Let’s Discuss: Fascinating Instagram Influencers

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Looks like she's wearing a freaking mouth guard. She should stop smiling so hard. Soft smiles instead of that freaky smile would make her much more pleasant.

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Anonymous wrote:Those are veneers strapped on top of her teeth, I think. Everyone with bad veneers has a huge teethy smile.

+1

Horse Mouth.

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Young influencers are doing it all the time. You just have to watch them carefully. I guarantee within 24 months Jordyn Woods will be announcing she's engaged to some moderately wealthy, 35-49 year-old, ugly dude.

https://www.instagram.com/jordynwoods/?hl=en

Sofia Richie is next

https://www.instagram.com/sofiarichie/

Scott is never going to marry Sofia.

Looks like Scott isn't in any of her recent pictures. Are they still dating? And how is she so white compared to her dad? She doesn't look bi-racial at all.

They’ve rarely posted pics of each other. Scott has always had more pics of Khloe on his Instagram than Sofia.

Sofia’s mother is white. It’s just genetics.

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Anonymous wrote:@turtlecreeklane Mormon mom of 5 who lives in an $8m house in Dallas, queen of over-the-top holiday decorating and maintaining a toothpick frame (no sugar, carbs for her or the kids except on very special occasions).

Why does she smile so big in every picture? The bottom teeth smile creeps me out. Can't she half-smile (or soft smile) so it doesn't show bottom teeth? The pictures would be far less creepy. Or maybe her teeth are veneer and stick out, so it's hard to keep them 'tucked in' when smiling?

This is classic Texas BIG hair and BIG teeth combo. To each their own.

Also, can you imagine what this lady must’ve looked like in the 1980’s!???!!

Is she cross eyed? Are her eyes too close together? What is it that detracts so much (besides the teeth?)

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Anonymous wrote:I might like insta train wrecks. What are some others?

Some good ones in McLean.

Who?

[Anonymous]

Does she have to poop? Or is she about to poop? Not sure which?

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Appears some of her kids have her old nose?

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What was that name of the Instagram account of this mom from Arkansas and she dresses her kids in these costumes everyday? It was briefly mentioned in a thread a few months ago and we all went crazy over it.

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Re: the Texas mom - I would like to think if I could afford an $8m house, I would instead be seriously trying to change the world, instead of procreating and decorating and redecorating my house all day, every day.

She looks Walmart, alright.

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My husband is the father of two daughters, and has let the girls put barrettes and headbands in his hair. He's let them polish his nails. He will do ballet with them. He's comfortable in his skin.

But holy shit I don't think he'd EVER be okay with living in a house decorated like that. He'd be cool with a balloon arch for a birthday, but that's about it.

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Anonymous wrote:@turtlecreeklane Mormon mom of 5 who lives in an $8m house in Dallas, queen of over-the-top holiday decorating and maintaining a toothpick frame (no sugar, carbs for her or the kids except on very special occasions).

Why does she smile so big in every picture? The bottom teeth smile creeps me out. Can't she half-smile (or soft smile) so it doesn't show bottom teeth? The pictures would be far less creepy. Or maybe her teeth are veneer and stick out, so it's hard to keep them 'tucked in' when smiling?

She looks insane.

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Anonymous wrote:What was that name of the Instagram account of this mom from Arkansas and she dresses her kids in these costumes everyday? It was briefly mentioned in a thread a few months ago and we all went crazy over it.

Oh man, I remember going down this rabbit hole! Can't recall the Instagram handle but they were insane...

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wow, that texas mom. an easter tree? wtf

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Anonymous wrote:wow, that texas mom. an easter tree? wtf

Valentine’s tree too. With so much stuff on it you can’t see the actual tree.

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It bums me out that her Little kids have public Instagram accounts that seem more geared to strangers for publicity/influencing than their friends. I get kind of nervous when people share everything about their kids but to be pushing their kids into the commercialization of their lives is just, wow.