Misdelivered ham

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Has anyone a spare ham this year? I haven't one and I'm still in need. It could also double as a birthday cake. I'll delicately insert a candle in the center and brush with maple or honey for frosting.

This calls for candle salad. (If you don't know, Google it. It's ... unbelievable.)

[Anonymous]

Some believe politicians are pigs, others see pigs as man's best friend.

[Anonymous]

I'm having the opposite issue. Our address is 6679 and half our packages go to 6779. I really blame our developer for numbers this homes in this nonsensical way (6 numbers between homes, our next door neighbor is 6673).

[Anonymous]

Love this thread! Takes me back to working a seasonal, one week job at a Honeybaked Ham in suburban Pittsburgh in the mid-1990s. It was the early days of Honeybaked and there were lines around the strip mall to get hands on that ham.

[Anonymous]

We had this issue but with our neighbors mail. Really important tax documents and documents from DMV and the county kept being delivered to our house. They all had our neighbors name but with our house address. The first 6 or so times, I brought the mail to the neighbors and told them that they needed to correct the address with the senders. After several years of this, with no address correction, I just started writing on the envelope, "Return to sender. Addressee does not live at this address." I did my best, but in the end, only my neighbors should be correcting their address with these organizations, not me. After a year or so, I finally stopped getting my neighbors mail.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Has anyone a spare ham this year? I haven't one and I'm still in need. It could also double as a birthday cake. I'll delicately insert a candle in the center and brush with maple or honey for frosting.

This calls for candle salad. (If you don't know, Google it. It's ... unbelievable.)

Why google when you can watch this guy:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Has anyone a spare ham this year? I haven't one and I'm still in need. It could also double as a birthday cake. I'll delicately insert a candle in the center and brush with maple or honey for frosting.

This calls for candle salad. (If you don't know, Google it. It's ... unbelievable.)

Why google when you can watch this guy:

This is more than a little triggering.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
The sender is not at fault.

The recipient is at fault for not thanking you and correcting his address.

However, none of this warrants THEFT.

I would contact the neighbor so he picks up his ham. It's the only way he'll realize it's not actually fun and games for you.

It would not be a theft, it might be Conversion, which is a civil matter, not a criminal matter. Keep the Ham.

[Anonymous]

Misdelivered Ham LIVES 🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻 🎸

[Anonymous]

Yay ham is back

[Anonymous]

More images of the aforementioned candle salad.
https://www.vintag.es/2021/12/candle-salad.html?m=1
Are we all just dirty minded harlots now, or did people laugh at this back in the day?

[Anonymous]

Another post made me think of this thread and what joy brought me in the early pandemic times…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Another post made me think of this thread and what joy brought me in the early pandemic times…

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OP, if I knew where you lived I would send all sorts of goodies as thanks for those smiles during such a bleak time!

[Anonymous]

With Thanksgiving next week and the rush of the holidays soon at the heels of it, let’s give an early thanks for the joy that is this epic thread. My DCUM GOAT (er, PIG).

[Anonymous]

I love this yearly thread! Thanks for bumping it PP!!