Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I used to have a crush on my old mailman. He was a cute Asian guy. We moved but it was nice while it lasted! He was the highlight of my day haha

Aww! I bet he liked seeing you too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You should dry your panties off and think about someone else because every good looking mailman is sticking it to every unwed mother on his route. So unless you don't mind sharing the lonely women juices, I'd suggest you move on.

No, I am not kidding. I have seen it myself. Samples are being delivered.

Gladys Kravitz? Is that you?

[Anonymous]

Op here.

Someone save me from myself, or at least stand in front of my office door today when the mail comes.

Yesterday, he comes up to the front desk and is putting the mail away when he sees me (staring and starting to sweat) and takes his earbuds out.
I hear some rap music playing as he leans and looks at me sideways, and asks me " hey ____, you know anything about Riding Dirty?" (For those not in the know, it's a song and he was listening to it I guess)

My answer?
"Sometimes my station wagon gets a lot of crumbs"

Noooooo!

[Anonymous]

You blew it. Sorry

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Op here.

Someone save me from myself, or at least stand in front of my office door today when the mail comes.

Yesterday, he comes up to the front desk and is putting the mail away when he sees me (staring and starting to sweat) and takes his earbuds out.
I hear some rap music playing as he leans and looks at me sideways, and asks me " hey ____, you know anything about Riding Dirty?" (For those not in the know, it's a song and he was listening to it I guess)

My answer?
"Sometimes my station wagon gets a lot of crumbs"

Noooooo!

OP - that's your bigger issue. Who drives station wagon nowdays? I think there are about 8 S.Ws. running entire DMV area. You need to upgrade your car...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Op here.

Someone save me from myself, or at least stand in front of my office door today when the mail comes.

Yesterday, he comes up to the front desk and is putting the mail away when he sees me (staring and starting to sweat) and takes his earbuds out.
I hear some rap music playing as he leans and looks at me sideways, and asks me " hey ____, you know anything about Riding Dirty?" (For those not in the know, it's a song and he was listening to it I guess)

My answer?
"Sometimes my station wagon gets a lot of crumbs"

Noooooo!

Lame

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op here.

Someone save me from myself, or at least stand in front of my office door today when the mail comes.

Yesterday, he comes up to the front desk and is putting the mail away when he sees me (staring and starting to sweat) and takes his earbuds out.
I hear some rap music playing as he leans and looks at me sideways, and asks me " hey ____, you know anything about Riding Dirty?" (For those not in the know, it's a song and he was listening to it I guess)

My answer?
"Sometimes my station wagon gets a lot of crumbs"

Noooooo!

OP - that's your bigger issue. Who drives station wagon nowdays? I think there are about 8 S.Ws. running entire DMV area. You need to upgrade your car...

Yes, I agree, but it's fully paid off and I love it. The seat is really comfortable and it does really well in the snow.

[Anonymous]

So, do you and this mailman have future together or what??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Op here.

Someone save me from myself, or at least stand in front of my office door today when the mail comes.

Yesterday, he comes up to the front desk and is putting the mail away when he sees me (staring and starting to sweat) and takes his earbuds out.
I hear some rap music playing as he leans and looks at me sideways, and asks me " hey ____, you know anything about Riding Dirty?" (For those not in the know, it's a song and he was listening to it I guess)

My answer?
"Sometimes my station wagon gets a lot of crumbs"

Noooooo!

LMAO!!! Oh OP I feel for you...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Bend... and Snap! LOL! Yes! Do that next time. Also, next time I'm at the Wheaton Costco, it's off to the tire center I go.

Damn, I need some new tires...off to Costco I go.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is awesome. My boring aging suburban neighborhood has just acquired a new resident who runs by my house each day. I've been quietly thinking of him as Hot Man Bun Guy.

Every neighborhood needs one. Pour yourself a coffee and just happen to be on the porch every day at that time. Ahhhhhh...!!

I use to live directly across the street from the Marine Corp Barracks in DC. My morning coffees were the best ever. They would line up outside to go run in formation right in front of my house, I love those little red shorts

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Op here.

Someone save me from myself, or at least stand in front of my office door today when the mail comes.

Yesterday, he comes up to the front desk and is putting the mail away when he sees me (staring and starting to sweat) and takes his earbuds out.
I hear some rap music playing as he leans and looks at me sideways, and asks me " hey ____, you know anything about Riding Dirty?" (For those not in the know, it's a song and he was listening to it I guess)

My answer?
"Sometimes my station wagon gets a lot of crumbs"

Noooooo!

OMG! It sounds to me like he wants you to ride HIM dirty!

You should ask if he ever delivers packages after hours.

[Anonymous]

So what *should* have been said as a response??

Ideas!

[Anonymous]

hahaha it's all fun and games until OP becomes part of the mailman's "human head in a postman's bag" collection.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So what *should* have been said as a response??

Ideas!

She should have said "about as much as you know about delivering packages"