The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Sorry not to play along here. Tiffany's message made me sad. Daddy is never going to love you, Hon. Go back to the ether and find a passion to follow.

Her mishaps stem from the fact that she wasn't curated throughout her lifetime like her sister was. She doesn't have the cash for a quality stylist because she's not considered part of the "real" family.

I wonder how much Ivanka pays in upkeep each month. Any guesses?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
Sorry not to play along here. Tiffany's message made me sad. Daddy is never going to love you, Hon. Go back to the ether and find a passion to follow.

Her mishaps stem from the fact that she wasn't curated throughout her lifetime like her sister was. She doesn't have the cash for a quality stylist because she's not considered part of the "real" family.

I wonder how much Ivanka pays in upkeep each month. Any guesses?

She has the cash for a stylist. This is she in front of a portrait of herself done in swarovski crystals:

Like she does with her social media pix, she had the artist make her appear thinner than she actually is.

She’s a pig at trump trough, she’s just a runt in comparison to her older (half) siblings.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So, Tiffany is no longer even arguably off limits

She's sold her soul

but girl, no matter how much you single white female ivanka, your dad's never going to know your name

TIFF’s eye makeup is really bad. Her eyes look u-shaped.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So, Tiffany is no longer even arguably off limits

She's sold her soul

but girl, no matter how much you single white female ivanka, your dad's never going to know your name

The extensions!

I don’t understand why she refuses to do an off center part. The center part is too severe!

Ivanka is starting to get a MichEl Jackson nose (see green outfit).

The side part photo looks like a few faces ago. She does not look as bad there for some reason.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:
Sorry not to play along here. Tiffany's message made me sad. Daddy is never going to love you, Hon. Go back to the ether and find a passion to follow.

Her mishaps stem from the fact that she wasn't curated throughout her lifetime like her sister was. She doesn't have the cash for a quality stylist because she's not considered part of the "real" family.

I wonder how much Ivanka pays in upkeep each month. Any guesses?

She has the cash for a stylist. This is she in front of a portrait of herself done in swarovski crystals:

Like she does with her social media pix, she had the artist make her appear thinner than she actually is.

She’s a pig at trump trough, she’s just a runt in comparison to her older (half) siblings.

I actually don't think she does. She and Marla were begging the campaign/Trump for a few hundred bucks for hair and makeup for the Innauguration. She's not the favored daughter, she clearly hasn't gotten the Ivanka makeover, I don't think she is all that flush.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So, Tiffany is no longer even arguably off limits

She's sold her soul

but girl, no matter how much you single white female ivanka, your dad's never going to know your name

The extensions!

I don’t understand why she refuses to do an off center part. The center part is too severe!

Ivanka is starting to get a MichEl Jackson nose (see green outfit).

The side part photo looks like a few faces ago. She does not look as bad there for some reason.

She looks better in the side part photo because her hair looks so much better that way and it frames her uncanny-valley face in a way that makes it look more human.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Someone post Melania’s green screen dress!!

https://twitter.com/parkermolloy/status/1299174942882365441?s=21

I don’t know how or I would. Most excellent!

Melania nailed it. The picture actually does not represent a true color of the dress (it looks more like a green highlighter on the photo, while on video it is very refreshing shade of green).

Adjust the color on your tv. It’s not refreshing. It’s lime.

It’s a great dress, but a terrible color choice for RNC.
what is going on with her facial expressions? did her wiring get wet or something?
i do love that stupid dress. i am a sucker for neon. and it fits, which is quite something!

The style of the dress is terrific on her, but I'm not a fan of the color.

[Anonymous]

It’s a great dress, but a terrible color choice for RNC.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:
Sorry not to play along here. Tiffany's message made me sad. Daddy is never going to love you, Hon. Go back to the ether and find a passion to follow.

Her mishaps stem from the fact that she wasn't curated throughout her lifetime like her sister was. She doesn't have the cash for a quality stylist because she's not considered part of the "real" family.

I wonder how much Ivanka pays in upkeep each month. Any guesses?

She has the cash for a stylist. This is she in front of a portrait of herself done in swarovski crystals:

Like she does with her social media pix, she had the artist make her appear thinner than she actually is.

She’s a pig at trump trough, she’s just a runt in comparison to her older (half) siblings.

I actually don't think she does. She and Marla were begging the campaign/Trump for a few hundred bucks for hair and makeup for the Innauguration. She's not the favored daughter, she clearly hasn't gotten the Ivanka makeover, I don't think she is all that flush.

They weren’t “begging,” they were being cheap and entitled. She’s not poor, not by a long shot.
She grew up in a California mansion:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.trulia.com/blog/marla-maples-sell-calabassas-mansion/amp/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It’s a great dress, but a terrible color choice for RNC.

Hmmmmm......

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It’s a great dress, but a terrible color choice for RNC.

Hmmmmm......

I consider it a public service, drawing my eyes away from him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Gloves off

Anus mouth redux

It's the real life version of the pottery plate that Amy Schumer's husband painted.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Sorry not to play along here. Tiffany's message made me sad. Daddy is never going to love you, Hon. Go back to the ether and find a passion to follow.

Her mishaps stem from the fact that she wasn't curated throughout her lifetime like her sister was. She doesn't have the cash for a quality stylist because she's not considered part of the "real" family.

I wonder how much Ivanka pays in upkeep each month. Any guesses?

She has the cash for a stylist. This is she in front of a portrait of herself done in swarovski crystals:

Like she does with her social media pix, she had the artist make her appear thinner than she actually is.

She’s a pig at trump trough, she’s just a runt in comparison to her older (half) siblings.

I know we had a damn field day with this outfit when it was posted previously, but SWEET BABY JESUS, what a hot mess.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:
Sorry not to play along here. Tiffany's message made me sad. Daddy is never going to love you, Hon. Go back to the ether and find a passion to follow.

Her mishaps stem from the fact that she wasn't curated throughout her lifetime like her sister was. She doesn't have the cash for a quality stylist because she's not considered part of the "real" family.

I wonder how much Ivanka pays in upkeep each month. Any guesses?

She has the cash for a stylist. This is she in front of a portrait of herself done in swarovski crystals:

Like she does with her social media pix, she had the artist make her appear thinner than she actually is.

She’s a pig at trump trough, she’s just a runt in comparison to her older (half) siblings.

I know we had a damn field day with this outfit when it was posted previously, but SWEET BABY JESUS, what a hot mess.

Wearing spanx, a nude colored bikini top and an outgrown bathrobe is definitely one way to dress when you’ve outgrown all your clothes, but it’s not a good way.

[Anonymous]

I know we had a damn field day with this outfit when it was posted previously, but SWEET BABY JESUS, what a hot mess.

I know! I feel like ragging on it again! Tiff is 'busting out all over' in that dress. It's like she borrowed her petite roommate's wrap dress to cover her workout clothes. And, those shoes! Wowzaa!