How do you feel about cleaning your S/O’s toilet mess?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm a guy. It is the pooper's responsibility to clean the skid marks off the toilet post-poop. Occasionally forgetting is one thing, constantly neglecting this task is acting like a slob. Other women get pissed at their husbands for leaving the seat up; you're tolerating cleaning feces. I think it's one thing to do it once in a blue moon, but I would not do this regularly, and I know my wife wouldn't either.

um, these sound like 3D skidmarks. like actual TURDS stuck all around the toilet and he just keeps layering them on day after day.

+1

[Anonymous]

Eew.....
Once I began reading your post OP, my face has turned into an unbearable grimace.

Just yuck!!
I wouldn’t want to clean up after him.
And as an adult, he should be responsible for his own messes.

[Anonymous]

Gross. My teenage boys even know better. Can you get the blue gel that hangs in the back of the tank? Anything at this point would help.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sex strike.

Everything on DCUM is a reason for a sex strike... which leads to the husband complaining about the lack of sex...which leads to the wife complaining that her DH is always upset with her... which leads to the husband cheating...which leads to getting a divorce. All because of a little poop clinging to the side of the toilet.

Yeah. A person's poop - a person who leaves that for someone else to clean on a daily basis.

That's ... really not okay.

[Anonymous]

As an Airbnb host, I clean toilets daily. Honestly? It's not that big a deal.

Poopie diapers are 1,000,000 times worse.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:As an Airbnb host, I clean toilets daily. Honestly? It's not that big a deal.

Would you have no problem whatsoever with doing this for a spouse, the same person every day, who knows you are having to do it?

[Anonymous]

Ever see the movie Trainspotting? Now that was one dirty British toilet.

[Anonymous]

You signed up for it by not wanting to work/ letting the pooper support you, BUT, if I were you I would not do it. And I would get a job, pronto.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You signed up for it by not wanting to work/ letting the pooper support you, BUT, if I were you I would not do it. And I would get a job, pronto.

Yep. I was thinking the same thing. When you stay home and assume all of the cleaning responsibilities, you can't complain about a little shit on the side of the toilet bowl.

[Anonymous]

I think it's pretty sh1tty of the DH. Just because your spouse is a SAHM doesn't mean you can treat her like crap.

[Anonymous]

if my daughters were married to a shithead like this I'd go fly over to Surrey and knock him out.

[Anonymous]

Just let him poop in his bathroom. Don’t use it. Don’t let guests use it.

[Anonymous]

Oh my god. How about a high flush powerful toilet? Not the most environmentally friendly option but Better than a divorce or a fight.

[Anonymous]

In a normal, functioning adult relationship you would just say, "Clean up your poops with the brush, if/when they don't go down the toilet. Right away."

WTF is going on here? He doesn't notice? He doesn't care? He wants to piss you off? WTF.

[Anonymous]

This thread is hilarious-gross but what in god's name happened to personal pride? If I mentioned to DH about his loafing 3D turds he, as a man with just your everyday class, would be embarrassed as all get out. Can the magic ever come back to a marriage where one partner is turd nonchalant and the other repulsed??