The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:If we could caption a visit to the farmer’s market, it would be

“Direct me to the graves of the suckers and losers so we can get the hell out of here...”

She sullied this wonderful farmers market.

[Anonymous]

Are her kids going to school in person!?!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Melania, please dig out your gardening gloves from 2017 and the shirt that cost $1,380 and fix the swamp mess you made out of the WH rose garden?


Nothing is more fashionable than owning up to your mistakes and taking responsibility!

Wait, is the red plaid pic definitely from this week? So she seriously has one farmer cosplay costume for similar photo ops?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melania, please dig out your gardening gloves from 2017 and the shirt that cost $1,380 and fix the swamp mess you made out of the WH rose garden?


Nothing is more fashionable than owning up to your mistakes and taking responsibility!

Wait, is the red plaid pic definitely from this week? So she seriously has one farmer cosplay costume for similar photo ops?

The plaid pic is from 2017. That’s why she needs to dig it out of her massive closet and get to work.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melania, please dig out your gardening gloves from 2017 and the shirt that cost $1,380 and fix the swamp mess you made out of the WH rose garden?


Nothing is more fashionable than owning up to your mistakes and taking responsibility!

Wait, is the red plaid pic definitely from this week? So she seriously has one farmer cosplay costume for similar photo ops?

The plaid pic is from 2017. That’s why she needs to dig it out of her massive closet and get to work.

Got it! 😀

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melania, please dig out your gardening gloves from 2017 and the shirt that cost $1,380 and fix the swamp mess you made out of the WH rose garden?


Nothing is more fashionable than owning up to your mistakes and taking responsibility!

Wait, is the red plaid pic definitely from this week? So she seriously has one farmer cosplay costume for similar photo ops?

The plaid pic is from 2017. That’s why she needs to dig it out of her massive closet and get to work.

Got it! 😀

I feel compelled to point out that NO ONE holds a watering can that way.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melania, please dig out your gardening gloves from 2017 and the shirt that cost $1,380 and fix the swamp mess you made out of the WH rose garden?


Nothing is more fashionable than owning up to your mistakes and taking responsibility!

Wait, is the red plaid pic definitely from this week? So she seriously has one farmer cosplay costume for similar photo ops?

The plaid pic is from 2017. That’s why she needs to dig it out of her massive closet and get to work.

Got it! 😀

I feel compelled to point out that NO ONE holds a watering can that way.

No one gardens in a shirt that costs more than $1000 dollars either.

[Anonymous]

Gurl, you need to have more lashes than fingers:


Any one else think she has a tiny burn on her chest in the shape of:

[Anonymous]

^^ There was no hair stylist on duty this time around, I see

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:^^ There was no hair stylist on duty this time around, I see

I mean for Melania, the garden girl.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melania, please dig out your gardening gloves from 2017 and the shirt that cost $1,380 and fix the swamp mess you made out of the WH rose garden?


Nothing is more fashionable than owning up to your mistakes and taking responsibility!

Wait, is the red plaid pic definitely from this week? So she seriously has one farmer cosplay costume for similar photo ops?

The plaid pic is from 2017. That’s why she needs to dig it out of her massive closet and get to work.

I actually still think that red plaid was one of her best looks—she looks great in it! Why she couldn’t get it from LL Bean for &49.95 like every other UMC middle-aged white lady, I don’t know. Now I totally want to order myself one for fall. Yay or nay?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka today in Raleigh proving again that she’s too stupid to figure out how her fashionable mask is supposed to work:


Is it your earings are too big or your brain is too small to figure out that you need to cover your nose?

It’s Ivanka’s curse—she is totally incapable of getting anything tailored properly to fit her. Remember that story about the brownie elves that sneak out at night to help the tired old tailor? In a previous life, she really f—d over those elves and now they spent their nights screwing up the tailoring on all her stuff. It’s the only explanation that really makes sense.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If we could caption a visit to the farmer’s market, it would be

“Direct me to the graves of the suckers and losers so we can get the hell out of here...”

I hate it when my dog poops at the farmer's market.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melania, please dig out your gardening gloves from 2017 and the shirt that cost $1,380 and fix the swamp mess you made out of the WH rose garden?


Nothing is more fashionable than owning up to your mistakes and taking responsibility!

Wait, is the red plaid pic definitely from this week? So she seriously has one farmer cosplay costume for similar photo ops?

The plaid pic is from 2017. That’s why she needs to dig it out of her massive closet and get to work.

Got it! 😀

I feel compelled to point out that NO ONE holds a watering can that way.

Which made me think og the turkey basting/gravy boat pic of Ivana and Ivanka and then when I went back a couple of pages there it was because of chest turkeys! Melania and Ivanka may not like each other but there is a fundamental bond.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka today in Raleigh proving again that she’s too stupid to figure out how her fashionable mask is supposed to work:


Is it your earings are too big or your brain is too small to figure out that you need to cover your nose?

It’s Ivanka’s curse—she is totally incapable of getting anything tailored properly to fit her. Remember that story about the brownie elves that sneak out at night to help the tired old tailor? In a previous life, she really f—d over those elves and now they spent their nights screwing up the tailoring on all her stuff. It’s the only explanation that really makes sense.

omg that is so true