Kids Say the Darndest Things to Surprise You - Add Yours

[Anonymous]

OP here: thanks for all the wonderful posts!

Walmart and bike had me in stitches as did most of these.

"You open, I'll squeal!" My sisters were never that much fun!

Thanks for the MLK post - good for your DD! Smart girl!

Some others reminded me that when DS was just under 2 and I was working on China things, we met a lot of Asian people. DS would see them and say, "monkey, monkey", because he didn't have the word for Asian! I was horrified! Fortunately, no one understood what he meant but me.

He and my husband went to Zoolights last week, where DS noticed that the jumping tiger light was sponsored by a bank. "That's makes sense: tigers are predators and so are banks!" Oh, boy! Apologies to any bankers out there..