You wake up in bed next to one of the first five U.S. Presidents tomorrow morning …

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Anonymous wrote:Abigail seemed like a happy wife.

Easy to be happy when you’re dull.

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Ben Franklin.

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Op here. Thanks for humoring me PPs.

Let’s add a visual


Monroe is getting no love around here but Washington seems to be lead pick.

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Anonymous wrote:Who did you make sweet love to tonight?

GEORGE WASHINGTON
JOHN ADAMS
THOMAS JEFFERSON
JAMES MADISON
JAMES MONROE

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_presidents_of_the_United_States

I suppose I hopped on Jefferson.

Why limited to those?

Where is Barack Obama? Grant?

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Anonymous wrote:Abigail seemed like a happy wife.

Easy to be happy when you’re dull.

So now you personally know Abigail Adams? Why do you say she was dull? What could have she done in your opinion was fiun given thr limitations she had in as a woman in her times?

'Being happy' is such a modern view. How do you definr hapiness? Are you happy 24-7?

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Anonymous wrote:I think it'd be very awkward to wake up next to an older man in a wig. And possibly wooden teeth.

Would resolve to never drink again.

I don't think they wore their wigs to bed..lol

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Anonymous wrote:Thomas Jefferson.
Only choice, But this did cause me to google their heights which I had not know before (other than Jefferson)

Jefferson enslaved his kids with his slave girlfriend. Read the book Jefferson’s sons, a fictionalized account of his history, it made me nauseous.

Fictionalized is the key word

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Anonymous wrote:Any of them gay? Equal opportunity and all

let's put James Buchanan (15th U.S. President) on the table for you.

What is the story on him I have never heard this?

Probably the worst president until Trump.

Don't forget Nixon

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Anonymous wrote:Ben Franklin

Not a President

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Anonymous wrote:Ben Franklin.

Still not a President

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Who did you make sweet love to tonight?

GEORGE WASHINGTON
JOHN ADAMS
THOMAS JEFFERSON
JAMES MADISON
JAMES MONROE

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_presidents_of_the_United_States

I suppose I hopped on Jefferson.

Why limited to those?

Where is Barack Obama? Grant?

It’s more fun with the less modern-day conventionally attractive fellas

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Thomas Jefferson.
Only choice, But this did cause me to google their heights which I had not know before (other than Jefferson)

Jefferson enslaved his kids with his slave girlfriend. Read the book Jefferson’s sons, a fictionalized account of his history, it made me nauseous.

Fictionalized is the key word

There's plenty of non-fiction books that point out the horror of a 40 year old man impregnating his 14 year old slave and making them work as slaves until he died.

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Ben Franklin was the sexiest president. Had a lot of girl friends in France.

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Anonymous wrote:Ben Franklin was the sexiest president. Had a lot of girl friends in France.

President of what? The math club?

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Anonymous wrote:I think it'd be very awkward to wake up next to an older man in a wig. And possibly wooden teeth.

Would resolve to never drink again.

Laughing for real