Dh's birthday is coming up...need to make it special

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:How about a BJ every day of the week? Women who give material gifts instead of sexual ones really miss the point. Not that material gifts aren't nice sometimes, but if you're trying to reconnect, a football-related gift really misses the mark.

Man here.

This would be AMAZING.

Sigh. Men are so boring and predictable. Ugh.

...and yet you STILL don't get us...

And never will. Just like I dont understand the behavior of simple minded rodents.

Are you always such a nasty, bitter cunt?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What is it about a BJ that turns men on so much?

I understand women preferring oral because most women have trouble climaxing from just penetration. But men have no problem with climaxing from sex.

I think they just enjoy the psychological aspect of knowing they are getting pleasure from it and their partner is not. Knowing it's ALL ABOUT THEM. It's like a toddler wanting the attention on themselves.

...or a woman.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Why does a man have to be "sex deprived" to enjoy a BJ? Seriously- almost every man would love a passionate, enthusiastic BJ every night for a week. Throw in a bottle of scotch if you really want something for me to unwrap and I'm golden.

Nah. I mean if she was really into it and enjoying it, sure. But if it was something she enjoyed then I'd be getting these all the time anyway and it wouldn't need to be packaged as a special gift.

To have DW agree to blow me 7 days in a row as some sort of gift to me is unappealing, because I'd know she wasn't enjoying it. Unlike many here I'm uninterested in receiving duty acts from DW. I'd prefer we do things we both enjoy.

OK... now you are awesome.

YOU... we need more of in this world (and certainly on this forum).

And I'm guessing part of the reason you are less bitter (and sex deprived) than the other men on here is because you are a generous lover and that means your partner is enjoying it and actually WANTS to fuck you because she knows she'll get something out of it.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How about a BJ every day of the week? Women who give material gifts instead of sexual ones really miss the point. Not that material gifts aren't nice sometimes, but if you're trying to reconnect, a football-related gift really misses the mark.

Man here.

This would be AMAZING.

Sigh. Men are so boring and predictable. Ugh.

...and yet you STILL don't get us...

And never will. Just like I dont understand the behavior of simple minded rodents.

Are you always such a nasty, bitter cunt?

I try my best to be consistent but sometimes I'm only a bitch... working on bumping that up though!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What is it about a BJ that turns men on so much?

I understand women preferring oral because most women have trouble climaxing from just penetration. But men have no problem with climaxing from sex.

I think they just enjoy the psychological aspect of knowing they are getting pleasure from it and their partner is not. Knowing it's ALL ABOUT THEM. It's like a toddler wanting the attention on themselves.

...or a woman.

LOL! Shouldn't you be on your MGTOW forum instead of DCUM?

[Anonymous]

Hey guys, can it with the bj wars! You're going to get my thread moved to explicit

Let's just say I am taking all suggestions into account. Thanks.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What is it about a BJ that turns men on so much?

I understand women preferring oral because most women have trouble climaxing from just penetration. But men have no problem with climaxing from sex.

I think they just enjoy the psychological aspect of knowing they are getting pleasure from it and their partner is not. Knowing it's ALL ABOUT THEM. It's like a toddler wanting the attention on themselves.

It feels amazing in a way that's different that coitus.

It's not just the psychology.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Give yourself a BJ and swallow it first then we'll talk.

Ahahahaha! YES!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What is it about a BJ that turns men on so much?

I understand women preferring oral because most women have trouble climaxing from just penetration. But men have no problem with climaxing from sex.

I think they just enjoy the psychological aspect of knowing they are getting pleasure from it and their partner is not. Knowing it's ALL ABOUT THEM. It's like a toddler wanting the attention on themselves.

It feels amazing in a way that's different that coitus.

It's not just the psychology.

But you admit that's partly the psychology...
and then you wonder why women aren't interested in sex with you....


LOL. I'm sorry- but the self defeating level of idiocy here is just hilarious to me...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How about a BJ every day of the week? Women who give material gifts instead of sexual ones really miss the point. Not that material gifts aren't nice sometimes, but if you're trying to reconnect, a football-related gift really misses the mark.

Man here.

This would be AMAZING.

Sigh. Men are so boring and predictable. Ugh.

...and yet you STILL don't get us...

According to some woman above, I'm sex starved. LOL. Except I get oral, anal, and vaginal religiously. Men are pretty fucking simple to figure out. The fact that women have magazines with articles about "what men want" is because women have no idea and can't possibly learn from each other (yet they think they do, hence the magazines and blowjob avoidance). It's quite odd.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What is it about a BJ that turns men on so much?

I understand women preferring oral because most women have trouble climaxing from just penetration. But men have no problem with climaxing from sex.

I think they just enjoy the psychological aspect of knowing they are getting pleasure from it and their partner is not. Knowing it's ALL ABOUT THEM. It's like a toddler wanting the attention on themselves.

It feels amazing in a way that's different that coitus.

It's not just the psychology.

But you admit that's partly the psychology...
and then you wonder why women aren't interested in sex with you....


LOL. I'm sorry- but the self defeating level of idiocy here is just hilarious to me...

Why is the psychology offensive to you?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How about a BJ every day of the week? Women who give material gifts instead of sexual ones really miss the point. Not that material gifts aren't nice sometimes, but if you're trying to reconnect, a football-related gift really misses the mark.

Man here.

This would be AMAZING.

Sigh. Men are so boring and predictable. Ugh.

...and yet you STILL don't get us...

According to some woman above, I'm sex starved. LOL. Except I get oral, anal, and vaginal religiously. Men are pretty fucking simple to figure out. The fact that women have magazines with articles about "what men want" is because women have no idea and can't possibly learn from each other (yet they think they do, hence the magazines and blowjob avoidance). It's quite odd.

From your wife?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What is it about a BJ that turns men on so much?

I understand women preferring oral because most women have trouble climaxing from just penetration. But men have no problem with climaxing from sex.

I think they just enjoy the psychological aspect of knowing they are getting pleasure from it and their partner is not. Knowing it's ALL ABOUT THEM. It's like a toddler wanting the attention on themselves.

Hmmm. If all men climax from sex, which is basically true, you're suggesting then that all climaxes are the same. If that is true, we have sex until I come. I use my finger on you until you come. And I never have to do anything that might feel even more amazing if I can make you come without fail just using My finger. Thus, if you argue that you need oral stimulation on your clit vs My finger (wet or dry), we can conclude based on your own statement that you're a toddler wanting the attention on themselves.

[Anonymous]

Anal

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Anonymous wrote:How about a BJ every day of the week? Women who give material gifts instead of sexual ones really miss the point. Not that material gifts aren't nice sometimes, but if you're trying to reconnect, a football-related gift really misses the mark.

Man here.

This would be AMAZING.

Sigh. Men are so boring and predictable. Ugh.

...and yet you STILL don't get us...

According to some woman above, I'm sex starved. LOL. Except I get oral, anal, and vaginal religiously. Men are pretty fucking simple to figure out. The fact that women have magazines with articles about "what men want" is because women have no idea and can't possibly learn from each other (yet they think they do, hence the magazines and blowjob avoidance). It's quite odd.

From your wife?

Yes. LOL. My wife. And I have a child with her (and one from a previous marriage). Not every woman is full of excuses from tired to children to cheeseburgers to string cheese. Yes, if the reasons on my list got more and more nonsensical, then it's an accurate representation of most excuses.