The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:That poor girl is going to need years of therapy.

Ivanka should have been having therapy for the last thirty years, but she hasn’t so here we are.

Mocking a woman who can’t dress herself (or her chest turkeys and that is the best and grossest nickname I have ever heard for bolt ons).

Chest turkeys—thanksgiving will never be the same.

Gobble gobble!

My very suburban neighborhood has wild turkeys and I can’t tell you just how precise the nickname is for her paid for parts. Also, turkeys have tiny heads, long necks and huge breasts. The nickname works on levels.

Don’t forget the bright red artificial bronzer for the birds.

I see where Vanky gets her weird Baroness vonSchraeder-wannabe sleeves.
You know it’s ketchup.

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Anonymous wrote:That poor girl is going to need years of therapy.

Ivanka should have been having therapy for the last thirty years, but she hasn’t so here we are.

Mocking a woman who can’t dress herself (or her chest turkeys and that is the best and grossest nickname I have ever heard for bolt ons).

Chest turkeys—thanksgiving will never be the same.

Gobble gobble!

My very suburban neighborhood has wild turkeys and I can’t tell you just how precise the nickname is for her paid for parts. Also, turkeys have tiny heads, long necks and huge breasts. The nickname works on levels.

Don’t forget the bright red artificial bronzer for the birds.

You know it’s ketchup.

I see where Vanky gets her weird Baroness vonSchraeder-wannabe sleeves.

https://mobile.twitter.com/soundofmusic/status/1054830301321535488

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Anonymous wrote:First day of school pic? Mom looks uncomfortable.

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The dress is okay if a bit monochromatic

I still maintain that pussy bows, while generally ridiculous, are a good idea for Vanky because they tone down the ridiculous chest turkeys.

She definitely has the 1980s esthetics.

She’s a wannabe Designing Woman, but she’s no Dixie Carter.

I don't think that's Dixie Carter, that looks like Kelly LeBrock, and if you look closely, that looks exactly like something Ivanka would wear. We may have found her style icon.

We know it’s lebrock. It’s the floofy sleeves and ridiculous bows that makes it designing women.

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Anonymous wrote:First day of school pic? Mom looks uncomfortable.

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The dress is okay if a bit monochromatic

I still maintain that pussy bows, while generally ridiculous, are a good idea for Vanky because they tone down the ridiculous chest turkeys.

She definitely has the 1980s esthetics.

She’s a wannabe Designing Woman, but she’s no Dixie Carter.

I don't think that's Dixie Carter, that looks like Kelly LeBrock, and if you look closely, that looks exactly like something Ivanka would wear. We may have found her style icon.

We know it’s lebrock. It’s the floofy sleeves and ridiculous bows that makes it designing women.

and it's the transparent lace and visible nips that make it Ivanka!

[Anonymous]

And the long pleated skirt. DO NOT forget that fussy, long, pleated skirt.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And the long pleated skirt. DO NOT forget that fussy, long, pleated skirt.

God she loves those. I did when I was 6. As a working woman they were a nightmare in terms of dry cleaning and in humid weather—forget it. This is why some fashion trends go away and good riddance. But Ivanka won’t quit those ridiculous pleats.

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Lara made the rounds last week on Fox as sexy stewardess:

[Anonymous]

Ivanka today in Raleigh proving again that she’s too stupid to figure out how her fashionable mask is supposed to work:


Is it your earings are too big or your brain is too small to figure out that you need to cover your nose?

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More photos of the latest Schande here: https://mol.im/a/8720131

Ivanka Trump says she'll take COVID-19 vaccine on The View

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If we could caption a visit to the farmer’s market, it would be

“Direct me to the graves of the suckers and losers so we can get the hell out of here...”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka today in Raleigh proving again that she’s too stupid to figure out how her fashionable mask is supposed to work:


Is it your earings are too big or your brain is too small to figure out that you need to cover your nose?

To be fair, the structural integrity of what’s left of her nose may not be up to a mask.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka today in Raleigh proving again that she’s too stupid to figure out how her fashionable mask is supposed to work:


Is it your earings are too big or your brain is too small to figure out that you need to cover your nose?

To be fair, the structural integrity of what’s left of her nose may not be up to a mask.

Nope. She can wear it properly when she wants to. It’s inconvenient and that’s why she doesn’t.

[Anonymous]

Melania, please dig out your gardening gloves from 2017 and the shirt that cost $1,380 and fix the swamp mess you made out of the WH rose garden?


Nothing is more fashionable than owning up to your mistakes and taking responsibility!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Melania, please dig out your gardening gloves from 2017 and the shirt that cost $1,380 and fix the swamp mess you made out of the WH rose garden?


Nothing is more fashionable than owning up to your mistakes and taking responsibility!

BE BEST

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Lara made the rounds last week on Fox as sexy stewardess:

Looking more and more uncanny valley every day. 😟