Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sex wedge pillows? Just spill.

On a side note... I have one of these in my closet and never use it but I can't figure out how to get rid of it! Can I just stick it in the trash? It's huge. I really don't want my neighbors seeing it.

[Anonymous]

I have no idea what a sex wedge pillow even is. But I think I'd just stuff it in a garbage bag and toss it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Honestly I can't imagine anything more embarrassing than what happened to a poor soul in my office today. I feel like a bad person for even repeating it. It involved IBS, a 50 yard walk, and immediate carpet shampooing. Overnight sanitation is apparently happening before work tomorrow. If I was that person, I would just quit my job.

I think you'll be OK, OP.

Oh, that is horrible. Poor thing. I'll bet her coworkers will be more understanding than she would ever know. Lots of folks have been through that sort of thing with older parents or sick friends. Our bodies can do some really unlovely things to us sometimes. I hope she comes back with her head held high.

I totally sympathize with IBS sufferers. But I have an friend's exH that has IBS and regularly has accidents in the car. He doesn't put a towel down on the seat (eww) and just stops at the next exit to throw away his underwear (but doesn't wash his jeans--and yes you can smell it) What I don't understand is why he doesn't wear Depends. It's not like it's a rate occurrence for him.

[Anonymous]

Op you suck I just read all 4 pages looking for you to fess up!

[Anonymous]

If it were really that embarrassing I think you would have found time to put it away.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Honestly I can't imagine anything more embarrassing than what happened to a poor soul in my office today. I feel like a bad person for even repeating it. It involved IBS, a 50 yard walk, and immediate carpet shampooing. Overnight sanitation is apparently happening before work tomorrow. If I was that person, I would just quit my job.

I think you'll be OK, OP.

Oh, that is horrible. Poor thing. I'll bet her coworkers will be more understanding than she would ever know. Lots of folks have been through that sort of thing with older parents or sick friends. Our bodies can do some really unlovely things to us sometimes. I hope she comes back with her head held high.

I totally sympathize with IBS sufferers. But I have an friend's exH that has IBS and regularly has accidents in the car. He doesn't put a towel down on the seat (eww) and just stops at the next exit to throw away his underwear (but doesn't wash his jeans--and yes you can smell it) What I don't understand is why he doesn't wear Depends. It's not like it's a rate occurrence for him.

Ugh. That's different. You can't routinely walk around with poopy pants and not have people notice that. But that is hardly typical of IBS sufferers..

[Anonymous]

At any rate, I doubt it was poopy pants that she left out. So the mystery has yet to be solved....

[Anonymous]

Hate the trolls.

[Anonymous]

Op here.

I left out a box of condoms. It was the large pleasure pack type that you get from the sex shop. It was a large assortment that we were looking through yesterday and just didn't put the box back under the bed. I just feel awkward that she saw a box of over 200 condoms.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Op here.

I left out a box of condoms. It was the large pleasure pack type that you get from the sex shop. It was a large assortment that we were looking through yesterday and just didn't put the box back under the bed. I just feel awkward that she saw a box of over 200 condoms.

Why would birth control be embarrassing?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op here.

I left out a box of condoms. It was the large pleasure pack type that you get from the sex shop. It was a large assortment that we were looking through yesterday and just didn't put the box back under the bed. I just feel awkward that she saw a box of over 200 condoms.

Why would birth control be embarrassing?

Shouldn't have said anything, OP.

Here it comes....

[Anonymous]

Condoms????? That's it??? I'm deeply disappointed.

[Anonymous]

OP: Please leave out something more embarrassing next week and report back.

[Anonymous]

Meh. I was expecting something scandalous, like air freshener.

[Anonymous]

If it's normally under the bed and she's a halfway decent cleaning lady, she's seen it already.