The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Lara has marginally better taste than the others.

Melania’s cosplay as someone with a serious job is ruined by her ho heels. Jill Biden wore a dark color and quite high heels too and looked flamazing in comparison, because she doesn’t jack herself with too-high heels, she has enough security in herself to wear smart, tailored clothing that doesn’t tip into humorless Slavic satire porn, and she has walked the path of earned degrees and Just Say No to fillers and kidney surgery. And she’s got 20 years on Melly Mel.

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I didn’t realize Kim G was so short. And Lara looks like she’s wearing a thong on her face.

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Kim G's pants are horrid.

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I didn’t realize Kim G was so short. And Lara looks like she’s wearing a thong on her face.

I just looked it up and apparently KG is 5'7"! Tiffany is 5'8", Melania, Laura and Ivanka are 5'11".

I mostly shocked at how covered up KG is.

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I didn’t realize Kim G was so short. And Lara looks like she’s wearing a thong on her face.

Ugh she really does - it's disgusting.

And Kim G looks like she got drunk, woke up late, realized she had to be here in ten minutes, grabbed something off the floor that she'd been thinking about returning, put on a wig, and TA DA!

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I didn’t realize Kim G was so short. And Lara looks like she’s wearing a thong on her face.

Ugh she really does - it's disgusting.

And Kim G looks like she got drunk, woke up late, realized she had to be here in ten minutes, grabbed something off the floor that she'd been thinking about returning, put on a wig, and TA DA!

And of course there's Sexy Secret Service Agent Melanie T to keep all the ladies safe during their bachelorette

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Anonymous wrote:I see your boob pockets, Melania and raise you extraneous boob flaps:

Or
Bible purse—never leave home without it!

(Ivanka loves these business pajamas b/c it hides her covid pounds.)

Why are the boob flaps in her armpits?

Why do I see two crease on her pants??

These are double creased pants (surprised any crease is evident in the size Ivanka chooses to wear). But, yuck, Gabriella Hearst is the Worst! Isn't the red/tan sweater suit is also her. This is becoming Ivanka's goto fashion fail. The black portrait neck jacket from the convension, a rumpled jumpsuit in a hideous shade of pink, plus the obscene price point.

So they are breast pockets after all...

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I didn’t realize Kim G was so short. And Lara looks like she’s wearing a thong on her face.

I just looked it up and apparently KG is 5'7"! Tiffany is 5'8", Melania, Laura and Ivanka are 5'11".

I mostly shocked at how covered up KG is.

They're all wearing heels, no way KG's pointy things peeking out aren't heels. So if Tiffany is 3" shorter than Melania, KG is 3 or more inches shorter than that. 5'5" max.

[Anonymous]

I feel like they took that picture just for us. It looks like the world's worst sorority 25-yer reunion pic.

I actually think all these women's clothes look above average for them, putting aside the awful eye makeup, heels, and their desperate need for a decent haircut. Ivanka's suit is probably the best of the bunch, and Lara's backyard-BBQ dress is probably the worst. Iiff looks like she didn't get the memo that it was not a Dynasty tribute night -- she's looking very 80's cocktail party.

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Lara, it's a presidential debate, not a red carpet event. You look stupid posing like that.

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Is Melania wearing tanner on her feet? Did Don's bottle spill in the limo?

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I didn’t realize Kim G was so short. And Lara looks like she’s wearing a thong on her face.

God, I can't wait until the "slab of hair on each boob" look goes out of style.

What a fiesta of bleach and extensions these people are.

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Anonymous wrote:Is Melania wearing tanner on her feet? Did Don's bottle spill in the limo?

Oh yes. The love of self tanner is a love shared between Mel and the Orange Menace. She does better with her face, but her legs always show the pageant style fake tan.

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Lara, it's a presidential debate, not a red carpet event. You look stupid posing like that.

She looks like the host of the Dating Game with a bunch of sad sack contestants. Trump is the lucky bachelor.

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Seriously, how old is the short one?

I like Tiff's blue dress and want to like the ballet dress but not for a political debate. I really like Melania's suit but it's probably because I have two or more look alikes in my closet. (so standard dc, I'm surprised it's on her body).

Also, I like boobs, I really do but there's a point where the are too big and just make a woman look like a big blob. I see two blobs. Is Tiff wearing a corset? She looks well contained here.

I prefer Tiff’s stuffed 1930s glamourpuss stance to (whatever the scarecrow on the right’s name is)‘s suburban mom’s “I want to look like I’m posing but not really I’m cazh and always stand this way and also I really have to pee.”

I wish Laura would stop wearing that mask. A friend of mine refers to that mask cut as a "nut cup", and in that leopard fabric all I can see is a nasty male stripper g-string on her face.

Nut cup, classic.

Anyone else get the Mos Eisley cantina vibe here?

Melania’s got the Chewbacca hair, Lara has the arrogance of Han, Ivanka and Kim are desperately trying to Jedi-mind trick the American public. And tif? She’s: