Dh's birthday is coming up...need to make it special

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Dang, OP, your DH sounds super high maintenance. He wouldn't like beer of the month? I mean, what kind of beer/alcohol gift wouldn't be contrived? Do you have to brew your own with some master brewer?

Anyway, ignore the BJ posters. They're just undersexed teens. If you say your DH's love language is gifts, then find something you think he'd like and don't stress too much. It should be the act of giving that he appreciates, not that you picked out "THE PERFECT" gift every time. And if he's like that, then it's his problem and he needs therapy.

Yeah. Ignore the BJ posters. Why would men know what men like and want regularly? Instead, you should listen to the women and the 100000 Cosmo articles about what men want. You women are silly.

Not every man is sex deprived such as yourself.

[Anonymous]

Back to the original question, I would do something like a brewery tasting and tour:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/gog/best-bets/breweries-that-fill-growlers,99632.html

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:How about a BJ every day of the week? Women who give material gifts instead of sexual ones really miss the point. Not that material gifts aren't nice sometimes, but if you're trying to reconnect, a football-related gift really misses the mark.

Man here.

This would be AMAZING.

Sigh. Men are so boring and predictable. Ugh.

...and yet you STILL don't get us...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dang, OP, your DH sounds super high maintenance. He wouldn't like beer of the month? I mean, what kind of beer/alcohol gift wouldn't be contrived? Do you have to brew your own with some master brewer?

Anyway, ignore the BJ posters. They're just undersexed teens. If you say your DH's love language is gifts, then find something you think he'd like and don't stress too much. It should be the act of giving that he appreciates, not that you picked out "THE PERFECT" gift every time. And if he's like that, then it's his problem and he needs therapy.

Yeah. Ignore the BJ posters. Why would men know what men like and want regularly? Instead, you should listen to the women and the 100000 Cosmo articles about what men want. You women are silly.

Not every man is sex deprived such as yourself.

Why does a man have to be "sex deprived" to enjoy a BJ? Seriously- almost every man would love a passionate, enthusiastic BJ every night for a week. Throw in a bottle of scotch if you really want something for me to unwrap and I'm golden.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Give yourself a BJ and swallow it first then we'll talk.

Dw doesn't like to swallow. A few minutes of enthusiastic oral seven times in seven days...that would be cool.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How about a BJ every day of the week? Women who give material gifts instead of sexual ones really miss the point. Not that material gifts aren't nice sometimes, but if you're trying to reconnect, a football-related gift really misses the mark.

Man here.

This would be AMAZING.

Sigh. Men are so boring and predictable. Ugh.

Yep. Our needs are pretty basic. Assume that if there was something material that we needed, we would've already bought it. Also assume that if there is something we aren't getting, we will find a way to get it (with or without you). If you spend enough time on DCUM, you will figure that out.

Which is why divorce courts and alimony exist Do whatever you want to do, just realize every action has an equal and opposite reaction

No. Not even close to true. Been there, done that. Not equal. This isn't science.

You're right- it's not equal... because the pain of getting your assets smashed up during the divorce will be a lot worse than any temporary pain your wife experiences when she finds you cheating!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Give yourself a BJ and swallow it first then we'll talk.

Dw doesn't like to swallow. A few minutes of enthusiastic oral seven times in seven days...that would be cool.

How many times do you eat her out?

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How about a BJ every day of the week? Women who give material gifts instead of sexual ones really miss the point. Not that material gifts aren't nice sometimes, but if you're trying to reconnect, a football-related gift really misses the mark.

Man here.

This would be AMAZING.

Sigh. Men are so boring and predictable. Ugh.

Sounds like you just like to over complicate things just to avoid a simple BJ. Yet, the simple BJ would be better than any computer, sports, whatever related gift your elaborate mind can concoct.

American men are so dull. This obsession with BJs... it's so provincial and sad. Truly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Dang, OP, your DH sounds super high maintenance. He wouldn't like beer of the month? I mean, what kind of beer/alcohol gift wouldn't be contrived? Do you have to brew your own with some master brewer?

Anyway, ignore the BJ posters. They're just undersexed teens. If you say your DH's love language is gifts, then find something you think he'd like and don't stress too much. It should be the act of giving that he appreciates, not that you picked out "THE PERFECT" gift every time. And if he's like that, then it's his problem and he needs therapy.

x2. Guessing a lot of these posters have never read the love languages book and would probably think, "dats a lot of feminist gibberish to keep me from getting ma sweet blow js!" That seems to be about the level of thinking and reasoning behind their posts.

I think a nice watch or if he has a hobby, something to do with that, would always be appreciated.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Give yourself a BJ and swallow it first then we'll talk.

Dw doesn't like to swallow. A few minutes of enthusiastic oral seven times in seven days...that would be cool.

How many times do you eat her out?

As often and for as long as she wants.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Give yourself a BJ and swallow it first then we'll talk.

If I could do that I'd never leave the house.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How about a BJ every day of the week? Women who give material gifts instead of sexual ones really miss the point. Not that material gifts aren't nice sometimes, but if you're trying to reconnect, a football-related gift really misses the mark.

Man here.

This would be AMAZING.

Sigh. Men are so boring and predictable. Ugh.

...and yet you STILL don't get us...

And never will. Just like I dont understand the behavior of simple minded rodents.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why does a man have to be "sex deprived" to enjoy a BJ? Seriously- almost every man would love a passionate, enthusiastic BJ every night for a week. Throw in a bottle of scotch if you really want something for me to unwrap and I'm golden.

Nah. I mean if she was really into it and enjoying it, sure. But if it was something she enjoyed then I'd be getting these all the time anyway and it wouldn't need to be packaged as a special gift.

To have DW agree to blow me 7 days in a row as some sort of gift to me is unappealing, because I'd know she wasn't enjoying it. Unlike many here I'm uninterested in receiving duty acts from DW. I'd prefer we do things we both enjoy.

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What is it about a BJ that turns men on so much?

I understand women preferring oral because most women have trouble climaxing from just penetration. But men have no problem with climaxing from sex.

I think they just enjoy the psychological aspect of knowing they are getting pleasure from it and their partner is not. Knowing it's ALL ABOUT THEM. It's like a toddler wanting the attention on themselves.

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Check out Harrys.com - fancy shaving stuff. My hubby asked for this for Xmas and really likes it. Also maybe some lingerie for you.