PSA: not a pick up line, gentlemen!

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Anonymous wrote:I honestly don't know how any of the single men here get dates, let alone find some sucker to marry them.

That's why our society needs to push the "happily ever after" fairytale narrative so hard.

If women on their wedding days knew that they were basically being sold into domestic servitude with an entitled lardass who wants a BJ every day but doesnt think he should have to ever do laundry, they would run like hell!!!

Married woman here and I totally agree. People talk all the time about how women change, but never about how men change and become entitled, spoiled whiners who contribute nil except a paycheck (that I don't even need because I work and make good money). If not for the fact that we have a child together, I would have given my lazy, rotten, fat and getting fatter DH the heave ho by now. No woman who is successful and financially independent should ever get married.

Thank you PP. I am a young woman (25) and I don't plan on ever getting married.

I am hustling hard now to make enough money so that I can comfortably raise a kid myself and pay for all the luxuries I had growing up.

Lucky for women, we have the reproductive power. We don't need to hire surrogates or anything, so having a kid on your own is way easier!

Oy vey. Just because some people super suck doesn't mean that you can't have a happy marriage.

Google egalatarian marriage, and find a partner who's on board with it. It's not rocket science.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I honestly don't know how any of the single men here get dates, let alone find some sucker to marry them.

That's why our society needs to push the "happily ever after" fairytale narrative so hard.

If women on their wedding days knew that they were basically being sold into domestic servitude with an entitled lardass who wants a BJ every day but doesnt think he should have to ever do laundry, they would run like hell!!!

Married woman here and I totally agree. People talk all the time about how women change, but never about how men change and become entitled, spoiled whiners who contribute nil except a paycheck (that I don't even need because I work and make good money). If not for the fact that we have a child together, I would have given my lazy, rotten, fat and getting fatter DH the heave ho by now. No woman who is successful and financially independent should ever get married.

Thank you PP. I am a young woman (25) and I don't plan on ever getting married.

I am hustling hard now to make enough money so that I can comfortably raise a kid myself and pay for all the luxuries I had growing up.

Lucky for women, we have the reproductive power. We don't need to hire surrogates or anything, so having a kid on your own is way easier!

This.

[Anonymous]

It's better than "if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It's better than "if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

If he's hot, does it matter?

Seriously though, perhaps you should try to come up with a fun comeback. Joking around is usually entertaining.

Maybe something like, "Probably not. But if you buy us a round of drinks, I just might opt to drink it instead of tossing it in your face. Wanna give it a try?"

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One of my favorite things to do is call out dudes when they try to "neg" me. The look of shame and shock on their faces... completely priceless.

Every woman should do it. It never gets old.

I don't care what anyone says, you don't need to lose weight!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I honestly don't know how any of the single men here get dates, let alone find some sucker to marry them.

It's easy to get dates in DC, there's many more women than there are men. Your just bitter we don't want to marry you. Go find another host, parasite.

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Seriously though, perhaps you should try to come up with a fun comeback. Joking around is usually entertaining.

Are you honestly surprised with all the ungrateful, ball busting broads who populate this forum?

[Anonymous]

If it's a hot guy...any line will work.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I honestly don't know how any of the single men here get dates, let alone find some sucker to marry them.

It's easy to get dates in DC, there's many more women than there are men. Your just bitter we don't want to marry you. Go find another host, parasite.

*You're

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:It's better than "if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

If he's hot, does it matter?

Seriously though, perhaps you should try to come up with a fun comeback. Joking around is usually entertaining.

Maybe something like, "Probably not. But if you buy us a round of drinks, I just might opt to drink it instead of tossing it in your face. Wanna give it a try?"

Yeah, if someone's hot and has a shitty personality, it matters.

[Anonymous]

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Married woman here and I totally agree. People talk all the time about how women change, but never about how men change and become entitled, spoiled whiners who contribute nil except a paycheck (that I don't even need because I work and make good money). If not for the fact that we have a child together, I would have given my lazy, rotten, fat and getting fatter DH the heave ho by now. No woman who is successful and financially independent should ever get married.

Boy, makes me really want to risk half my earnings and 18 years of being domineered by a total bitch by singing up to get married.

PS, you want to get married because you want our money and you want our sperm. Plus you don't want to work.

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Thank you PP. I am a young woman (25) and I don't plan on ever getting married.

You ALL say that at 25.

I am hustling hard now to make enough money so that I can comfortably raise a kid myself and pay for all the luxuries I had growing up.

Chicks say the cutest things at 25. *slaps ass*

Lucky for women, we have the reproductive power. We don't need to hire surrogates or anything, so having a kid on your own is way easier!

Sure, women don't *need* men to raise a child. You can also drive a car with your feet, doesn't mean it's a good idea.

[Anonymous]

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Married woman here and I totally agree. People talk all the time about how women change, but never about how men change and become entitled, spoiled whiners who contribute nil except a paycheck (that I don't even need because I work and make good money). If not for the fact that we have a child together, I would have given my lazy, rotten, fat and getting fatter DH the heave ho by now. No woman who is successful and financially independent should ever get married.

Boy, makes me really want to risk half my earnings and 18 years of being domineered by a total bitch by singing up to get married.

PS, you want to get married because you want our money and you want our sperm. Plus you don't want to work.

*signing

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's better than "if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

If he's hot, does it matter?

Seriously though, perhaps you should try to come up with a fun comeback. Joking around is usually entertaining.

Maybe something like, "Probably not. But if you buy us a round of drinks, I just might opt to drink it instead of tossing it in your face. Wanna give it a try?"

Yeah, if someone's hot and has a shitty personality, it matters.

It doesn't matter if you're just looking for some fun. Flirting with a hot guy is fun.

If you're looking for a serious relationship, you probably won't find it in a bar--although a friend found her DH one drunken night at a bar in Dewey (happily married 20 years).

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Thank you PP. I am a young woman (25) and I don't plan on ever getting married.

You ALL say that at 25.

I am hustling hard now to make enough money so that I can comfortably raise a kid myself and pay for all the luxuries I had growing up.

Chicks say the cutest things at 25. *slaps ass*

Lucky for women, we have the reproductive power. We don't need to hire surrogates or anything, so having a kid on your own is way easier!

Sure, women don't *need* men to raise a child. You can also drive a car with your feet, doesn't mean it's a good idea.

Bros say the cutest shit when they are desperate to get laid and bitter. *pulls pants up into wedgie*