Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?

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Anonymous wrote:I told my DH his dog ran away while he was visiting family on the other coast. I actually had her put down because I hated the way he put that dog ahead of me.

If this is real you are pure evil. Yuck.

This peace of scum is not that rare as one may think.
Back in a day I received multiple advices to kill my ex husband's dog because he was an as@ole. De friended all of them.

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I keyed my sister's boyfriend's car.

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It’s a big cycle that starts with a wife losing interest in her husband. She becomes lonely and easily falls into bed with the first rando (not her DH) showing her some male attention.

But it’s NOT because her DH is a fat bald loser! Because this game works the same for her DH: he flirts with a married women (not his DW) and she falls right into bed with him.

It’s just that women are wired to lose interest in her husband, so she gets lonely while he goes elsewhere and you extrapolate this across an entire population... everybody is still having plenty of sex, just not with spouse!!

I think this is exactly true. I was FINE with fat DH until he stopped paying attention to me and our family (yeah, whatever, I don't want to hear it) and I fell (jumped, actually) into bed with the first rando loser who found me attractive.

But which came first? You lost all interest (in him) or he stopped paying attention? It has been well established that a man's "game" becomes ineffective over time for the same women. Meanwhile his exact same "game" can be wildly successful with other women (excepting his wife). Not to mention the requirements a woman has for her housemate husband are never a barrier for the rando dude who merely remarks that she's hot (drops panties).

At least it is equally easy for all to find satisfaction: just pick any married partner (not your spouse) and go.

To avoid the issue of losing interest, DH and I liberally use roleplay fantasies. We've done just about every fantasy (non-BDSM or things like that, but nearly always with a light sub/dom dynamic) and it really helps keep things interesting!

That’s awesome! Can offer some role play ideas? What was your favorite?

Sure! I enjoy being sub and he likes being dom, so we're currently in a phase where I play a younger girl who's friends with DH's imaginary son. We like playing around with a 10-15 year age difference. We construct some sort of scenario like I'm at his house because his son is throwing a party and we end up alone together, and things progress from there.

We've also done ones where he's on a business trip and ends up at a bar and I'm the bartender or waitress.

[Anonymous]

50 Y.O. man here, new poster. I worked as a bartender at vacation resorts for years and then spent years in beach bars full of "girls night out" groups of married women.

I'm am no slouch in the looks department and never had a problem getting a date.

Confession: I have not once ever in my life knowingly slept with a married woman, nor has a woman I understood to be married ever conveyed an interest in it and I've never hit one that way.

Do they flirt? Yes.

"Come back to my room and help me out of this dress?" Not once, ever.

I feel better calling BS on the 50 married women poster.

[Anonymous]

Thread was interesting but boring now that's it's been overrun by the sex obsessed

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:
It’s a big cycle that starts with a wife losing interest in her husband. She becomes lonely and easily falls into bed with the first rando (not her DH) showing her some male attention.

But it’s NOT because her DH is a fat bald loser! Because this game works the same for her DH: he flirts with a married women (not his DW) and she falls right into bed with him.

It’s just that women are wired to lose interest in her husband, so she gets lonely while he goes elsewhere and you extrapolate this across an entire population... everybody is still having plenty of sex, just not with spouse!!

I think this is exactly true. I was FINE with fat DH until he stopped paying attention to me and our family (yeah, whatever, I don't want to hear it) and I fell (jumped, actually) into bed with the first rando loser who found me attractive.

But which came first? You lost all interest (in him) or he stopped paying attention? It has been well established that a man's "game" becomes ineffective over time for the same women. Meanwhile his exact same "game" can be wildly successful with other women (excepting his wife). Not to mention the requirements a woman has for her housemate husband are never a barrier for the rando dude who merely remarks that she's hot (drops panties).

At least it is equally easy for all to find satisfaction: just pick any married partner (not your spouse) and go.

Man here, this is it exactly. I have no trouble attracting female attention other than my wife, but wife is bored. No real solution other than to be extra careful and avoid women who are clamoring to see more of you 3 months in.

And I am calling troll on the dude who has slept with 50 married women. I suppose it's possible if one is constantly trying to pick them up and has no real standards. In my experience, married women do not cheat on ONS with randos, but rather with someone who has built some emotional connection (even if the "connection" is nothing more than a mutual friend and a day at a convention together).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:50 Y.O. man here, new poster. I worked as a bartender at vacation resorts for years and then spent years in beach bars full of "girls night out" groups of married women.

I'm am no slouch in the looks department and never had a problem getting a date.

Confession: I have not once ever in my life knowingly slept with a married woman, nor has a woman I understood to be married ever conveyed an interest in it and I've never hit one that way.

Do they flirt? Yes.

"Come back to my room and help me out of this dress?" Not once, ever.

I feel better calling BS on the 50 married women poster.

NP here, 44 year old married man who also worked in resorts and this poster is totally correct. It's very, very rare for a married woman to sleep with someone she just met, and the chances go down exponentially if she is with a group of friends (we used to call this getting "mother henned, e.g. "I was totally about to get that married woman back to my room until her friend showed up and mother henned her back to the group").

I slept with two married women, one was about to get divorced (so I found out after).

[Anonymous]

I used to kill nice for a living and I enjoyed it.

[Anonymous]

I was the other guy in the Northam yearbook picture but I won't say which one.

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Anonymous wrote:I told my DH his dog ran away while he was visiting family on the other coast. I actually had her put down because I hated the way he put that dog ahead of me.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

This made me sick. I hope she gets run over, but for sure her DH will end up divorcing this sicko. Can't hide that evil for very long.

How did you find a vet who would put a presumably healthy dog down?

If this is true, you're completely evil and I don't say that lightly.

In home eutho services people don't ask for papers confirming fatal illness. I had to put down my old boy with bone cancer, he had no visible signs of illness and was happy - not a single question was asked.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:50 Y.O. man here, new poster. I worked as a bartender at vacation resorts for years and then spent years in beach bars full of "girls night out" groups of married women.

I'm am no slouch in the looks department and never had a problem getting a date.

Confession: I have not once ever in my life knowingly slept with a married woman, nor has a woman I understood to be married ever conveyed an interest in it and I've never hit one that way.

Do they flirt? Yes.

"Come back to my room and help me out of this dress?" Not once, ever.

I feel better calling BS on the 50 married women poster.

Have you ever been shot down by one?

If you aren't trying to go there, you aren't going to succeed. 50 and unmarried - sounds like you are a real catch. Not sure how you escaped. Go back to flirting school.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:50 Y.O. man here, new poster. I worked as a bartender at vacation resorts for years and then spent years in beach bars full of "girls night out" groups of married women.

I'm am no slouch in the looks department and never had a problem getting a date.

Confession: I have not once ever in my life knowingly slept with a married woman, nor has a woman I understood to be married ever conveyed an interest in it and I've never hit one that way.

Do they flirt? Yes.

"Come back to my room and help me out of this dress?" Not once, ever.

I feel better calling BS on the 50 married women poster.

Have you ever been shot down by one?

If you aren't trying to go there, you aren't going to succeed. 50 and unmarried - sounds like you are a real catch. Not sure how you escaped. Go back to flirting school.

No, I don't hit on them. After posting earlier, I remembered one incident of being pursued, but she stopped herself before it was consummated. Long story, that.

[Anonymous]

I’m so glad our kids didn’t end up at the same school.

[Anonymous]

I'm the one, at around 5:30 am every day, who takes the morning constitutional in your bushes (by your living room) and reads your WaPo.

Most days I am able to fold the paper back into place and re-insert it in the plastic bag. But I have to apologize for my sloppiness when we had the polar vortex. While I was able to do my business rather quickly, I was just too cold (on top and bottom) to worry about your newspaper being perfect.

[Anonymous]

You are the type of government employee that gives government employees a bad name. Get off your damn phone and at least pretend to be working. Also, you aren’t as smart or as knowledgeable as you think you are, and you might think using big words make you seem smart, but they don’t. They make you sound stupid because you rarely use them correctly.