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Anonymous
This Is AWESOME!!!! Tell your son I love him and tell your husband he better listen to the little guy! |
Anonymous
| My daughter hadn't yet started speaking in sentences, but she had a ton of random words that weren't always well articulated. This was at about 18 months. She walked up to me one morning and clear as day, said, "I ate Nemo." I said, "you ate Nemo?" She said, "the goldfish." I said, "oh. ok." To the best of my knowledge, she had only seen "finding nemo" once, and not recently. |
Anonymous
| Last night, my husband gave me a kiss on the cheek and my son asked daddy is mommy your girlfriend? my husband said yes! then we asked him " who is your girlfriend? he said " Gosh, I am three, I don't have a girlfriend". So funny and sooo true!!!! |
Anonymous
| I told my charge that "when I was little we didn't have Elmo, we had big bird, grover, bert, ernie..." He said "well then kids must have been pretty sad when you were little." |
Anonymous
| My 2.5yo sang a song about how much she loves wine... in Trader Joe's. Gosh I was mortified trying to get her to stop. No, obviously she's never tasted wine! |
Anonymous
But I bet mommy loves wine. . .and buys it at Trader Joe's, am I right 
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Anonymous
Oh gosh, my child is going to be singing that song soon enough! |
Anonymous
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not my dd, but my best friend's 2 year old girl, ran up to one of the dads at the weekly ballet class, grabbed his crotch, and yelled (at the top of her lungs): "I got your PENIS!"
my friend just. about. died. |
Anonymous
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These are totally making my night!
We were on a plane last week coming back from my inlaws and my son kept kicking the seat in front of him. I said, "Don't kick that seat. I used to be someone who couldn't stand children kicking my seat." My son obviously misheard and really loudly said, "Why do you pee on children, daddy?" HUH? No idea where he got that and my husband wasn't amused when the people in front of us turned around to stare at him. |
Anonymous
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My daughter is 4 - she asked me- (she's into numbers)-"when we turn 100 do we turn 1 again?"
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Anonymous
No, we turn to 0 again. |
Anonymous
For a time my DD was fascinated with trucks: garbage trucks, fire trucks, tow trucks, sem-trucks, tank trucks... and very vocal about seeing them, in whatever place she happened to be... except the "tr" sound came out as "f"  ... at the top of her lungs... in public places..."MOMMY, DADDY LOOK AT THE F. UCK OVER THERE! ! ! THAT'S A REALLY BIG F. UCK ! ! " 
We didn't make a big deal about her pronounciation and..THANKFULLLY this "phase" lasted only about two weeks 
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About this time of year our daycare was doing some lessons about MLK for our older DD's group who was about 3 1/2 or so. A picture of MLK was the wall of their classroom and I asked her, "Who is he?"
DD, "That's Martin Luther King. He wanted all people to be treated the same." |
Anonymous
| My nephew loves shrimp. He is very vocal in his attempts to increase his shrimp intake. Which results in loud demands in restaurants for "Mo pimp! MO PIMP!!!" |
Anonymous
Are you the anal poster that is grossed at people brushing teeth in the shower? |