The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

"Mr. Trump opted for a burnt siena hue for his face, complemented by a pair of black hammer pants to round out the look."

Good lord, the color of his face! He pays for this? This is what happens when you let the makeup counter ladies do your face.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I see your boob pockets, Melania and raise you extraneous boob flaps:

Or
Bible purse—never leave home without it!

(Ivanka loves these business pajamas b/c it hides her covid pounds.)

Why are the boob flaps in her armpits?

Why do I see two crease on her pants??

These are double creased pants (surprised any crease is evident in the size Ivanka chooses to wear). But, yuck, Gabriella Hearst is the Worst! Isn't the red/tan sweater suit is also her. This is becoming Ivanka's goto fashion fail. The black portrait neck jacket from the convension, a rumpled jumpsuit in a hideous shade of pink, plus the obscene price point.

The suit on no one looks nice. Stylish. On ivanka and her gigantic balloons, it looks ill-fitting and like there was a sewing mistake.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Kim G's pants are horrid.

Seriously. I thought the “drape your pants on the floor to elongate the leg” stupidity went out twenty years ago. My interns used to wear pants like these and they looked like they couldn’t afford to get their pants hemmed.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Lara, it's a presidential debate, not a red carpet event. You look stupid posing like that.

There’s got to be some kind of prize for Vanky, what with both seasonally AND event-inappropriate shoes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I see your boob pockets, Melania and raise you extraneous boob flaps:

Or
Bible purse—never leave home without it!

(Ivanka loves these business pajamas b/c it hides her covid pounds.)

Why are the boob flaps in her armpits?

Why do I see two crease on her pants??

These are double creased pants (surprised any crease is evident in the size Ivanka chooses to wear). But, yuck, Gabriella Hearst is the Worst! Isn't the red/tan sweater suit is also her. This is becoming Ivanka's goto fashion fail. The black portrait neck jacket from the convension, a rumpled jumpsuit in a hideous shade of pink, plus the obscene price point.

So they are breast pockets after all...

Not quite. They’re a sneeze guard for her nipples.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Looks like Lara is wearing character shoes and is ready for her audition.

[Anonymous]

Lara’s shoes are actually nice. I’m as surprised as can be.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Kim G's pants are horrid.

They are very Carol Brady.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I see your boob pockets, Melania and raise you extraneous boob flaps:

Or
Bible purse—never leave home without it!

(Ivanka loves these business pajamas b/c it hides her covid pounds.)

I think vanky tried to integrate peplum into her pants—why so many pleats? They’re pants?

Uh, no. Do you know what a peplum is?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I see your boob pockets, Melania and raise you extraneous boob flaps:

Or
Bible purse—never leave home without it!

(Ivanka loves these business pajamas b/c it hides her covid pounds.)

I think vanky tried to integrate peplum into her pants—why so many pleats? They’re pants?

Uh, no. Do you know what a peplum is?

Yes. Peplum: “a short flared, gathered, or pleated strip of fabric attached at the waist of a woman's jacket, dress, or blouse to create a hanging frill or flounce.”

Ivanka’s pants incorporates an extraneous pleat of fabric that serves no purpose—just like peplum.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I see your boob pockets, Melania and raise you extraneous boob flaps:

Or
Bible purse—never leave home without it!

(Ivanka loves these business pajamas b/c it hides her covid pounds.)

I think vanky tried to integrate peplum into her pants—why so many pleats? They’re pants?

Uh, no. Do you know what a peplum is?

Yes. Peplum: “a short flared, gathered, or pleated strip of fabric attached at the waist of a woman's jacket, dress, or blouse to create a hanging frill or flounce.”

Ivanka’s pants incorporates an extraneous pleat of fabric that serves no purpose—just like peplum.

It’s just a crease. There’s no EXTRA fabric.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I see your boob pockets, Melania and raise you extraneous boob flaps:

Or
Bible purse—never leave home without it!

(Ivanka loves these business pajamas b/c it hides her covid pounds.)

I think vanky tried to integrate peplum into her pants—why so many pleats? They’re pants?

Uh, no. Do you know what a peplum is?

Yes. Peplum: “a short flared, gathered, or pleated strip of fabric attached at the waist of a woman's jacket, dress, or blouse to create a hanging frill or flounce.”

Ivanka’s pants incorporates an extraneous pleat of fabric that serves no purpose—just like peplum.

It’s just a crease. There’s no EXTRA fabric.

DP. The second crease is a stupid embellishment. Say what you will about one crease, they make structural sense, they’re the balance line of the design. They’re easy to set because it’s the fold point when side seam and inseam are aligned. They hold a crease because the align with the leg. What’s a second crease? In practice it will end up like Ivanka’s, looking like some irreversible pressing mishap.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I see your boob pockets, Melania and raise you extraneous boob flaps:

Or
Bible purse—never leave home without it!

(Ivanka loves these business pajamas b/c it hides her covid pounds.)

I think vanky tried to integrate peplum into her pants—why so many pleats? They’re pants?

Uh, no. Do you know what a peplum is?

Yes. Peplum: “a short flared, gathered, or pleated strip of fabric attached at the waist of a woman's jacket, dress, or blouse to create a hanging frill or flounce.”

Ivanka’s pants incorporates an extraneous pleat of fabric that serves no purpose—just like peplum.

It’s just a crease. There’s no EXTRA fabric.

DP. The second crease is a stupid embellishment. Say what you will about one crease, they make structural sense, they’re the balance line of the design. They’re easy to set because it’s the fold point when side seam and inseam are aligned. They hold a crease because the align with the leg. What’s a second crease? In practice it will end up like Ivanka’s, looking like some irreversible pressing mishap.

The second crease creates a pleat:

Somebody call Roz. Her pants are back!

[Anonymous]

Roz is actually hot.

Ivanka could never.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Lara has marginally better taste than the others.

Melania’s cosplay as someone with a serious job is ruined by her ho heels. Jill Biden wore a dark color and quite high heels too and looked flamazing in comparison, because she doesn’t jack herself with too-high heels, she has enough security in herself to wear smart, tailored clothing that doesn’t tip into humorless Slavic satire porn, and she has walked the path of earned degrees and Just Say No to fillers and kidney surgery. And she’s got 20 years on Melly Mel.

Excellent summary, keep it coming.