So basically anything that is not WASPY is tacky?

Anonymous
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Anonymous wrote:Oh please. Dollar dances, cash bars, honeymoon registries, gender reveals, 30 year old cake smash photo shoots, and taking home the wine bottle you previously "gave" your host are inherently tacky. Sorry not sorry. Has nothing to do with revering WASP culture.


Dollar dances are an ethnic thing more than a WASP thing. People from other countries/cultures do this and have for ages. Are they tacky?


Tacky in the modern age, with two working 30 somethings as the bride and groom who probably make several hundred thousand dollars between them? Yes.
Anonymous
^ Dollar dances aside, the other things listed are very tacky (and I would include full on second and third showers to this list). Very money grubbing and attention whoring. "Look at me, look at me! Pay for my couples massage!"

Come on, it's just gross.

Anonymous
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:According to DCUM the only way to not be tacky is to born WASP. Everyone else is tacky.


One of the prerogatives of being a WASP is not caring what others think of you. Adopt that attitude for a happier life, OP.


Not OP but I'm quite happy not being a WASP. Seems so constricting when you have to worry about etiquette and traditions and elegance and tackiness. I'll take my loud Jewish family any day.


I have yet to meet a Jewish person in this area who isn't trying to morph into a WASP.


I am jewish, and found very few trying to morph into a WASP.

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Do not knock it. Wasps are great! As my kids already realize, look around you. If it was not created by God - it was created by a Wasp or another European


I feel terribly sorry for your children. They clearly have not learned history properly and they are subject to living with racist and egocentric bigots as parents.

I'll pray for them and for you.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Do not knock it. Wasps are great! As my kids already realize, look around you. If it was not created by God - it was created by a Wasp or another European


I feel terribly sorry for your children. They clearly have not learned history properly and they are subject to living with racist and egocentric bigots as parents.

I'll pray for them and for you.


Bless Your Heart
Anonymous
WASP here who just returned from a month summering (we don't really use that word..) in a Northeast coastal enclave with my people.

Plenty of potlucks and pizza parties and even a pasta salad or two.

As for the wedding stuff, as people have noted, we find these things vulgar for the money grab part but also kinda fun and quaint since we have no real cultural traditions like this of our own. Believe me, besides "Brown Eyed Girl" nothing gets a WASP out on a wedding dance floor than the Hora or the Tarantella!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Do not knock it. Wasps are great! As my kids already realize, look around you. If it was not created by God - it was created by a Wasp or another European


I feel terribly sorry for your children. They clearly have not learned history properly and they are subject to living with racist and egocentric bigots as parents.

I'll pray for them and for you.


Bless Your Heart


Aren't you so sweeeeeet.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Do not knock it. Wasps are great! As my kids already realize, look around you. If it was not created by God - it was created by a Wasp or another European


I feel terribly sorry for your children. They clearly have not learned history properly and they are subject to living with racist and egocentric bigots as parents.

I'll pray for them and for you.


It's arrogant , but true. Manners are important but truth is more important.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Do not knock it. Wasps are great! As my kids already realize, look around you. If it was not created by God - it was created by a Wasp or another European


I feel terribly sorry for your children. They clearly have not learned history properly and they are subject to living with racist and egocentric bigots as parents.

I'll pray for them and for you.


It's arrogant , but true. Manners are important but truth is more important.
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Exactly, so start teaching them TRUTHFUL history. Not some weird Eurocentric KKK version.

It's a great big world out there. You can start with the invention of mathematics and astronomy and move onto medical sciences from there. You'll have to get new books or new websites than the ones you currently use though that put the White race at the center of the universe.





Anonymous
Aren't 50% of DCUMers WASPS?

I think so - white anglosaxon protestant.

And when I say protestant, I mean born to christian heritage, even if you were not raised "religious." Like, you celebrate christmas, and your parents are not Catholic, Orthodox, Hindu, Jewish, B'nai, or Muslim.

Indeed, that must be half of DCUM.

Look at the names you all pick in the name threads.
Anonymous
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Anonymous wrote:Do not knock it. Wasps are great! As my kids already realize, look around you. If it was not created by God - it was created by a Wasp or another European


Like gunpowder and algebra?


Don't forget agriculture!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Do not knock it. Wasps are great! As my kids already realize, look around you. If it was not created by God - it was created by a Wasp or another European


I feel terribly sorry for your children. They clearly have not learned history properly and they are subject to living with racist and egocentric bigots as parents.

I'll pray for them and for you.


Bless Your Heart

No blessings for yours. You can go fuck yourself at the next Klan rally.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Do not knock it. Wasps are great! As my kids already realize, look around you. If it was not created by God - it was created by a Wasp or another European


Well the Greeks and the people of the Middle East actually invented most everything we attribute to the "whites" including MATH and if they did not invent it then the Chinese probably did.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Aren't 50% of DCUMers WASPS?

I think so - white anglosaxon protestant.

And when I say protestant, I mean born to christian heritage, even if you were not raised "religious." Like, you celebrate christmas, and your parents are not Catholic, Orthodox, Hindu, Jewish, B'nai, or Muslim.

Indeed, that must be half of DCUM.

Look at the names you all pick in the name threads.


Maybe but in my neck of MoCo we seem to be the only non-Jews or non-Catholics around.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Personally, I find judging your friends for serving pasta and bagged salad tacky....


+1

Well-to-do-WASPS are some of the tackiest people I've ever met.
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