The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Watching the debate now- Lara’s makeup is outstanding you guys. Ivanka looks worried.

Is Lara wearing a bra?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I see your boob pockets, Melania and raise you extraneous boob flaps:

Or
Bible purse—never leave home without it!

(Ivanka loves these business pajamas b/c it hides her covid pounds.)

The outfit is hard to notice when her face is literally falling off or something. What happened to her? What makes this happen? Now that I've escaped the debate because it was so bad, this is the new nightmare.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I see your boob pockets, Melania and raise you extraneous boob flaps:

Or
Bible purse—never leave home without it!

(Ivanka loves these business pajamas b/c it hides her covid pounds.)

The outfit is hard to notice when her face is literally falling off or something. What happened to her? What makes this happen? Now that I've escaped the debate because it was so bad, this is the new nightmare.

The keepin' it real nails and the fake face don't match. Choose one vanky.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I see your boob pockets, Melania and raise you extraneous boob flaps:

Or
Bible purse—never leave home without it!

(Ivanka loves these business pajamas b/c it hides her covid pounds.)

The outfit is hard to notice when her face is literally falling off or something. What happened to her? What makes this happen? Now that I've escaped the debate because it was so bad, this is the new nightmare.

The keepin' it real nails and the fake face don't match. Choose one vanky.

Her face is straining from too much plastic surgery and rapid weight gain.

[Anonymous]

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What's happening here? This face looks only a little like the 2016 face but I don't see what's different.

She looks like a completely different person.

Did she go to the doctor and ask for "Melania eyes" b/c that looks like where she's going.

I think she is morphing into her mother, Ivana.

I’m starting to get a Guilfoyle vibe with the long hair. She reminds me of someone, but I can never quite place it.

I think she looks like she’s wearing a Katherine Heigl mask.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I see your boob pockets, Melania and raise you extraneous boob flaps:

Or
Bible purse—never leave home without it!

(Ivanka loves these business pajamas b/c it hides her covid pounds.)

The outfit is hard to notice when her face is literally falling off or something. What happened to her? What makes this happen? Now that I've escaped the debate because it was so bad, this is the new nightmare.

She looks like Howdy Doody. I can’t see where Daddy’s hand is.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I see your boob pockets, Melania and raise you extraneous boob flaps:

Or
Bible purse—never leave home without it!

(Ivanka loves these business pajamas b/c it hides her covid pounds.)

The outfit is hard to notice when her face is literally falling off or something. What happened to her? What makes this happen? Now that I've escaped the debate because it was so bad, this is the new nightmare.

She looks like Howdy Doody. I can’t see where Daddy’s hand is.

Came here to say the same thing. She looks like a ventriloquist's dummy. What the heck? She f*cks with her face so much, why does she have some of the most severe marionette lines I've seen one someone her age.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I see your boob pockets, Melania and raise you extraneous boob flaps:

Or
Bible purse—never leave home without it!
(Ivanka loves these business pajamas b/c it hides her covid pounds.)

The outfit is hard to notice when her face is literally falling off or something. What happened to her? What makes this happen? Now that I've escaped the debate because it was so bad, this is the new nightmare.

She looks like Howdy Doody. I can’t see where Daddy’s hand is.

Came here to say the same thing. She looks like a ventriloquist's dummy. What the heck? She f*cks with her face so much, why does she have some of the most severe marionette lines I've seen one someone her age.

Or maybe Madame?

[Anonymous]

Madame! Now I miss Trio’s pizza even though it tasted like cardboard and I got food poisoning from it once.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Time to debate the debate-wear.



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Those non-matching whites(upremacist) are making my eyes twitch. One so yellow, one so blue.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Bridezilla:

Or oldest quinceanera birthday girl ever?

Mother of the groomzilla. Just picture her showing up on your wedding day wearing that get up, eyes staring daggers at you for “taking“ her “little boy” from her. She looks great for 60, though, I’ll give her that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Bridezilla:

Or oldest quinceanera birthday girl ever?

Mother of the groomzilla. Just picture her showing up on your wedding day wearing that get up, eyes staring daggers at you for “taking“ her “little boy” from her. She looks great for 60, though, I’ll give her that.

Oh Lord, Sante Kime and son:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I see your boob pockets, Melania and raise you extraneous boob flaps:

Or
Bible purse—never leave home without it!

(Ivanka loves these business pajamas b/c it hides her covid pounds.)

Why are the boob flaps in her armpits?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I see your boob pockets, Melania and raise you extraneous boob flaps:

Or
Bible purse—never leave home without it!

(Ivanka loves these business pajamas b/c it hides her covid pounds.)

Why are the boob flaps in her armpits?

Why do I see two crease on her pants??

[Anonymous]

"Mr. Trump opted for a burnt siena hue for his face, complemented by a pair of black hammer pants to round out the look."