Where’s Melania?

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Stephen Miller pushed her into the moon door.

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Is she in a coma? Is Barron going to Camp David? This is sheer weirdness.

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A side-show in the ongoing circus that is the Trump presidency.

But seriously, where is Melania? Isn't the First Lady supposed to do any work? Make any appearances? Contribute anything whatsoever?

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Maybe she'll show up at the Summit June 12.9Oh right, line that's going to happen.

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Plastic surgery.

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Anonymous wrote:Plastic surgery.

The timing was so bad for plastic surgery. She could have pushed it back one more month. Barron would have been out of school and she easily could have passed thecrecovery period off as a summer vacation in NY.

And surely they would have done a better job covering for her.

I really don’t think this was planned.

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I don’t care where she is. I’ve seen enough of her.

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t care where she is. I’ve seen enough of her.

We all have.

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Anonymous wrote:For her own well-being, I'd feel better if we could see her. The fact that we haven't suggests to me that something has gotten worse.

This makes no sense.

Sorry, I phrased that poorly, and I know here on DCurbanmom poor phrasing is worse than voting Republican, or wearing white after labor day with rhinestones.

At this point, I assume she's a domestic violence victim. I would feel more confident she was okay if she was still appearing in public--however tokenly. The fact that she does not is not normal.

This is not an adminstration that goes for the truth about anything. Her husband has publically upon several recent occasions demonstrated a real lack of respect for her.

I can't even believe there are people out there who think like you. That's the truly frightening aspect of this whole thing.

You mean people who assume and speculate? Maybe you should get out a little more.

I mean people who assume and speculate that the First Lady of the United States is a domestic violence victim, hiding out from her abuser, the President of the United States. Seriously, people??

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Anonymous wrote:For her own well-being, I'd feel better if we could see her. The fact that we haven't suggests to me that something has gotten worse.

This makes no sense.

Sorry, I phrased that poorly, and I know here on DCurbanmom poor phrasing is worse than voting Republican, or wearing white after labor day with rhinestones.

At this point, I assume she's a domestic violence victim. I would feel more confident she was okay if she was still appearing in public--however tokenly. The fact that she does not is not normal.

This is not an adminstration that goes for the truth about anything. Her husband has publically upon several recent occasions demonstrated a real lack of respect for her.

I can't even believe there are people out there who think like you. That's the truly frightening aspect of this whole thing.

You mean people who assume and speculate? Maybe you should get out a little more.

I mean people who assume and speculate that the First Lady of the United States is a domestic violence victim, hiding out from her abuser, the President of the United States. Seriously, people??

So you look at his known track record with women - I won’t even get into rumors - and you think that’s a “seriously, people??”?

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Anonymous wrote:I'm thinking more plastic surgery, and this is the recovery period.

“Bleeding badly from a face-lift”?

That's what I thought the first week, but the silence is really really odd. If she were just recovering, why not say that?" She's doing fine, but she's recovering." No need to specify from what--the mere.expression of concern would actually humanize the administration. School kids would write get well soon cards.

It would make Trump look like a human being, make his family look less like a pack of grifters.

The American public is, I think, a little desperate to find something humanizing in this presidency--even us liberals. Mainly because it is hard to imagine anyone can be as soulessly tone-deaf and incompetent as Trump has been time and time again. Melania would be universally loved--if even a centimeter of.light came through the locked door of her motivations. No one cares if she gets plastic surgery--in this day and age, her demographic, it's expected.

But no. There's nothing instead. That's why I suspect something more sinister.

Maybe she refused to play ball and they locked her up. Maybe she flipped and fled.

I feel like if she was a consenting party in this they'd make an excuse.for her absence---but for some reason, they're frozen like deer in the headlights. They don't want to just make up a recovery lie for some reason. Plastic surgery, nervous breakdown, more serious illness--even just wanting "a break" as our token conservative likes to.claim.... those are easy. Say she has shingles, say she has Epstein Barr, say her mother is Ill, whatever.

But instead there's this silence, like they're waiting for her to either come back.to the fold.or for another shoe to drop.

Did Barron go to Camp David?

1) "Our token conservative"? See, that's where you make ALL OF THE CONSERVATIVES who post here really, really dislike you. Actually, there are many reasons, but this is definitely on the list.
2) I'm a little concerned too - about you. Your curiousity has snowballed into a very unhealthy obsession with Melania's whereabouts. Really, it's not becoming. You should just binge-watch "The Americans" and call it a day.
3) What's with your random use of periods? It's incredibly annoying.

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Anonymous wrote:Apparently (according to twitter) Melania twitted this. I do not see this on her account, so someone might have deleted it.

No, that was joke created by someone. She didn't tweet it.

The liberals blame the Russians for meme’ing bad stuff but look at the lib idiots who share and believe it!

Trumpkins have no sense of humor. That tweet is hilarious.

I'm a conservative who voted for Trump. I'm the first poster who said how hilarious it was. You really need to stop stereotyping.

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Anonymous wrote:Jared, Ivanka, Don Jr, Eric and Tiffany were all spotted heading to Camp David. Missing: Melania

Many people are saying that she’s been Deported. I don’t know if that’s true. But it would be bigly if it is. Sad. NO COLLUSION. MAGA.

"Many people."

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I think Melania would be grateful to know that their are Liberals who are concerned for her.

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Anonymous wrote:What are you people waiting for! Storm the White House! Don’t let the lie continue. Find Melania at all costs.

She’s in need of rescue. Don’t let her down.

If you find a little man in a red and white mushroom hat proclaiming that “the princess is in another castle,” beat his a@@. He’s a Russian spy.

THIS! Why are you liberals wasting time speculating on DCUM?? You should be organizing a march, demanding answers! Scale that fence, bring the ladders! Rescue Melania because we know how deeply concerned for her you are!