PSA: not a pick up line, gentlemen!

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Anonymous wrote:It's better than "if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

If he's hot, does it matter?

Seriously though, perhaps you should try to come up with a fun comeback. Joking around is usually entertaining.

Maybe something like, "Probably not. But if you buy us a round of drinks, I just might opt to drink it instead of tossing it in your face. Wanna give it a try?"

Yeah, if someone's hot and has a shitty personality, it matters.

It doesn't matter if you're just looking for some fun. Flirting with a hot guy is fun.

If you're looking for a serious relationship, you probably won't find it in a bar--although a friend found her DH one drunken night at a bar in Dewey (happily married 20 years).

Nope. I am only looking for fun. Having sex with a selfish, has-weird-issues-with-women-and-thus-has-to-read-PUA-shit dude is never fun (I would assume-I've never done it!)

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Married woman here and I totally agree. People talk all the time about how women change, but never about how men change and become entitled, spoiled whiners who contribute nil except a paycheck (that I don't even need because I work and make good money). If not for the fact that we have a child together, I would have given my lazy, rotten, fat and getting fatter DH the heave ho by now. No woman who is successful and financially independent should ever get married.

Boy, makes me really want to risk half my earnings and 18 years of being domineered by a total bitch by singing up to get married.

PS, you want to get married because you want our money and you want our sperm. Plus you don't want to work.

Awww, poor wittle baby has issues with women. So adorbs.

Also, sperm is cheap. I can walk outside right now and get a ton of different sperm deposits- with ZERO effort on my part.

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negging works if you are attractive and you are in college.

I've seen it work too much.

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Anonymous wrote:negging works if you are attractive and you are in college.

I've seen it work too much.

Keep dreaming...

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Also, sperm is cheap. I can walk outside right now and get a ton of different sperm deposits- with ZERO effort on my part.

Well what are you waiting for? Go get yourself a sperm deposit!

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Also, sperm is cheap. I can walk outside right now and get a ton of different sperm deposits- with ZERO effort on my part.

Well what are you waiting for? Go get yourself a sperm deposit!

Oh, I will. Whenever I want to

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Anonymous wrote:Maybe she's a palm reader or a card reader and he was asking her about that. However, if that was a cold-call pickup line, it's beyond lame.

What would be the punchline? "School of LUV?"

That makes sense to me. OP, you probably overheard only part of a conversation. My kids do this with us.. they hear part of our conversation, and then freak out because they heard something that was taken out of context.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Maybe she's a palm reader or a card reader and he was asking her about that. However, if that was a cold-call pickup line, it's beyond lame.

What would be the punchline? "School of LUV?"

That makes sense to me. OP, you probably overheard only part of a conversation. My kids do this with us.. they hear part of our conversation, and then freak out because they heard something that was taken out of context.

You would be surprised by how clueless many men are at approaching women.

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Anonymous wrote:Maybe she's a palm reader or a card reader and he was asking her about that. However, if that was a cold-call pickup line, it's beyond lame.

What would be the punchline? "School of LUV?"

That makes sense to me. OP, you probably overheard only part of a conversation. My kids do this with us.. they hear part of our conversation, and then freak out because they heard something that was taken out of context.

OP here. Don't know if this is sarcasm but no, sorry, was there for the whole conversation. This was his line! Kid you not!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Maybe she's a palm reader or a card reader and he was asking her about that. However, if that was a cold-call pickup line, it's beyond lame.

What would be the punchline? "School of LUV?"

That makes sense to me. OP, you probably overheard only part of a conversation. My kids do this with us.. they hear part of our conversation, and then freak out because they heard something that was taken out of context.

OP here. Don't know if this is sarcasm but no, sorry, was there for the whole conversation. This was his line! Kid you not!

Doesn't surprise me! There are tons of websites actively encouraging men to insult women as a means of sleeping with them. I kid you not!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Maybe she's a palm reader or a card reader and he was asking her about that. However, if that was a cold-call pickup line, it's beyond lame.

What would be the punchline? "School of LUV?"

That makes sense to me. OP, you probably overheard only part of a conversation. My kids do this with us.. they hear part of our conversation, and then freak out because they heard something that was taken out of context.

OP here. Don't know if this is sarcasm but no, sorry, was there for the whole conversation. This was his line! Kid you not!

Doesn't surprise me! There are tons of websites actively encouraging men to insult women as a means of sleeping with them. I kid you not!

I am old and suddenly very glad I have been married for over 15 years. I will inform DH he cannot divorce me or die because I cannot re-enter the dating pool. WTF?! I think I would be pissed if some guy asked me where I learned to read. Dumbfounded!

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Anonymous wrote:Maybe she's a palm reader or a card reader and he was asking her about that. However, if that was a cold-call pickup line, it's beyond lame.

What would be the punchline? "School of LUV?"

That makes sense to me. OP, you probably overheard only part of a conversation. My kids do this with us.. they hear part of our conversation, and then freak out because they heard something that was taken out of context.

OP here. Don't know if this is sarcasm but no, sorry, was there for the whole conversation. This was his line! Kid you not!

Doesn't surprise me! There are tons of websites actively encouraging men to insult women as a means of sleeping with them. I kid you not!

I am old and suddenly very glad I have been married for over 15 years. I will inform DH he cannot divorce me or die because I cannot re-enter the dating pool. WTF?! I think I would be pissed if some guy asked me where I learned to read. Dumbfounded!

This is the stuff young women have to deal with! Socially clueless young men who are just as desperate as they were before to get laid and yet completely lacking in social awareness.

It's annoying!

[Anonymous]

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Married woman here and I totally agree. People talk all the time about how women change, but never about how men change and become entitled, spoiled whiners who contribute nil except a paycheck (that I don't even need because I work and make good money). If not for the fact that we have a child together, I would have given my lazy, rotten, fat and getting fatter DH the heave ho by now. No woman who is successful and financially independent should ever get married.

Boy, makes me really want to risk half my earnings and 18 years of being domineered by a total bitch by singing up to get married.

PS, you want to get married because you want our money and you want our sperm. Plus you don't want to work.

In your haste to post your screed, you forgot to read. I work and make far more than an mouth-breathing, innumerate illiterate like you could ever count. There is no incentive beyond social pressure for me to saddle myself with the likes of you. As far as your two-headed, low motility sperm goes, there is enough sperm in banks to inseminate every woman on earth and dozens of generations more. You are useless.

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Sure, women don't *need* men to raise a child. You can also drive a car with your feet, doesn't mean it's a good idea.

This is very confusing. You don't drive a car with your feet? Do you have a car that has been modified to have hand controls? I have a car with a manual transmission, so I drive with both feet.

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What are you prattling on about?

Google "pick-up artist" and "negging". These are things. If you're lucky, they're things you don't encounter in real life. (I never have, but I'm an old bag.)