Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift engaged!

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Anonymous wrote:I’m hoping this engagement/wedding shows young women that it’s good to be married. I expect the marriage rate worldwide to skyrocket.

Yeah! If only most young women had accounts flushed with hundreds of millions of dollars and could have their pick of limelight-loving millionaire athletes as opposed to the throngs of failed-to-launch men they have to contend with.Just when you think some of you can't get any more stupid. *sigh*

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She’s marrying one of her gay male fans who knew all the words to her songs and “stalked” her after he signed with CAA? How romantic.

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Anonymous wrote:She’s marrying one of her gay male fans who knew all the words to her songs and “stalked” her after he signed with CAA? How romantic.

And thr day after his AE jean ad comes out. Sure its real guys

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Anonymous wrote:She’s marrying one of her gay male fans who knew all the words to her songs and “stalked” her after he signed with CAA? How romantic.

And he and his zesty group of male bachelor buddies in their 30s flew around to her concerts. Totally straight male behavior. He is a downlow gay man and you will never convince me otherwise. It’s actually laughable how obvious it is.

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Anonymous wrote:She’s marrying one of her gay male fans who knew all the words to her songs and “stalked” her after he signed with CAA? How romantic.

And thr day after his AE jean ad comes out. Sure its real guys

And CNBC financial TV just announced live on air Polo Ralph Lauren stock is soaring because both Taylor and Travis just happened to both be wearing Ralph Lauren clothing in the totally spontaneous engagement photos.

Are Americans really this hopelessly stupid?

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They’re each others beards. In the end her dad will get a big piece of an NFL team.

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Love this news! <3

Are you gonna marry, kiss, or kill me?

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Anonymous wrote:I’m hoping this engagement/wedding shows young women that it’s good to be married. I expect the marriage rate worldwide to skyrocket.

This is a joke, right? Every woman dreams of getting married. Not all of them get the chance.

The joke is that PP called TS and/or her fan base young. She’s about to be 36 years old and her avg fan is a mid 30s millennial leftover.

Wrong. She had thousands of teenagers at her concerts

Sure, because it became a rich flex to blow $1000 on a ticket and dress up for social media. Her avg fan is middle aged. Teen girls are not obsessed with a 36 year old cringe machine.

Do you even have a daughter? I wouldn't say my child is obsessed with Taylor Swift, but she's the favorite artist of many girls in her social group.

Did you mean to ask, Do you even have a white daughter? My girls are not white and much prefer other artists.

Do they prefer some androgynous K Pop so called guys? To each their own.

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Anonymous wrote:“Your English teacher and Gym teacher are getting married.”

Shove it haters. They don’t even care that you stereotype them.

Can you explain what this means?

It means they are in on the joke. They’re very emotionally intelligent people.

I guess the English Teacher/gym teacher thing (she's just making a joke about how she's kind of bookish nerd and he's a jock, it's not that deep) but I don't get your comment. What joke are they in on? They strike me as medium emotionally intelligent -- obviously not totally obtuse but also, like a lot of celebrities, probably a bit oblivious and self-centered. Even posting this announcement in this way speaks to being mildly tone deaf. That's like 40k in flowers for a photo.

She is not actually bookish in any way, just tries to posture as a tumblr girl with a big book collection (books which never get cracked). And Travis basically flunked out of a degree mill he’s so damn dumb.

University of Cincinnati is not a degree mill and he graduated.

He was given an honorary degree, then proceeded to binge drink beers and slam a beer while walking across the stage. Real Mensa candidate.

Nope. He earned a degree. You might not like that, but he did in fact graduate and it wasn't an honorary degree. She has an honorary degree, but his was earned.

As much as football players actually earn their degree!

He's earned $111,193,975 *just* from the NFL. He'll be fine.

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Anonymous wrote:She’s marrying one of her gay male fans who knew all the words to her songs and “stalked” her after he signed with CAA? How romantic.

And the day after his AE jean ad comes out. Sure its real guys

Ahhhh so her engagement caption about being teachers was to tie in with her gay fiancé hawking back to school clothes to flyover state proles. It doesn’t get more transparently fake than this. It’s a multi-billion Hollywood x Wall Street con.

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Spewing homophobia sure is fun kids!!!

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Anonymous wrote:Spewing homophobia sure is fun kids!!!

Was it also homophobic to call John Travolta gay just because he was married to a woman?

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Anonymous wrote:She’s marrying one of her gay male fans who knew all the words to her songs and “stalked” her after he signed with CAA? How romantic.

And he and his zesty group of male bachelor buddies in their 30s flew around to her concerts. Totally straight male behavior. He is a downlow gay man and you will never convince me otherwise. It’s actually laughable how obvious it is.

Then why did he have his own dating reality show? No closeted gay man would do that because these shows mainly serve to let a man sleep with a ton of desperate chicks.

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Anonymous wrote:She’s marrying one of her gay male fans who knew all the words to her songs and “stalked” her after he signed with CAA? How romantic.

And he and his zesty group of male bachelor buddies in their 30s flew around to her concerts. Totally straight male behavior. He is a downlow gay man and you will never convince me otherwise. It’s actually laughable how obvious it is.

Then why did he have his own dating reality show? No closeted gay man would do that because these shows mainly serve to let a man sleep with a ton of desperate chicks.

Because he's thristy for fame. But I don't think he is gay or bi. I think he wants to be a black man and dresses teh part

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Anonymous wrote:I honestly teared up at this news.

The entire situation is like a cheesy lifetime movie come to life. She got her football player who was also born in 1989 and who started with a bracelet and a dream.

I really thought that they were surely seeing each other earlier in the summer of 23, but it turns out he really was just crushing on her and managed to get her attention by late July thanks to the New Heights guy who put "that clip" on social media.

Also, Travis was 'wrapped into her poems' even before Matty if we want to go there. Football players were a feature of a few of her very early songs. The Invisible String and all.

It is really an American Fairy Tale.

Don’t you think she should be with a more fit/handsome football player? Travis is not it.

Taylor’s problem is that she has a type - skinny, artsy, pseudo intellectual, creative, brooding - but this type does not want a partner like her. Her whole existence is too curated, calculated, corporate to be appealing to that.

I’ve always found it interesting how Americans perceive healthy, normal weight as skinny, and overweight as somehow strong and attractive. Propaganda at its finest.

Americans are physically stronger and bigger. So it makes sense.

Taylor is very tall. She likely wants someone bigger than she is. A skinny waif who weighs less than her isn’t going to cut it.

No, she wanted someone intellectual and artistic, but none of them cared for her PR bs and all walked away. She hit her mid 30s, ran out of broody British musicians to date, and had to settle- stars, they are just like us!