If you wanted to legally and safely annoy an apartment neighbor,

[Anonymous]

The time + energy you would be potentially investing into something as immature as this would be best spent in doing something productive for the universe instead.

Why not volunteer all your free time to a local animal shelter?
Or a homeless shelter??

Or better yet, if you hate where you are living at >> why not move?! 🫵🏼

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Anonymous wrote:Try being super nice. Smile, say hello, drop off baked goods.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:what would you do.

Nothing that could provide a noise complaint or could justifiably be called a nuisance. Just stuff that would be irritating/make you want to move.

Grow up!

[Anonymous]

Y'all are no fun. Bunch of hall monitors. This could have been a fun thread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Y'all are no fun. Bunch of hall monitors. This could have been a fun thread.

Agree. And I have a neighbor I'd love to get back as well so I'm looking for ideas

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why don’t you like them? Are you prejudiced? Did they wrong you somehow? If they’re not doing these kind of things to you, why can’t you get along? Perhaps you’re not cut out for living with a shared wall.

They don't like me, and it is rooted in prejudice. They say nasty things about me to all our neighbors and never speak to me and glare at me whenever I see them. It makes me uncomfortable but there is nothing they have technically done to me. But I'd like to make it unpleasant for them to live there until they move. There are several reasons why they probably don't like living here, I'd just like to help them along and hopefully get a neighbor there who is less hostile towards me. They make me uneasy.

So now you want to give them justifiable reasons not to like you? OP you don’t sound particularly bright.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why don’t you like them? Are you prejudiced? Did they wrong you somehow? If they’re not doing these kind of things to you, why can’t you get along? Perhaps you’re not cut out for living with a shared wall.

They don't like me, and it is rooted in prejudice. They say nasty things about me to all our neighbors and never speak to me and glare at me whenever I see them. It makes me uncomfortable but there is nothing they have technically done to me. But I'd like to make it unpleasant for them to live there until they move. There are several reasons why they probably don't like living here, I'd just like to help them along and hopefully get a neighbor there who is less hostile towards me. They make me uneasy.

Are you kidding? There could be serious financial implications for having to move. Are they renters or do they own the apartment? You would cost someone at least thousands if not tens of thousands of dollars just because they annoy you?

If they do say something about you, it is probably true. Have the humility to at least consider AITA. I think you are.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why don’t you like them? Are you prejudiced? Did they wrong you somehow? If they’re not doing these kind of things to you, why can’t you get along? Perhaps you’re not cut out for living with a shared wall.

They don't like me, and it is rooted in prejudice. They say nasty things about me to all our neighbors and never speak to me and glare at me whenever I see them. It makes me uncomfortable but there is nothing they have technically done to me. But I'd like to make it unpleasant for them to live there until they move. There are several reasons why they probably don't like living here, I'd just like to help them along and hopefully get a neighbor there who is less hostile towards me. They make me uneasy.

So now you want to give them justifiable reasons not to like you? OP you don’t sound particularly bright.

I think OP sounds mentally ill.

[Anonymous]

What about signing them off for all sorts of calls and promotions.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why don’t you like them? Are you prejudiced? Did they wrong you somehow? If they’re not doing these kind of things to you, why can’t you get along? Perhaps you’re not cut out for living with a shared wall.

They don't like me, and it is rooted in prejudice. They say nasty things about me to all our neighbors and never speak to me and glare at me whenever I see them. It makes me uncomfortable but there is nothing they have technically done to me. But I'd like to make it unpleasant for them to live there until they move. There are several reasons why they probably don't like living here, I'd just like to help them along and hopefully get a neighbor there who is less hostile towards me. They make me uneasy.

Not PP but this is never going to work. Your a-hole racist neighbors will still be there when you move out. Stop devoting mental energy to them and just work towards finding a better living situation.

I am sorry for your predicament. I agree with PP.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:what would you do.

Nothing that could provide a noise complaint or could justifiably be called a nuisance. Just stuff that would be irritating/make you want to move.

Above you or below you? I need more information.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Which direction is the neighbor in the building (above/below/next to) and what are the walls/floors/ceilings made of? Which rooms are adjoining?

Right next door. Apartments are kind of railroad style so everything lines up-- living room next to living room, kitchen next to kitchen, first bedroom next to bedroom, etc.

Easy play "tennis" against the wall nothing in the lease against that!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:what would you do.

Nothing that could provide a noise complaint or could justifiably be called a nuisance. Just stuff that would be irritating/make you want to move.

If I felt that need, would move or seek mental health treatment.

[Anonymous]

Leave your gym shoes in the hall outside your door. Put up a bright sign on your door in a language they don’t know. Put out a door mat that will annoy them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why don’t you like them? Are you prejudiced? Did they wrong you somehow? If they’re not doing these kind of things to you, why can’t you get along? Perhaps you’re not cut out for living with a shared wall.

They don't like me, and it is rooted in prejudice. They say nasty things about me to all our neighbors and never speak to me and glare at me whenever I see them. It makes me uncomfortable but there is nothing they have technically done to me. But I'd like to make it unpleasant for them to live there until they move. There are several reasons why they probably don't like living here, I'd just like to help them along and hopefully get a neighbor there who is less hostile towards me. They make me uneasy.

"They don't like me, and it is rooted in prejudice." How do you know this????