Misdelivered ham

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This sounds like a good plot for a fun movie. Although it would probably play out as two single people who end up following in love because of this ham.

Ham for the Holidays: A Honey Baked Love Story

I'd totally watch that movie.

She was a high powered PR agent living in NYC and engaged to Dickish Von Rich, an investment banker from a well known family. One morning, a ham showed up at their door. "Woah!" She exclaimed. "This was supposed to go to Rustbeltville, Kasasota!" Dishish told her they should just eat it. She decided it would be a fun roadtrip for them and she didn't want to think that someone's Christmas was ruined. Dishish went along at first but then broke up with her right before the trip because he thought it was such a dumb idea. One tearful montage drive later she arrives. Fish out of water antics, like having to carry her own bags!? She found the home of the ham and...it was a Christmas tree farm. An elderly man greeted her and demanded that she join them for dinner. His grandson, Flannely Sixpacker is at the dinner as well. Can Flannely show her the true meaning of Christmas...and love?

With Lacey Chabert in the lead role...

[Anonymous]

I just want to say this thread has brought me great joy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just want to say this thread has brought me great joy.

Same here!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This sounds like a good plot for a fun movie. Although it would probably play out as two single people who end up following in love because of this ham.

Ham for the Holidays: A Honey Baked Love Story

I'd totally watch that movie.

She was a high powered PR agent living in NYC and engaged to Dickish Von Rich, an investment banker from a well known family. One morning, a ham showed up at their door. "Woah!" She exclaimed. "This was supposed to go to Rustbeltville, Kasasota!" Dishish told her they should just eat it. She decided it would be a fun roadtrip for them and she didn't want to think that someone's Christmas was ruined. Dishish went along at first but then broke up with her right before the trip because he thought it was such a dumb idea. One tearful montage drive later she arrives. Fish out of water antics, like having to carry her own bags!? She found the home of the ham and...it was a Christmas tree farm. An elderly man greeted her and demanded that she join them for dinner. His grandson, Flannely Sixpacker is at the dinner as well. Can Flannely show her the true meaning of Christmas...and love?

you should send this spec script to Hallmark. Seriously!

[Anonymous]

I need the ham, damn it! Give it to me now!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This sounds like a good plot for a fun movie. Although it would probably play out as two single people who end up following in love because of this ham.

Ham for the Holidays: A Honey Baked Love Story

I'd totally watch that movie.

She was a high powered PR agent living in NYC and engaged to Dickish Von Rich, an investment banker from a well known family. One morning, a ham showed up at their door. "Woah!" She exclaimed. "This was supposed to go to Rustbeltville, Kasasota!" Dishish told her they should just eat it. She decided it would be a fun roadtrip for them and she didn't want to think that someone's Christmas was ruined. Dishish went along at first but then broke up with her right before the trip because he thought it was such a dumb idea. One tearful montage drive later she arrives. Fish out of water antics, like having to carry her own bags!? She found the home of the ham and...it was a Christmas tree farm. An elderly man greeted her and demanded that she join them for dinner. His grandson, Flannely Sixpacker is at the dinner as well. Can Flannely show her the true meaning of Christmas...and love?

you should send this spec script to Hallmark. Seriously!

Nope, has to be on Netflix with the names exactly like this.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This sounds like a good plot for a fun movie. Although it would probably play out as two single people who end up following in love because of this ham.

Ham for the Holidays: A Honey Baked Love Story

I'd totally watch that movie.

She was a high powered PR agent living in NYC and engaged to Dickish Von Rich, an investment banker from a well known family. One morning, a ham showed up at their door. "Woah!" She exclaimed. "This was supposed to go to Rustbeltville, Kasasota!" Dishish told her they should just eat it. She decided it would be a fun roadtrip for them and she didn't want to think that someone's Christmas was ruined. Dishish went along at first but then broke up with her right before the trip because he thought it was such a dumb idea. One tearful montage drive later she arrives. Fish out of water antics, like having to carry her own bags!? She found the home of the ham and...it was a Christmas tree farm. An elderly man greeted her and demanded that she join them for dinner. His grandson, Flannely Sixpacker is at the dinner as well. Can Flannely show her the true meaning of Christmas...and love?

you should send this spec script to Hallmark. Seriously!

And be called Ham for the Holidays

Nope, has to be on Netflix with the names exactly like this.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If you deliver the ham to neighbor then you get to feel a little smug about how nice you are and how lazy they are when you see them. If you eat the ham, you will feel mildly guilty every time you see them. I would take the long term satisfaction of smugness over the short term smokey sweet ham.

True. Good point.

[Anonymous]

I would have delivered it with a note on it that says "Next year, we eat the ham."

[Anonymous]

OP again with more ham news. Before I went to take the ham to the neighbor, I contacted the ham company through a Facebook message. (The phone at ham company was still not working.) They responded almost instantly. They're going to contact their client who sent the ham, and I get to keep this one. I can only assume that they will contact the neighbor, get his correct address, and send him a new ham. So, we'll both have hams.

It is a Christmas ham miracle.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP again with more ham news. Before I went to take the ham to the neighbor, I contacted the ham company through a Facebook message. (The phone at ham company was still not working.) They responded almost instantly. They're going to contact their client who sent the ham, and I get to keep this one. I can only assume that they will contact the neighbor, get his correct address, and send him a new ham. So, we'll both have hams.

It is a Christmas ham miracle.

Yay! Congratulations OP.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP again with more ham news. Before I went to take the ham to the neighbor, I contacted the ham company through a Facebook message. (The phone at ham company was still not working.) They responded almost instantly. They're going to contact their client who sent the ham, and I get to keep this one. I can only assume that they will contact the neighbor, get his correct address, and send him a new ham. So, we'll both have hams.

It is a Christmas ham miracle.

The best outcome possible! Enjoy your ham!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This sounds like a good plot for a fun movie. Although it would probably play out as two single people who end up following in love because of this ham.

Ham for the Holidays: A Honey Baked Love Story

I'd totally watch that movie.

She was a high powered PR agent living in NYC and engaged to Dickish Von Rich, an investment banker from a well known family. One morning, a ham showed up at their door. "Woah!" She exclaimed. "This was supposed to go to Rustbeltville, Kasasota!" Dishish told her they should just eat it. She decided it would be a fun roadtrip for them and she didn't want to think that someone's Christmas was ruined. Dishish went along at first but then broke up with her right before the trip because he thought it was such a dumb idea. One tearful montage drive later she arrives. Fish out of water antics, like having to carry her own bags!? She found the home of the ham and...it was a Christmas tree farm. An elderly man greeted her and demanded that she join them for dinner. His grandson, Flannely Sixpacker is at the dinner as well. Can Flannely show her the true meaning of Christmas...and love?

you should send this spec script to Hallmark. Seriously!

Nope, has to be on Netflix with the names exactly like this.

And be called Ham for the Holidays

YES!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP again with more ham news. Before I went to take the ham to the neighbor, I contacted the ham company through a Facebook message. (The phone at ham company was still not working.) They responded almost instantly. They're going to contact their client who sent the ham, and I get to keep this one. I can only assume that they will contact the neighbor, get his correct address, and send him a new ham. So, we'll both have hams.

It is a Christmas ham miracle.

k

Eat that delicious ham!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP again with more ham news. Before I went to take the ham to the neighbor, I contacted the ham company through a Facebook message. (The phone at ham company was still not working.) They responded almost instantly. They're going to contact their client who sent the ham, and I get to keep this one. I can only assume that they will contact the neighbor, get his correct address, and send him a new ham. So, we'll both have hams.

It is a Christmas ham miracle.

You mean Ham-iracle