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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]This sounds like a good plot for a fun movie.  Although it would probably play out as two single people who end up following in love because of this ham.[/quote]

Ham for the Holidays: A Honey Baked Love Story

I'd totally watch that movie.  [/quote]

[i]She was a high powered PR agent living in NYC and engaged to Dickish Von Rich, an investment banker from a well known family. One morning, a ham showed up at their door. "Woah!" She exclaimed. "This was supposed to go to Rustbeltville, Kasasota!" Dishish told her they should just eat it. She decided it would be a fun roadtrip for them and she didn't want to think that someone's Christmas was ruined. Dishish went along at first but then broke up with her right before the trip because he thought it was such a dumb idea. One tearful montage drive later she arrives. Fish out of water antics, like having to carry her own bags!? She found the home of the ham and...it was a Christmas tree farm. An elderly man greeted her and demanded that she join them for dinner. His grandson, Flannely Sixpacker is at the dinner as well. Can Flannely show her the true meaning of Christmas...and love?[/i][/quote]

With Lacey Chabert in the lead role...[/quote]

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