The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

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I know we had a damn field day with this outfit when it was posted previously, but SWEET BABY JESUS, what a hot mess.

I know! I feel like ragging on it again! Tiff is 'busting out all over' in that dress. It's like she borrowed her petite roommate's wrap dress to cover her workout clothes. And, those shoes! Wowzaa!

The shows alone—hooker chic.

[Anonymous]

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Sorry not to play along here. Tiffany's message made me sad. Daddy is never going to love you, Hon. Go back to the ether and find a passion to follow.

Her mishaps stem from the fact that she wasn't curated throughout her lifetime like her sister was. She doesn't have the cash for a quality stylist because she's not considered part of the "real" family.

I wonder how much Ivanka pays in upkeep each month. Any guesses?

She has the cash for a stylist. This is she in front of a portrait of herself done in swarovski crystals:

Like she does with her social media pix, she had the artist make her appear thinner than she actually is.

She’s a pig at trump trough, she’s just a runt in comparison to her older (half) siblings.

I know we had a damn field day with this outfit when it was posted previously, but SWEET BABY JESUS, what a hot mess.

Wearing spanx, a nude colored bikini top and an outgrown bathrobe is definitely one way to dress when you’ve outgrown all your clothes, but it’s not a good way.

I almost feel sorry for her. No matter how hard she tries Daddy only has eyes for Vanky.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:
Sorry not to play along here. Tiffany's message made me sad. Daddy is never going to love you, Hon. Go back to the ether and find a passion to follow.

Her mishaps stem from the fact that she wasn't curated throughout her lifetime like her sister was. She doesn't have the cash for a quality stylist because she's not considered part of the "real" family.

I wonder how much Ivanka pays in upkeep each month. Any guesses?

She has the cash for a stylist. This is she in front of a portrait of herself done in swarovski crystals:

Like she does with her social media pix, she had the artist make her appear thinner than she actually is.

She’s a pig at trump trough, she’s just a runt in comparison to her older (half) siblings.

I know we had a damn field day with this outfit when it was posted previously, but SWEET BABY JESUS, what a hot mess.

Wearing spanx, a nude colored bikini top and an outgrown bathrobe is definitely one way to dress when you’ve outgrown all your clothes, but it’s not a good way.

I almost feel sorry for her. No matter how hard she tries Daddy only has eyes for Vanky.

I felt sorry for her before she went all-in on daddy’s cult.

[Anonymous]

Michael sucks up to Trump based on things he's tweeted, so she may be all in to keep both bf and daddy liking her. But that's an example of transactional values by itself.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:
Sorry not to play along here. Tiffany's message made me sad. Daddy is never going to love you, Hon. Go back to the ether and find a passion to follow.

Her mishaps stem from the fact that she wasn't curated throughout her lifetime like her sister was. She doesn't have the cash for a quality stylist because she's not considered part of the "real" family.

I wonder how much Ivanka pays in upkeep each month. Any guesses?

She has the cash for a stylist. This is she in front of a portrait of herself done in swarovski crystals:

Like she does with her social media pix, she had the artist make her appear thinner than she actually is.

She’s a pig at trump trough, she’s just a runt in comparison to her older (half) siblings.

I know we had a damn field day with this outfit when it was posted previously, but SWEET BABY JESUS, what a hot mess.

Wearing spanx, a nude colored bikini top and an outgrown bathrobe is definitely one way to dress when you’ve outgrown all your clothes, but it’s not a good way.

I almost feel sorry for her. No matter how hard she tries Daddy only has eyes for Vanky.

I felt sorry for her before she went all-in on daddy’s cult.

I didn’t feel sorry for her. She’s lucky that she didn’t grow up in proximity to a creepy dad who would often talk about how much he’d like to date your sister. Still apple doesn’t fall far from the orange. Her mother was a gold digger, she was raised with very few values and it shows.

[Anonymous]

Today. This is just ugly. Not offensive or crazy ... just mumsy and blech.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Today. This is just ugly. Not offensive or crazy ... just mumsy and blech.

Those flaps and split are just odd. Take the pants off, add a cap, and voila! old school sexy nurse costume.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Today. This is just ugly. Not offensive or crazy ... just mumsy and blech.

Those flaps and split are just odd. Take the pants off, add a cap, and voila! old school sexy nurse costume.

The darts make it nips ahoy.

[Anonymous]

The top could be interesting, but styled completely differently. It does look like a nurse uniform with the head to toe white. And the nips are not good.

[Anonymous]

Its part of the new DJT mandate—apparently he’s off skirts and all about the shoulders now. It’s like she took a pants shit and cut off the sleeves. It almost works but looks a little less government official and a little too Malibu realtor or something.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Today. This is just ugly. Not offensive or crazy ... just mumsy and blech.

Those flaps and split are just odd. Take the pants off, add a cap, and voila! old school sexy nurse costume.

The darts make it nips ahoy.

Exactly. No one nips up darts like Vanky.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The top could be interesting, but styled completely differently. It does look like a nurse uniform with the head to toe white. And the nips are not good.

That outfit is trying to be so many things... a suit, a tennis outfit, a 70s tribute band, a nurse costume, a cruise director uniform, and sassy grandma at the brunch after the Boca bar mitzvah.

[Anonymous]

I will give her some credit though! Those pants actually fit her -- something she's had trouble with in the past, and quite difficult to do in white.

But of course the top is bizarre and not flattering to her arms.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I will give her some credit though! Those pants actually fit her -- something she's had trouble with in the past, and quite difficult to do in white.

But of course the top is bizarre and not flattering to her arms.

Agreed. She has gained weight. She finally at least bought pants a size up, but the top is not super flattering to her now larger arms.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The top could be interesting, but styled completely differently. It does look like a nurse uniform with the head to toe white. And the nips are not good.

This totally looks like a QVC ad.