Sex when kids are in the house

[Anonymous]

A couple of nights DH and I had a little too much to drink and while we always try to be quiet, I wondered the next morning how loud we actually were. Not doing that again.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:To knowingly allow your kids to hear you having sex is perverted and inappropriate. Bordering on abuse.

That is such a DCUM response.

+ 1000

Hilarious.

[Anonymous]

It's so nice to see that people on DCUM are having sex. It really makes me happy for you all....it's a nice change of pace on this forum.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You do know entire families used to live in one-room cabins, right?

They still had virgin births then.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm loud, so either I have to muffle myself while in bed or we find somewhere else in the house. So we often do it on the couch in the basement well out of ear shot of the kids. we have the courtesy of washing the blankets we've used before they kids use it.

Though, there was one time DH took me on the kitchen counter and the dining table, and we didn't clean up as thoroughly as we should have afterwards.....

Eeeww. The next morning, your kids probably scooped Cheerios off the table.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:To knowingly allow your kids to hear you having sex is perverted and inappropriate. Bordering on abuse.

That is such a DCUM response.

But not a CUM response.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:White noise machine + late at night.

Is this racial privilege?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:White noise machine + late at night.

Is this racial privilege?

Everything is.