Nope. Try again.

I agree with PP. She is definitely Michael Jackson/Madonna level at this point.

What? She sold out all over the world

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mariah married Nick freaking Cannon at her age. Nick is not only a buffoon he’s clearly an old Hollywood twink. Taylor marrying some bozo football player is pretty normal for a fading pop stars. They all go batshit when their hit making fades.

Most female pop stars marry people who are not nearly as rich or famous as they are. It would be pretty hard to.

Katy Perry: Russell Brand and Orlando Bloom
Rihanna: A$AP Rocky
Billie Eilish: Who knows
Ariana Grande: String of dudes that make you go "huh?"
Britney Spears: K-fed
Cristina Aguilera: Some dude I can't remember
Shakira: That soccer player that cheated on her

The list goes on...

TK is not that bad all things considered.

Shut up

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:Mariah married Nick freaking Cannon at her age. Nick is not only a buffoon he’s clearly an old Hollywood twink. Taylor marrying some bozo football player is pretty normal for a fading pop stars. They all go batshit when their hit making fades.

Most female pop stars marry people who are not nearly as rich or famous as they are. It would be pretty hard to.

Katy Perry: Russell Brand and Orlando Bloom
Rihanna: A$AP Rocky
Billie Eilish: Who knows
Ariana Grande: String of dudes that make you go "huh?"
Britney Spears: K-fed
Cristina Aguilera: Some dude I can't remember
Shakira: That soccer player that cheated on her

The list goes on...

TK is not that bad all things considered.

Shut up

Different poster but wow are you unhinged and jealous. Travis brings her joy. Be happy for someone

[Anonymous]

This album is a dud. Mark my words, "Cruel Summer" back in 2019 will go down as her last bonafide hit ever. And even that was a bit of a rip-off of Ace of Base's 1998 "Cruel Summer," which was originally by Bananarama in 1983. Pop stars all lose their fast ball in their 30s. She would have been 29 or so when "Cruel Summer" was recorded.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Mariah married Nick freaking Cannon at her age. Nick is not only a buffoon he’s clearly an old Hollywood twink. Taylor marrying some bozo football player is pretty normal for a fading pop stars. They all go batshit when their hit making fades.

Most female pop stars marry people who are not nearly as rich or famous as they are. It would be pretty hard to.

Katy Perry: Russell Brand and Orlando Bloom
Rihanna: A$AP Rocky
Billie Eilish: Who knows
Ariana Grande: String of dudes that make you go "huh?"
Britney Spears: K-fed
Cristina Aguilera: Some dude I can't remember
Shakira: That soccer player that cheated on her

The list goes on...

TK is not that bad all things considered.

+1. Whitney Houston with Bobby Brown. JLo with that creepy backup singer after the Diddy thing (in retrospect we now know Diddy is gay/bi). Pink with some dirt bike dude? Fading pop singers are basket cases.

[Anonymous]

What is this sh*t? This album sounds like a Disney album.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What is this sh*t? This album sounds like a Disney album.

She's creatively spent, overexposed, and her current muse is an ugly meathead. This half-baked album is just a lazy money grab.

[Anonymous]

Y’all are a bunch of haters. Opalite is great and so are Life of a Showgirl and Honey.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Y’all are a bunch of haters. Opalite is great and so are Life of a Showgirl and Honey.

Your mother even says she’s washed up

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The Fate of Ophelia video dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko70cExuzZM

Styling and costumes: A++++
Video concept: B-
Taylor's Dancing or even like her basic movement choreography from each set piece to the next: F-

And this is when I realized what a tactical error it was for her to make this album a "showgirl" concept, because it will push her into doing a LOT of choreography to support the concept. Look, Taylor is extremely talented at many things, but you and I and Taylor and anyone with eyes knows she can't dance. Sure, she can look like a showgirl in the costume with the makeup in a still photo because she has the face and the height for it. But put that in motion and it's just cringe cringe cringe please stop.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The Fate of Ophelia video dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko70cExuzZM

That was fun. Thanks for the link.