Misdelivered ham

[Anonymous]

OP back with the 2021 ham update.

I am sad to report that we have not received any misdelivered meats this year. I have not completely given up hope for a Christmas Eve ham miracle, though.

Perhaps my misdelivered ham was misdelivered?

All of the ham puns and stories have more than made up for the lack of pork on my doorstep!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP back with the 2021 ham update.

I am sad to report that we have not received any misdelivered meats this year. I have not completely given up hope for a Christmas Eve ham miracle, though.

Perhaps my misdelivered ham was misdelivered?

All of the ham puns and stories have more than made up for the lack of pork on my doorstep!

🎉🎉🎉

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP back with the 2021 ham update.

I am sad to report that we have not received any misdelivered meats this year. I have not completely given up hope for a Christmas Eve ham miracle, though.

Perhaps my misdelivered ham was misdelivered?

All of the ham puns and stories have more than made up for the lack of pork on my doorstep!

Thank you, OP! Any chance you'll take a PP's suggestion of installing a missing ham-themed creche in your front yard? It would be delightful!

[Anonymous]

*misdelivered

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP back with the 2021 ham update.

I am sad to report that we have not received any misdelivered meats this year. I have not completely given up hope for a Christmas Eve ham miracle, though.

Perhaps my misdelivered ham was misdelivered?

All of the ham puns and stories have more than made up for the lack of pork on my doorstep!

Thank you, OP! Any chance you'll take a PP's suggestion of installing a missing ham-themed creche in your front yard? It would be delightful!

Mary and Joseph looking down mournfully at the cradle where the missing ham should be.

[Anonymous]

If I were a better knitter, would absolutely make a themed ugly Christmas sweater featuring Misdelivered Ham 🤟 ala Spinal Tap

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If I were a better knitter, would absolutely make a themed ugly Christmas sweater featuring Misdelivered Ham 🤟 ala Spinal Tap

You mean Spiral Tap, no? 🐷

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm still in need and will gladly accept any misdelivered hams. I haven't even one Christmas ham. It's unfair for anyone to have two, especially if you are overweight. There are too many obese Americans who need to scale back on their food intake and redistribute their food to the hungry average and underweight Americans.

fat people get hungry too...and a ham is full of protein so if they eat that they're less likely to indulge in crap food later.

Porker!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If I were a better knitter, would absolutely make a themed ugly Christmas sweater featuring Misdelivered Ham 🤟 ala Spinal Tap

You mean Spiral Tap, no? 🐷

OMG. *chef’s kiss*

[Anonymous]

Hoping for a 2022 update soon!!

[Anonymous]

LOL! Cannot wait!
In the meantime, shall we do some puns?
Oh Little Town of Bethleham!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm still in need and will gladly accept any misdelivered hams. I haven't even one Christmas ham. It's unfair for anyone to have two, especially if you are overweight. There are too many obese Americans who need to scale back on their food intake and redistribute their food to the hungry average and underweight Americans.

fat people get hungry too...and a ham is full of protein so if they eat that they're less likely to indulge in crap food later.

Porker!

Oink, oink! Porky pig!

[Anonymous]

Has anyone a spare ham this year? I haven't one and I'm still in need. It could also double as a birthday cake. I'll delicately insert a candle in the center and brush with maple or honey for frosting.

[Anonymous]

Thank you for resurrecting this thread! Holiday favorite. Long live the ham

[Anonymous]

I love this thread.