How do you feel about cleaning your S/O’s toilet mess?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Where do you live?

I’m in London and the toilets here are nearly impossible to keep between the low-flow design and limescale deposits.

I have a duck brush with disposable heads that I buy in bulk sitting beside the toilet. DH is pretty good about using them, though my kids are not.

We live outside London. I’m going to buy those duck brushes just for him. Thanks for the reccomendation. I’m glad we’re not the only ones having problems with the toilets here.

Thanks everyone. I’m feeling emboldened.

Eww. I woudn't use brush on that toilet until everything is out. I doubt that he will get the toilet brush clean before putting it back in place. Get a haldheld bidet, he can easily wash off the inside of the toilet with this.

[Anonymous]

I am CRACKING UP at this

[Anonymous]

This entire thread is so gross it should be deleted. I can't even manage reading about it, let alone doing what the OP is doing!

[Anonymous]

I just clean up after my dh. He never does, and probable won't. But he uncle the sinks/ rub from the long girl hair in the house. And uncle toilets when the kids clog them. It is a trade off. It's gross, but, WTF, not worth making an issue over.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just clean up after my dh. He never does, and probable won't. But he unclogs the sinks/ tub from the long girl hair in the house. And unclogs toilets when the kids clog them. It is a trade off. It's gross, but, WTF, not worth making an issue over.

Fixed those mistakes!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think we need a separate forum for this but, as a man, on the occasions this happens to me, I find it great target practice and see it as a challenge to see if my stream is strong enough to dislodge the offending material. Perhaps suggest the target practice angle. Men love games and competition.

Second guy here...this is absolutely true.

[Anonymous]

Q. How do you feel about cleaning your S/O’s toilet mess?

A. Yummy!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Love it!!!

Where is that article about the Kentucky family who grew up thinking it was normal to have a Poop Spade in the bathroom to chunk stuff up with before flushing?
He only figured out it is not mainstream, when he got to college and asked a friend where the poker thing is for the bathroom.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Title pretty much says it all.

I don’t know if I’m being unreasonable or not. We are expats. I stay home with 2 kids and keep a large house clean. Toilets here are low flow. We have enough toilets that DH and I can use separate toilets. He consistently leaves feces clinging to the side of the toilet. I have asked him to either place TP down first to help keep it from clinging or just take 2 seconds to clean right after using it. If you stay on top of it it’s not hard. It’s literally a 2 second job. But he leaves it and it cements to the side. [u]

So my choice has been to go in after him everyday (he poops every single morning) and clean it. Or I wait and watch it turn into a swamp and one of two things occur. Either he finally cleans it after a few weeks (it’s so nasty). Or I have to clean it because I’m so disgusted and afraid a guest will see this.

I feel like the line in the sand for me is cleaning his poop everyday. I will do a lot because I’m staying home. But I don’t want to do that.

Re: a cleaning service. Because I know that seems like an easy fix. I keep the house extremely tidy. And that’s no issue. If we got a service it would be weekly and I would end up cleaning the toilet before she came because I feel like leaving so much poop on the toilet for a cleaner is rude.

OMG, pls post a pic! Pls keep evidence. If you don't send it to us, at least send it to his mother and father. They must be so proud of the life skills they imparted.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm a guy. It is the pooper's responsibility to clean the skid marks off the toilet post-poop. Occasionally forgetting is one thing, constantly neglecting this task is acting like a slob. Other women get pissed at their husbands for leaving the seat up; you're tolerating cleaning feces. I think it's one thing to do it once in a blue moon, but I would not do this regularly, and I know my wife wouldn't either.

um, these sound like 3D skidmarks. like actual TURDS stuck all around the toilet and he just keeps layering them on day after day.

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think we need a separate forum for this but, as a man, on the occasions this happens to me, I find it great target practice and see it as a challenge to see if my stream is strong enough to dislodge the offending material. Perhaps suggest the target practice angle. Men love games and competition.

Second guy here...this is absolutely true.

Can confirm also.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think we need a separate forum for this but, as a man, on the occasions this happens to me, I find it great target practice and see it as a challenge to see if my stream is strong enough to dislodge the offending material. Perhaps suggest the target practice angle. Men love games and competition.

Second guy here...this is absolutely true.

Can confirm also.

Yep. I do that too.

[Anonymous]

It's not only a guy thing. Women often wreak havoc on toilets and don't clean them up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sex strike.

Everything on DCUM is a reason for a sex strike... which leads to the husband complaining about the lack of sex...which leads to the wife complaining that her DH is always upset with her... which leads to the husband cheating...which leads to getting a divorce. All because of a little poop clinging to the side of the toilet.