What do you secretly eat disgustingly when you're home alone

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Anonymous wrote:My mom makes this trashy shrimp dip with those little, tiny canned shrimp. Mixed with finely diced celery, mayo, who knows what else. It’s so retro-gross and so good.

Yes. And the shrimp on top of cream cheese and cocktail sauce on a ritz. And Buffalo chicken dip. I can inhale a whole plate.

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Anonymous wrote:I’ve read quite a number of pages from this thread and everything sounds downright revolting! And I’m not some super skinny health freak. But not one of these calorie bombs sounds remotely appealing.

I think my disgusting pleasure is more like stealing ice cream right from the pint. But good ice cream (like Jeni’s, or green tea, or something).

Really? Not even a spoonful of PB with chocolate chips? Or a spoonful of Nutella with whipped cream? Or a wheel of Brie? A bag of chips? A microwave s’more? If none of this appeals to you, then I suspect you are a super skinny health freak but you just won’t admit it.

She is 100% a health freak. The giveaway? “Calorie bombs.” Normal people don’t talk like that. I bet she calls grapes “sugar bombs” too.

I brought raisins as the snack for GS once and a mom freaked out. She called them sugar bombs and started confiscating them from kids.

That reminds me of the class parties one year when my twins were in elementary school. I volunteered to help and rotated back and forth between my kids’ two classrooms. In one room, the kids were served baby carrots and plain popcorn (no salt or butter) and given water to drink. In the other classroom, there were chips, pretzels, cupcakes, a cookie decorating station, fruit kabobs, and multiple drinks, including a giant punch bowl filled with punch and fruit slices. The disparity was comical.

Omg this reminds me of the two Christmas parties on "The Office" where one has karaoke and margaritas and the other (Angela's) has somber Christmas carols and silence

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Anonymous wrote:Occasionally I crave eggs fried in butter.

That's not something disgusting. That's a breakfast staple for millions of people everyday. Healthy source of protein, fats, vitamins and minerals.

Depends on how much butter…

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Anonymous wrote:Occasionally I crave eggs fried in butter.

That's not something disgusting. That's a breakfast staple for millions of people everyday. Healthy source of protein, fats, vitamins and minerals.

Depends on how much butter…

I mean, is it butter egg drop soup ? Are you slurping the butter?

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Anonymous wrote:Occasionally I crave eggs fried in butter.

That's not something disgusting. That's a breakfast staple for millions of people everyday. Healthy source of protein, fats, vitamins and minerals.

Depends on how much butter…

I mean, is it butter egg drop soup ? Are you slurping the butter?

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

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Anonymous wrote:Occasionally I crave eggs fried in butter.

That's not something disgusting. That's a breakfast staple for millions of people everyday. Healthy source of protein, fats, vitamins and minerals.

Depends on how much butter…

I mean, is it butter egg drop soup ? Are you slurping the butter?

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Oh I’m not! I’m really curious! Trying to figure out the decadence level and how to enjoy. Is it enough butter to dip my frozen waffle in? (Obvi if people were around I’d use crusty baguette 😉).

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Anonymous wrote:A pint of ice cream but I only eat the spoonfuls with the chunks or chocolate or cookie dough etc in it and toss the rest. Every bite is great.

Ben and Jerry’s makes just the cookie dough. Sold in a resealable packet in the ice cream section. They also have just the brownie bites, or my favorite— peanut butter cookie dough.

I think it’s called just the chunks. Stupidly good.

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Anonymous wrote:A pint of ice cream but I only eat the spoonfuls with the chunks or chocolate or cookie dough etc in it and toss the rest. Every bite is great.

Ben and Jerry’s makes just the cookie dough. Sold in a resealable packet in the ice cream section. They also have just the brownie bites, or my favorite— peanut butter cookie dough.

I think it’s called just the chunks. Stupidly good.

No..I need the small coating of ice cream too but thanks for the suggestion.

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This isn’t disgusting, but I made myself a molten chocolate cake for dessert yesterday, and ate it with ice cream - my husband was out for a work dinner. The recipe makes 2! I have the batter frozen for when a craving strikes again.

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Anonymous wrote:Occasionally I crave eggs fried in butter.

That's not something disgusting. That's a breakfast staple for millions of people everyday. Healthy source of protein, fats, vitamins and minerals.

Even better fried in bacon fat! Mmmmm.

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Anonymous wrote:Occasionally I crave eggs fried in butter.

That's not something disgusting. That's a breakfast staple for millions of people everyday. Healthy source of protein, fats, vitamins and minerals.

Depends on how much butter…

Sure, I'm just pointing out that some of us are old enough to have lived the whole life cycle of eggs are a healthy staple to eggs will kill you and back to being a healthy staple. And during that era the was a simultaneous war between butter and margarine.

I love a fried egg drowning in tabasco.

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I just ate cherry pie with condensed milk topping.

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Anonymous wrote:Cape Cod low sodium potato chips+honey

Oh my goodness, I wish I could unread this. Sounds amazing!

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Anonymous wrote:I’ve read quite a number of pages from this thread and everything sounds downright revolting! And I’m not some super skinny health freak. But not one of these calorie bombs sounds remotely appealing.

I think my disgusting pleasure is more like stealing ice cream right from the pint. But good ice cream (like Jeni’s, or green tea, or something).

Really? Not even a spoonful of PB with chocolate chips? Or a spoonful of Nutella with whipped cream? Or a wheel of Brie? A bag of chips? A microwave s’more? If none of this appeals to you, then I suspect you are a super skinny health freak but you just won’t admit it.

Of the things you listed, I could enjoy the occasional spread of Nutella (but on good quality bakery bread, not with whipped cream). And good quality cheese is delicious, to include some types of Brie. I also have a weakness for carbs. Micheles granola is a nice snack. I also enjoy good quality pizza and pasta (not stouffers and Kraft, as listed in this thread!!!). And I love Trader Joe’s peanut butter cups (but would find chocolate chips mixed into a tub of peanut butter too inferior). But I stand by my assertion that 99.9% of what’s in this thread is revolting.

Unfortunately, at almost 160 pounds I’m not a skinny health freak. I enjoy food way too much. But good food. Not disgusting, processed crap.

You completely missed the entire point of this thread. The word "disgustingly" is literal in the subject line.

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Anonymous wrote:I’ve read quite a number of pages from this thread and everything sounds downright revolting! And I’m not some super skinny health freak. But not one of these calorie bombs sounds remotely appealing.

I think my disgusting pleasure is more like stealing ice cream right from the pint. But good ice cream (like Jeni’s, or green tea, or something).

Really? Not even a spoonful of PB with chocolate chips? Or a spoonful of Nutella with whipped cream? Or a wheel of Brie? A bag of chips? A microwave s’more? If none of this appeals to you, then I suspect you are a super skinny health freak but you just won’t admit it.

She is 100% a health freak. The giveaway? “Calorie bombs.” Normal people don’t talk like that. I bet she calls grapes “sugar bombs” too.

I brought raisins as the snack for GS once and a mom freaked out. She called them sugar bombs and started confiscating them from kids.

That reminds me of the class parties one year when my twins were in elementary school. I volunteered to help and rotated back and forth between my kids’ two classrooms. In one room, the kids were served baby carrots and plain popcorn (no salt or butter) and given water to drink. In the other classroom, there were chips, pretzels, cupcakes, a cookie decorating station, fruit kabobs, and multiple drinks, including a giant punch bowl filled with punch and fruit slices. The disparity was comical.

Omg this reminds me of the two Christmas parties on "The Office" where one has karaoke and margaritas and the other (Angela's) has somber Christmas carols and silence

That is hilarious and spot on! I was thinking it sounded like some sort of weird child development research study. Not sure what the hypothesis would be, but funny to think of it being set up like that!