I now understand the feelings behind wanting to murder someone. I totally get it now . Won't act on it, but get the feelings. |
My husband is amazing in bed. He’ll go downtown for as long as it takes to make me come, but for some reason I’ve been faking it recently to move things along. It’s not him. I love every minute of our time in bed. It’s that I can’t seem to get out of my own way and just...come. And I don’t want to hurt his feelings. |
But can you name them all? |
You are a hypocrite. |
Some, but not all... |
How did you meet them? |
It’s a big cycle that starts with a wife losing interest in her husband. She becomes lonely and easily falls into bed with the first rando (not her DH) showing her some male attention. But it’s NOT because her DH is a fat bald loser! Because this game works the same for her DH: he flirts with a married women (not his DW) and she falls right into bed with him. It’s just that women are wired to lose interest in her husband, so she gets lonely while he goes elsewhere and you extrapolate this across an entire population... everybody is still having plenty of sex, just not with spouse!! |
How do you pull it off? I’m into mine for about month three and it’s tough. Running out of excuses to leave the house. My AP wants to see me all the time and I’ve told her I can’t see her all the time. |
If this is where her head’s at in month 3, you’ve got a problem and you will get caught. |
How did I meet them...? In college, I worked in a few different bars and struck up conversations with them. It sometimes was simple as seeing each other in the grocery store. (WF’s) Also the gym. |
May be so but I don’t say it out loud ![]() Also, I may have a pooch but I have excellent posture, unlike DH. Good posture makes a huge difference. |
Have you dedicated your life to this pursuit? Who has time for this? Please do an AMA |
I think this is exactly true. I was FINE with fat DH until he stopped paying attention to me and our family (yeah, whatever, I don't want to hear it) and I fell (jumped, actually) into bed with the first rando loser who found me attractive. |
No, not at all. I didn’t make it a goal, it just happened. I spent my Summers living and working at the beach. A lot of out of town women for a girls weekend. They wanted to get away from DH and let it all go. No one forced them... |
Ok, so in college working at a bar, going to the gym and grocery store and summers living and working at the beach you just rolled up on 50 married women looking to for some fuq. With those kind of numbers you'd have to be hitting up hundreds of women to land 50 that you'd actually have sex with. |