Where’s Melania?

[Anonymous]

Sorry, but she made it everybody’s business when she started living on the taxpayers’ dollars. The only members of the president’s family who get afforded privacy from the public and the press are minor children. And, that’s an unwritten rule, not law.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sorry, but she made it everybody’s business when she started living on the taxpayers’ dollars. The only members of the president’s family who get afforded privacy from the public and the press are minor children. And, that’s an unwritten rule, not law.

Trumpsters are having trouble with both.

[Anonymous]

Probably the best explanation so far: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/huppke/ct-met-melania-trump-missing-huppke-20180531-story.html

[Anonymous]

She might have a catheter.

[Anonymous]

Trump is embarrassed by the wrinkles when she smiles. So she doesn’t usually smile. But, now that the North Korea summit is happening, she is going to have to smile on June 12. So, plastic surgery was required in order for her to look acceptable standing with the incredibly handsome, virile man who is her husband and President of 33% of the United States.

[Anonymous]

My phone adds the periods. I'm as annoyed by them as you are. I usually.edit them out (leaving that one there just because), but sometimes I get sloppy.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I'm thinking more plastic surgery, and this is the recovery period.

“Bleeding badly from a face-lift”?

That's what I thought the first week, but the silence is really really odd. If she were just recovering, why not say that?" She's doing fine, but she's recovering." No need to specify from what--the mere.expression of concern would actually humanize the administration. School kids would write get well soon cards.

It would make Trump look like a human being, make his family look less like a pack of grifters.

The American public is, I think, a little desperate to find something humanizing in this presidency--even us liberals. Mainly because it is hard to imagine anyone can be as soulessly tone-deaf and incompetent as Trump has been time and time again. Melania would be universally loved--if even a centimeter of.light came through the locked door of her motivations. No one cares if she gets plastic surgery--in this day and age, her demographic, it's expected.

But no. There's nothing instead. That's why I suspect something more sinister.

Maybe she refused to play ball and they locked her up. Maybe she flipped and fled.

I feel like if she was a consenting party in this they'd make an excuse.for her absence---but for some reason, they're frozen like deer in the headlights. They don't want to just make up a recovery lie for some reason. Plastic surgery, nervous breakdown, more serious illness--even just wanting "a break" as our token conservative likes to.claim.... those are easy. Say she has shingles, say she has Epstein Barr, say her mother is Ill, whatever.

But instead there's this silence, like they're waiting for her to either come back.to the fold.or for another shoe to drop.

Did Barron go to Camp David?

1) "Our token conservative"? See, that's where you make ALL OF THE CONSERVATIVES who post here really, really dislike you. Actually, there are many reasons, but this is definitely on the list.
2) I'm a little concerned too - about you. Your curiousity has snowballed into a very unhealthy obsession with Melania's whereabouts. Really, it's not becoming. You should just binge-watch "The Americans" and call it a day.
3) What's with your random use of periods? It's incredibly annoying.

I'm pretty sure there are not very many conservatives who post here--just the one who thinks that people care that she (or he) finds them annoying.

I don't care if you find me annoying. I find you one-note and sad--not annoying. You don't really ever have arguments--just complaints. Must be a blast at parties.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm thinking more plastic surgery, and this is the recovery period.

“Bleeding badly from a face-lift”?

That's what I thought the first week, but the silence is really really odd. If she were just recovering, why not say that?" She's doing fine, but she's recovering." No need to specify from what--the mere.expression of concern would actually humanize the administration. School kids would write get well soon cards.

It would make Trump look like a human being, make his family look less like a pack of grifters.

The American public is, I think, a little desperate to find something humanizing in this presidency--even us liberals. Mainly because it is hard to imagine anyone can be as soulessly tone-deaf and incompetent as Trump has been time and time again. Melania would be universally loved--if even a centimeter of.light came through the locked door of her motivations. No one cares if she gets plastic surgery--in this day and age, her demographic, it's expected.

But no. There's nothing instead. That's why I suspect something more sinister.

Maybe she refused to play ball and they locked her up. Maybe she flipped and fled.

I feel like if she was a consenting party in this they'd make an excuse.for her absence---but for some reason, they're frozen like deer in the headlights. They don't want to just make up a recovery lie for some reason. Plastic surgery, nervous breakdown, more serious illness--even just wanting "a break" as our token conservative likes to.claim.... those are easy. Say she has shingles, say she has Epstein Barr, say her mother is Ill, whatever.

But instead there's this silence, like they're waiting for her to either come back.to the fold.or for another shoe to drop.

Did Barron go to Camp David?

1) "Our token conservative"? See, that's where you make ALL OF THE CONSERVATIVES who post here really, really dislike you. Actually, there are many reasons, but this is definitely on the list.
2) I'm a little concerned too - about you. Your curiousity has snowballed into a very unhealthy obsession with Melania's whereabouts. Really, it's not becoming. You should just binge-watch "The Americans" and call it a day.
3) What's with your random use of periods? It's incredibly annoying.

I'm pretty sure there are not very many conservatives who post here--just the one who thinks that people care that she (or he) finds them annoying.

I don't care if you find me annoying. I find you one-note and sad--not annoying. You don't really ever have arguments--just complaints. Must be a blast at parties.

DP.
A different conservative here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sorry, but she made it everybody’s business when she started living on the taxpayers’ dollars. The only members of the president’s family who get afforded privacy from the public and the press are minor children. And, that’s an unwritten rule, not law.

Medical issues are never anyone’s busines.

You are crazy to care so much, btw.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think it’s her health, and that’s nobody’s business.

Keep trying to normalize all of this. If it’s not anyone’s business then the WH needs to refuse to comment, not send out bogus tweets and have SHS lie.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:If you think this is all totally normal, please answer these questionsxwith some type of explanation that would at least make sense...

Why did she spend 5 days at Walter Reed for an outpatient procedure?

Why has she spent 3 weeks recovering from something that is typically 3 days of rest?

If you answered with surgery complications or slow recovery, why won’t this admin just tell us that?

Why would she even have that type of procedure done at Walter Reed?

Why wasn’t she at the MD wreath-laying ceremony?

Why won’t they explain her absence on MD?

Why would Trump (or someone) tweet from her account?

Why would she be staring at him out the WH window and why couldn’t the reporters see her even though Trump could?

Why would she suddenly change her location back to NYC?

If she is still recovering, why is the entire family going on a trip to Camp David without her?

Why won’t they lay these rumors to rest by simply sharing a photo of her working hard?

Dial 911. For you - not Melania. You seriously need help.

None of these questions are unreasonable. Why can’t you just answer?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Dial 911. For you - not Melania. You seriously need help.

None of these questions are unreasonable. Why can’t you just answer?

Because in their hearts, they know something is amiss. They know that Trump has violated norms small and large and truly they don’t like it either, but if they admit this and examine it, they’re going to be uncorking a whole mess for themselves.

[Anonymous]

Still no FLOTUS

[Anonymous]

Definitely plastic surgery

[Anonymous]

I would not want the world to know my personal health issues.