You wake up in bed next to one of the first five U.S. Presidents tomorrow morning …

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Anonymous wrote:I think it'd be very awkward to wake up next to an older man in a wig. And possibly wooden teeth.

Would resolve to never drink again.

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Anonymous wrote:They are all dead. FYI

No! Really? Darn.

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Anonymous wrote:Thomas Jefferson.
Only choice, But this did cause me to google their heights which I had not know before (other than Jefferson)

Jefferson enslaved his kids with his slave girlfriend. Read the book Jefferson’s sons, a fictionalized account of his history, it made me nauseous.

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I would implore him to send them all back. We can pick our own cotton.

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Anonymous wrote:Who did you make sweet love to tonight?

GEORGE WASHINGTON
JOHN ADAMS
THOMAS JEFFERSON
JAMES MADISON
JAMES MONROE

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_presidents_of_the_United_States

I suppose I hopped on Jefferson.

Hopefully, Adams.

The rest are slaveholders and my ancestry traces back on one side to people enslaved to Madison so that would really upset me.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Thomas Jefferson.
Only choice, But this did cause me to google their heights which I had not know before (other than Jefferson)

Jefferson enslaved his kids with his slave girlfriend. Read the book Jefferson’s sons, a fictionalized account of his history, it made me nauseous.

Not a gf. A child he groomed.

Not only did he own her, but she was his late wife’s teenage half-sister and he owned her whole family.

How could she say no?

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Anonymous wrote:Any of them gay? Equal opportunity and all

There are rumors about Washington

[Anonymous]

Like Romeo and Juliet, it could be the romance between Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemmings was probably genuine but was condemned by wider society at the time.

In that way, Jefferson was likely far ahead of his time, was a true believer that love is love unconditionally, and he was actually quite progressive.

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George is my man.
He was tall and strong, apparently a great dancer and clearly had a take-charge attitude, so he might have been a decent lover.
Bonus: he was probably sterile, so no worries about an unwanted pregnancy.

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Anonymous wrote:George is my man.
He was tall and strong, apparently a great dancer and clearly had a take-charge attitude, so he might have been a decent lover.
Bonus: he was probably sterile, so no worries about an unwanted pregnancy.

There have been stories that he died for m complications of syphilis. Have condoms .

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Anonymous wrote:Like Romeo and Juliet, it could be the romance between Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemmings was probably genuine but was condemned by wider society at the time.

In that way, Jefferson was likely far ahead of his time, was a true believer that love is love unconditionally, and he was actually quite progressive.

I hope you're trolling. If you think that the romance between an over 40 year old man and a 14 year old slave child was some new age, ahead of it's time romance, you're being ridiculous at best. There's no period of time where that's acceptable. Much less so when the child is a captive threatened with being sold or killed if she refused him.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:George is my man.
He was tall and strong, apparently a great dancer and clearly had a take-charge attitude, so he might have been a decent lover.
Bonus: he was probably sterile, so no worries about an unwanted pregnancy.

There have been stories that he died for m complications of syphilis. Have condoms .

Condoms would definitely be needed if you were bedded by Ben Franklin. Rumor has it he slept with half the noble women in Paris and he had an enormous . . sexual appetite!

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:George is my man.
He was tall and strong, apparently a great dancer and clearly had a take-charge attitude, so he might have been a decent lover.
Bonus: he was probably sterile, so no worries about an unwanted pregnancy.

There have been stories that he died for m complications of syphilis. Have condoms .

Condoms would definitely be needed if you were bedded by Ben Franklin. Rumor has it he slept with half the noble women in Paris and he had an enormous . . sexual appetite!

If anyone had the clap, it was likely pudgy Ben.

Bet he was kinky too!

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Anonymous wrote:Ben Franklin

Benny was a player!

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Like Romeo and Juliet, it could be the romance between Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemmings was probably genuine but was condemned by wider society at the time.

In that way, Jefferson was likely far ahead of his time, was a true believer that love is love unconditionally, and he was actually quite progressive.

I hope you're trolling. If you think that the romance between an over 40 year old man and a 14 year old slave child was some new age, ahead of it's time romance, you're being ridiculous at best. There's no period of time where that's acceptable. Much less so when the child is a captive threatened with being sold or killed if she refused him.

You have no way of knowing that .