Tacky in the modern age, with two working 30 somethings as the bride and groom who probably make several hundred thousand dollars between them? Yes. |
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^ Dollar dances aside, the other things listed are very tacky (and I would include full on second and third showers to this list). Very money grubbing and attention whoring. "Look at me, look at me! Pay for my couples massage!"
Come on, it's just gross. |
I am jewish, and found very few trying to morph into a WASP. |
I feel terribly sorry for your children. They clearly have not learned history properly and they are subject to living with racist and egocentric bigots as parents. I'll pray for them and for you. |
Bless Your Heart |
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WASP here who just returned from a month summering (we don't really use that word..) in a Northeast coastal enclave with my people.
Plenty of potlucks and pizza parties and even a pasta salad or two. As for the wedding stuff, as people have noted, we find these things vulgar for the money grab part but also kinda fun and quaint since we have no real cultural traditions like this of our own. Believe me, besides "Brown Eyed Girl" nothing gets a WASP out on a wedding dance floor than the Hora or the Tarantella! |
Aren't you so sweeeeeet. |
It's arrogant , but true. Manners are important but truth is more important. |
\ Exactly, so start teaching them TRUTHFUL history. Not some weird Eurocentric KKK version. It's a great big world out there. You can start with the invention of mathematics and astronomy and move onto medical sciences from there. You'll have to get new books or new websites than the ones you currently use though that put the White race at the center of the universe. |
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Aren't 50% of DCUMers WASPS?
I think so - white anglosaxon protestant. And when I say protestant, I mean born to christian heritage, even if you were not raised "religious." Like, you celebrate christmas, and your parents are not Catholic, Orthodox, Hindu, Jewish, B'nai, or Muslim. Indeed, that must be half of DCUM. Look at the names you all pick in the name threads. |
Don't forget agriculture! |
No blessings for yours. You can go fuck yourself at the next Klan rally. |
Well the Greeks and the people of the Middle East actually invented most everything we attribute to the "whites" including MATH and if they did not invent it then the Chinese probably did. |
Maybe but in my neck of MoCo we seem to be the only non-Jews or non-Catholics around. |
+1 Well-to-do-WASPS are some of the tackiest people I've ever met. |