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My cousin has a friend with the last name "rape." Every time I see the name (usually on Facebook comments) I cringe.
I knew a guy in college with the last name "woodcock." |
| Growing up there was a kid in my neighborhood named Jake Butts. Always felt bad for him. There was also Alex Duda; pronounced "DOO-dah" and that one wasn't great either. |
| Buttman |
What's wrong with Skaggs? Where I grew up, the drug store chain was called Skaggs. Now it's CVS. |
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Oh, sure, I know him. Bob Feces. Great guy. |
| I went to school with a Dyke, a Smallwood, and a Kuntz (pronounced cunts). Kuntz is the worst! |
| Yes, Infinger. |
| I got made fun of in elementary school with the last name Webb. |
| There was a Richard Long where I once worked. Went by Dick Long. |
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The best/worst is/was Virginia-based gynecologist, Dr. Harry C. Beaver.
I met him. |
The Kuntz you know is beset by problems of his own family's making. The name should be pronounced "Koontz." If they let it get bastardized to "cunts" somewhere along the way, well... |
| Once had a math textbook written by one Dwayne R. Derryberry. Have always loved that |
| I went to school with Mike Love (from the Beach Boys) daughter. Her name was Summer. Summer Love. I dated a guy with the last name Dinkel. Great guy but I never could have married him. |
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I know a urologist named "Dix"
And my friend did not marry a guy whose last name was "Butt" - at least partially b/c of the name (maybe also b/c he insisted she take the name) |