Why are you wearing a full face of makeup to the pool?

[Anonymous]

I wear an SPF lipstick for sunblock and a tinted sunblock for SPF.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Blonde mama at the pool today wearing a full face of makeup including bright pink makeup (my kids were like "mommy, why does that lady have hot pink lips? that is so weird"), a precious little bikini, kids in matching Lilly, and both a sunhat and sunglasses all while sitting in the shade. What is the point? Why even bother? This is the suburbs lady, you're not at Millie's anymore.

What's your problem? You sound like a grade A++ See You Next Tuesday morning than this "blonde mama." I suggest you work on your obvious issues.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Yuck how annoying

Why is this annoying? It literally affects no one.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wait…who is Millie??!

Where all the wealthy MILFs have lunch and cocktails.

https://www.washingtonian.com/2019/10/08/this-dc-restaurant-is-full-of-goyard-totes-and-500-sneakers-our-brave-reporter-journeys-into-the-dark-heart-of-judgey-moms-in-range-rovers/

[Anonymous]

Why do you care? No one asked why you looked like an angry mom in an oversized LL Bean one piece, munching on Cheetos and drinking a 2 liter Diet Coke.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Wait…who is Millie??!

Where all the wealthy MILFs have lunch and cocktails.

https://www.washingtonian.com/2019/10/08/this-dc-restaurant-is-full-of-goyard-totes-and-500-sneakers-our-brave-reporter-journeys-into-the-dark-heart-of-judgey-moms-in-range-rovers/

I need to see a picture of these women.

[Anonymous]

I'm 21:16 poster. I don't understand what is the problem with wearing a sunhat and sunglasses? I wear these daily for sun protection.

[Anonymous]

Because I want to, and I do what I want.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why do you care? No one asked why you looked like an angry mom in an oversized LL Bean one piece, munching on Cheetos and drinking a 2 liter Diet Coke.

Ouch! That hit a little close to home. I prefer the flaming hot Cheetos, but they do leave so much residue on your fingers. Best to use a sandwich bag to scoop and scarf.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I wear makeup at the pool because my kids are old enough that I don’t have to get in, but not old enough to go by themselves. I like to look nice since I run into people I know.

That's so sad. I'm sure you look nice without makeup.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Blonde mama at the pool today wearing a full face of makeup including bright pink makeup (my kids were like "mommy, why does that lady have hot pink lips? that is so weird"), a precious little bikini, kids in matching Lilly, and both a sunhat and sunglasses all while sitting in the shade. What is the point? Why even bother? This is the suburbs lady, you're not at Millie's anymore.

What's your problem? You sound like a grade A++ See You Next Tuesday morning than this "blonde mama." I suggest you work on your obvious issues.

Do you even know what this means?

[Anonymous]

Maybe she got ready in the morning and doesn’t have help, so when the kids wanted to go to the pool she went in her full face? I’m a nanny and I’ve been caught at the pool in a full face as well, because I arrived at work and was told I was taking the kids to the pool. Maybe the lipstick is that 12 hr kind. Maybe you’re just a mean person?

[Anonymous]

For some people, makeup is a hobby. For some other people, being snarky is a hobby.

[Anonymous]

Why are you so annoyed with her sunglasses and sunhat?

[Anonymous]

That was probably me and you're probably one of the fat frumpy has-beens/never was 45 year old mom to toddlers I saw wearing a swim skirt. I'd much rather be me than you. p.s. My husband is hotter and definitely makes more money than yours (I saw him looking at me, btw).