The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:+1 I don’t think we even need the pictures with the children on this thread, whether she published them or not. Not knowing anything about her children or Barron is the last good thing about Washington.

Yes. I really did not need to learn she named her daughter after a stillborn Kennedy. They are all named for Kennedys....I think the daughter’s middle name is even Rose. Makes me gag.

Wait.... WHAT??!

Yup:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.politico.com/amp/news/2020/08/29/new-melania-trump-tell-all-book-404926
My apologies for ever doubting the poster who said she wanted to be the Jewish version of the Kennedys.

“Melania and Jared Kushner and Ivanka are big fans of the Kennedys and their Camelot myth. “It’s no coincidence that all three of their children — Arabella, Joseph and Theodore — share names with Kennedy family members. Edward ‘Ted’ Kennedy and Joseph Kennedy you know; Arabella Kennedy was JFK and Jackie’s stillborn daughter,” Winston Wolkoff writes.

That was ME!!! I told you so... you can’t make this stuff up!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:+1 I don’t think we even need the pictures with the children on this thread, whether she published them or not. Not knowing anything about her children or Barron is the last good thing about Washington.

Yes. I really did not need to learn she named her daughter after a stillborn Kennedy. They are all named for Kennedys....I think the daughter’s middle name is even Rose. Makes me gag.

Wait.... WHAT??!

Yup:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.politico.com/amp/news/2020/08/29/new-melania-trump-tell-all-book-404926
My apologies for ever doubting the poster who said she wanted to be the Jewish version of the Kennedys.

“Melania and Jared Kushner and Ivanka are big fans of the Kennedys and their Camelot myth. “It’s no coincidence that all three of their children — Arabella, Joseph and Theodore — share names with Kennedy family members. Edward ‘Ted’ Kennedy and Joseph Kennedy you know; Arabella Kennedy was JFK and Jackie’s stillborn daughter,” Winston Wolkoff writes.

That was ME!!! I told you so... you can’t make this stuff up!

To give credit where it is due, I heard that in an interview with an author who wrote about them.

[Anonymous]

That poor girl is going to need years of therapy.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:+1 I don’t think we even need the pictures with the children on this thread, whether she published them or not. Not knowing anything about her children or Barron is the last good thing about Washington.

Yes. I really did not need to learn she named her daughter after a stillborn Kennedy. They are all named for Kennedys....I think the daughter’s middle name is even Rose. Makes me gag.

That’s so incredibly ghoulish it almost makes me gag, literally.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That poor girl is going to need years of therapy.

Ivanka should have been having therapy for the last thirty years, but she hasn’t so here we are.

Mocking a woman who can’t dress herself (or her chest turkeys and that is the best and grossest nickname I have ever heard for bolt ons).

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That poor girl is going to need years of therapy.

Ivanka should have been having therapy for the last thirty years, but she hasn’t so here we are.

Mocking a woman who can’t dress herself (or her chest turkeys and that is the best and grossest nickname I have ever heard for bolt ons).

Chest turkeys—thanksgiving will never be the same.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That poor girl is going to need years of therapy.

Ivanka should have been having therapy for the last thirty years, but she hasn’t so here we are.

Mocking a woman who can’t dress herself (or her chest turkeys and that is the best and grossest nickname I have ever heard for bolt ons).

Chest turkeys—thanksgiving will never be the same.

Gobble gobble!

My very suburban neighborhood has wild turkeys and I can’t tell you just how precise the nickname is for her paid for parts. Also, turkeys have tiny heads, long necks and huge breasts. The nickname works on levels.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That poor girl is going to need years of therapy.

Ivanka should have been having therapy for the last thirty years, but she hasn’t so here we are.

Mocking a woman who can’t dress herself (or her chest turkeys and that is the best and grossest nickname I have ever heard for bolt ons).

Chest turkeys—thanksgiving will never be the same.

Gobble gobble!

My very suburban neighborhood has wild turkeys and I can’t tell you just how precise the nickname is for her paid for parts. Also, turkeys have tiny heads, long necks and huge breasts. The nickname works on levels.

Don’t forget the bright red artificial bronzer for the birds.

[Anonymous]

Credit is due to the PP who found out that DDs are the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys on your chest. 😊

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:First day of school pic? Mom looks uncomfortable.

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The dress is okay if a bit monochromatic

I still maintain that pussy bows, while generally ridiculous, are a good idea for Vanky because they tone down the ridiculous chest turkeys.

She definitely has the 1980s esthetics.

She’s a wannabe Designing Woman, but she’s no Dixie Carter.

I don't think that's Dixie Carter, that looks like Kelly LeBrock, and if you look closely, that looks exactly like something Ivanka would wear. We may have found her style icon.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I love that thread broke DCUM. Long may it live ... concluding with them all in jail stripes.

Wtf are “jail stripes?”

Alright pp, you win, you win.

May this thread end with every last one of these people in bright orange jumpsuits. This we pray. AMEN!

Amen.

Amen Amen

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:First day of school pic? Mom looks uncomfortable.

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The dress is okay if a bit monochromatic

I still maintain that pussy bows, while generally ridiculous, are a good idea for Vanky because they tone down the ridiculous chest turkeys.

She definitely has the 1980s esthetics.

She’s a wannabe Designing Woman, but she’s no Dixie Carter.

I don't think that's Dixie Carter, that looks like Kelly LeBrock, and if you look closely, that looks exactly like something Ivanka would wear. We may have found her style icon.

Well THERE YOU GO. Kelly LeBrock (if that is she) is also an unsuitable blonde, and should be keeping her hair her natural color. Which I guess she does in Weird Science where she is stunning.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:First day of school pic? Mom looks uncomfortable.

'
The dress is okay if a bit monochromatic

I still maintain that pussy bows, while generally ridiculous, are a good idea for Vanky because they tone down the ridiculous chest turkeys.

She definitely has the 1980s esthetics.

She’s a wannabe Designing Woman, but she’s no Dixie Carter.

Yes! Very designing women!

Only they killed their Black friend by giving him COVID

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That poor girl is going to need years of therapy.

Ivanka should have been having therapy for the last thirty years, but she hasn’t so here we are.

Mocking a woman who can’t dress herself (or her chest turkeys and that is the best and grossest nickname I have ever heard for bolt ons).

Chest turkeys—thanksgiving will never be the same.

It's really quite perfect.

🐤
🦃 🦃

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That poor girl is going to need years of therapy.

Ivanka should have been having therapy for the last thirty years, but she hasn’t so here we are.

Mocking a woman who can’t dress herself (or her chest turkeys and that is the best and grossest nickname I have ever heard for bolt ons).

Chest turkeys—thanksgiving will never be the same.

Gobble gobble!

My very suburban neighborhood has wild turkeys and I can’t tell you just how precise the nickname is for her paid for parts. Also, turkeys have tiny heads, long necks and huge breasts. The nickname works on levels.

Don’t forget the bright red artificial bronzer for the birds.

You know it’s ketchup.