The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I see your boob pockets, Melania and raise you extraneous boob flaps:

Or
Bible purse—never leave home without it!

(Ivanka loves these business pajamas b/c it hides her covid pounds.)

Why are the boob flaps in her armpits?

Because she’s busting out of her jacket? It’s made for boobs half her size.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I see your boob pockets, Melania and raise you extraneous boob flaps:

Or
Bible purse—never leave home without it!

(Ivanka loves these business pajamas b/c it hides her covid pounds.)

Why are the boob flaps in her armpits?

Why do I see two crease on her pants??

These are double creased pants (surprised any crease is evident in the size Ivanka chooses to wear). But, yuck, Gabriella Hearst is the Worst! Isn't the red/tan sweater suit is also her. This is becoming Ivanka's goto fashion fail. The black portrait neck jacket from the convension, a rumpled jumpsuit in a hideous shade of pink, plus the obscene price point.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

"Mr. Trump opted for a burnt siena hue for his face, complemented by a pair of black hammer pants to round out the look."

I like Melania’s look here even if she does look like she’s cosplaying sexy Secret Service.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

"Mr. Trump opted for a burnt siena hue for his face, complemented by a pair of black hammer pants to round out the look."

I like Melania’s look here even if she does look like she’s cosplaying sexy Secret Service.

She always looks good in a pants suit, and this one the pants haven't been completely butchered.

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Seriously, how old is the short one?

I like Tiff's blue dress and want to like the ballet dress but not for a political debate. I really like Melania's suit but it's probably because I have two or more look alikes in my closet. (so standard dc, I'm surprised it's on her body).

Also, I like boobs, I really do but there's a point where the are too big and just make a woman look like a big blob. I see two blobs. Is Tiff wearing a corset? She looks well contained here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Seriously, how old is the short one?

I like Tiff's blue dress and want to like the ballet dress but not for a political debate. I really like Melania's suit but it's probably because I have two or more look alikes in my closet. (so standard dc, I'm surprised it's on her body).

Also, I like boobs, I really do but there's a point where the are too big and just make a woman look like a big blob. I see two blobs. Is Tiff wearing a corset? She looks well contained here.

I prefer Tiff’s stuffed 1930s glamourpuss stance to (whatever the scarecrow on the right’s name is)‘s suburban mom’s “I want to look like I’m posing but not really I’m cazh and always stand this way and also I really have to pee.”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Seriously, how old is the short one?

I like Tiff's blue dress and want to like the ballet dress but not for a political debate. I really like Melania's suit but it's probably because I have two or more look alikes in my closet. (so standard dc, I'm surprised it's on her body).

Also, I like boobs, I really do but there's a point where the are too big and just make a woman look like a big blob. I see two blobs. Is Tiff wearing a corset? She looks well contained here.

I prefer Tiff’s stuffed 1930s glamourpuss stance to (whatever the scarecrow on the right’s name is)‘s suburban mom’s “I want to look like I’m posing but not really I’m cazh and always stand this way and also I really have to pee.”

Good posing, Tiff! Kimberly on the other hand looks like a Star Wars trooper without her helmet.

[Anonymous]

Melania’s ensemble is a really weird choice for a spouse at a debate.

[Anonymous]

They all have cocker spaniel hair and foobs. Fail Force Five.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Seriously, how old is the short one?

I like Tiff's blue dress and want to like the ballet dress but not for a political debate. I really like Melania's suit but it's probably because I have two or more look alikes in my closet. (so standard dc, I'm surprised it's on her body).

Also, I like boobs, I really do but there's a point where the are too big and just make a woman look like a big blob. I see two blobs. Is Tiff wearing a corset? She looks well contained here.

I prefer Tiff’s stuffed 1930s glamourpuss stance to (whatever the scarecrow on the right’s name is)‘s suburban mom’s “I want to look like I’m posing but not really I’m cazh and always stand this way and also I really have to pee.”

Good posing, Tiff! Kimberly on the other hand looks like a Star Wars trooper without her helmet.

Guilfoyle is a storm trooper. Her hair is her helmet.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

"Mr. Trump opted for a burnt siena hue for his face, complemented by a pair of black hammer pants to round out the look."

dammit there goes another keyboard

gotta stop sipping my coffee while reading this board in the morning

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Seriously, how old is the short one?

I like Tiff's blue dress and want to like the ballet dress but not for a political debate. I really like Melania's suit but it's probably because I have two or more look alikes in my closet. (so standard dc, I'm surprised it's on her body).

Also, I like boobs, I really do but there's a point where the are too big and just make a woman look like a big blob. I see two blobs. Is Tiff wearing a corset? She looks well contained here.

I prefer Tiff’s stuffed 1930s glamourpuss stance to (whatever the scarecrow on the right’s name is)‘s suburban mom’s “I want to look like I’m posing but not really I’m cazh and always stand this way and also I really have to pee.”

I wish Laura would stop wearing that mask. A friend of mine refers to that mask cut as a "nut cup", and in that leopard fabric all I can see is a nasty male stripper g-string on her face.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Seriously, how old is the short one?

I like Tiff's blue dress and want to like the ballet dress but not for a political debate. I really like Melania's suit but it's probably because I have two or more look alikes in my closet. (so standard dc, I'm surprised it's on her body).

Also, I like boobs, I really do but there's a point where the are too big and just make a woman look like a big blob. I see two blobs. Is Tiff wearing a corset? She looks well contained here.

I prefer Tiff’s stuffed 1930s glamourpuss stance to (whatever the scarecrow on the right’s name is)‘s suburban mom’s “I want to look like I’m posing but not really I’m cazh and always stand this way and also I really have to pee.”

I wish Laura would stop wearing that mask. A friend of mine refers to that mask cut as a "nut cup", and in that leopard fabric all I can see is a nasty male stripper g-string on her face.

Thanks for that. Now I can’t unsee it.

That’s a nice red nail polish she’s wearing, but the quality of the photo coupled with the short length of her nails makes it look like she has bloody stubs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Seriously, how old is the short one?

I like Tiff's blue dress and want to like the ballet dress but not for a political debate. I really like Melania's suit but it's probably because I have two or more look alikes in my closet. (so standard dc, I'm surprised it's on her body).

Also, I like boobs, I really do but there's a point where the are too big and just make a woman look like a big blob. I see two blobs. Is Tiff wearing a corset? She looks well contained here.

The short one is the oldest, she has a year on Mel.