So if you're tired of bacon, cupcakes and frozen yogurt, what's the next big thing?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:schnitzel

Mit Pomme Frites! Lecker!

[Anonymous]

flavored air. oh wait, i think they tried that but that never really caught on.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:flavored air. oh wait, i think they tried that but that never really caught on.

You don't have plug-in Febreeze Apple Pie? Smells just like a real apple pie baking in the oven! (If you've never smelled real apple pie baking in the oven, that is.)

Didn't they do some kind of subversive marketing back in the '80s, wafting cinnamon bun sprays out onto the sidewalks of stores and into malls to get people to shop? That was so crafty. Nowadays, with all the air freshener overload, people would be immune.

[Anonymous]

Brussel sprouts.