PSA: not a pick up line, gentlemen!

[Anonymous]

If you have any desire to date a woman.. Or even just casually "hook-up," don't ask her where she learned to read! This is not a good line. I just overheard it and thought I would help the men of DC. Just hearing it made me want to punch you! Carry on and better luck!

And for you men still single, what's your problem?! This is your competition!

[Anonymous]

What

[Anonymous]

Don't use any pick up lines, actually.

Protip: treat women like human beings. We like that shit.

[Anonymous]

OP here. A guy hitting on a woman, just asked her, "where did you learn to read?"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Don't use any pick up lines, actually.

Protip: treat women like human beings. We like that shit.

OP here. Yes!

[Anonymous]

There are a lot of (millennial and younger) men who grew up in the age of memes, internet snark, and porn, and have absolutely no skills to relate to women as people.

I like memes, internet snark, and porn, but you've gotta balance internet life with real life and know the difference.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There are a lot of (millennial and younger) men who grew up in the age of memes, internet snark, and porn, and have absolutely no skills to relate to women as people.

I like memes, internet snark, and porn, but you've gotta balance internet life with real life and know the difference.

They also grew up in the era of the "pick up artist".

One of my favorite things to do is call out dudes when they try to "neg" me. The look of shame and shock on their faces... completely priceless.

Every woman should do it. It never gets old.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here. A guy hitting on a woman, just asked her, "where did you learn to read?"

Is there a punch line, or was he just flat out insulting her?

[Anonymous]

I honestly don't know how any of the single men here get dates, let alone find some sucker to marry them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If you have any desire to date a woman.. Or even just casually "hook-up," don't ask her where she learned to read! This is not a good line. I just overheard it and thought I would help the men of DC. Just hearing it made me want to punch you! Carry on and better luck!

And for you men still single, what's your problem?! This is your competition!

Where did you learn how to write?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I honestly don't know how any of the single men here get dates, let alone find some sucker to marry them.

That's why our society needs to push the "happily ever after" fairytale narrative so hard.

If women on their wedding days knew that they were basically being sold into domestic servitude with an entitled lardass who wants a BJ every day but doesnt think he should have to ever do laundry, they would run like hell!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If you have any desire to date a woman.. Or even just casually "hook-up," don't ask her where she learned to read! This is not a good line. I just overheard it and thought I would help the men of DC. Just hearing it made me want to punch you! Carry on and better luck!

And for you men still single, what's your problem?! This is your competition!

Where did you learn how to write?

NP. Fuck off.

[Anonymous]

OP here: this was a drunk older GenXer. I am a younger (and married GenXer). Tell me your worse pick up line (used or heard!). This was pitiful!

[Anonymous]

Maybe she's a palm reader or a card reader and he was asking her about that. However, if that was a cold-call pickup line, it's beyond lame.

What would be the punchline? "School of LUV?"

[Anonymous]

My personal worst pickup line? I don't have a lot but the time a 250-pound stoner walked up to me and said, "Hey, wanna get high?" I knew it was time to bug out.