The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:Read my lips

I am breaking the law and violating the hatch act. But I’m pretty and rich so it doesn’t matter.


That mouth! She looks like her dad! Rotflmao!


Those are some Mel & Kimberly eyes too!


I thought Ivanka had covid earlier in the year when she dropped out of sight. She got covid fingers:


Anus mouth! Hilarious.

Why is her hair greenish?


Bad dye job. Look at those roots. She needs to go to a color closer to her natural color. She is burning her poor hair to a crisp.



I love the way roots look like this. Are you really young or don’t dye your hair?


Are young people dyeing their hair green? I don't particularly like her roots but the point is this color is so far off from her natural it is burning it to a crisp and as she ages it looks even less full and even less healthy.
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Anonymous wrote:
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Anonymous wrote:Read my lips

I am breaking the law and violating the hatch act. But I’m pretty and rich so it doesn’t matter.


That mouth! She looks like her dad! Rotflmao!


Those are some Mel & Kimberly eyes too!


I thought Ivanka had covid earlier in the year when she dropped out of sight. She got covid fingers:


Anus mouth! Hilarious.

Why is her hair greenish?


Bad dye job. Look at those roots. She needs to go to a color closer to her natural color. She is burning her poor hair to a crisp.



I love the way roots look like this. Are you really young or don’t dye your hair?


Are young people dyeing their hair green? I don't particularly like her roots but the point is this color is so far off from her natural it is burning it to a crisp and as she ages it looks even less full and even less healthy.


It is too far from her natural color, she must be dying it CONSTANTLY which really causes damage. She is a straight up brunette. The general guidance for something to look natural and not require tons of upkeep is to keep within 2-3 shades of your natural base color. Daddy likes blondes though which is why she does this. Ahe also frequently wears green contacts to look more Ayran. It's all pretty sick.

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Both Tiff and Ivanka both go for that really brassy blonde that my middle school teacher in the 80s had. My colorist would wince. (Melania OTOH has a great colorist.)
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Anonymous wrote:Honestly Ivanka would look so much better if she toned down the hair and wore less makeup. All the Trump women wear waaaay to much eye makeup. And the stupid fake lashes.


Yes, she would be a beautiful brunette. Also, if you look back to the pictures when this all began, her makeup was really nice. A few years ago she bought that heavy black eye liner and never went back. Its so awful on her.
Someone should post a picture or her aunt mary ann trump. Her face is starting to morph into a cross between that and ivana’s. She’s got that eatern european face shape that widens with age pn both sides of the gene pool. I don’t think it’s a bad thing but it’s hard to play the ingenue with that maturing face. She needs to acknowledge she’s not 21 anymore and find a more mature look.
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Read my lips

I am breaking the law and violating the hatch act. But I’m pretty and rich so it doesn’t matter.


That mouth! She looks like her dad! Rotflmao!


All the plastic surgery and fillers in the world can't hide the fact that she's not actually naturally pretty. She ended up with the worst of both parents' features. Well, maybe not the absolute worst....there's always the horror show that is Eric.


I think this is the crux of it. She spent the last decade fighting genetics, and she is goiing to spend the next several fighting aging. I'm one of the PPs who have seen her several times and she's turned my head by how "off" she looks. Not once have I thought I was looking at someone beautiful.
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Anonymous wrote:So, Tiffany is no longer even arguably off limits

She's sold her soul



but girl, no matter how much you single white female ivanka, your dad's never going to know your name



The extensions!


remember the jerry springer show?
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Anonymous wrote:So, Tiffany is no longer even arguably off limits

She's sold her soul



but girl, no matter how much you single white female ivanka, your dad's never going to know your name



The extensions!


remember the jerry springer show?


Ivanka has a long way to go, but if Tiff is going to stan and copy Vanks she should at least go with an Ivanka length cut on her extensions. That chin length hair with straight, crappy extensions to her waist are straight up ratchet. I know Donald won't pay $200 for her hair and makeup as we saw during the Innauguration, but girl. Get some pride!
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Anonymous wrote:So, Tiffany is no longer even arguably off limits
She's sold her soul


but girl, no matter how much you single white female ivanka, your dad's never going to know your name


I hear she’s having trouble finding a job. Pro tip: don’t dress like an Elvis impersonator for your interview.


But that's Business Elvis. Surely Business Elvis is employable.
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Anonymous wrote:Mother sporting severe black and white and looking very puritanical:

Nunsense is habit forming...

Is it just me, or does it have a bit of a diner waitress feel to it? I mean maybe if the same dress were in a robin-blue.


I just remembered what it reminded me of the dress my sister had as a teen in the 60s but with a much shorter hem. Its cute with a short hem as a retro look!


If only she'd coordinated with Melania

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Anonymous wrote:So, Tiffany is no longer even arguably off limits

She's sold her soul



but girl, no matter how much you single white female ivanka, your dad's never going to know your name



There is no way Tif is tight with G*d.

And could she learn to wear makeup for fair skin? She looks embalmed.
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Anonymous wrote:Gloves off


Anus mouth redux

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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:So, Tiffany is no longer even arguably off limits

She's sold her soul



but girl, no matter how much you single white female ivanka, your dad's never going to know your name



There is no way Tif is tight with G*d.

And could she learn to wear makeup for fair skin? She looks embalmed.

I got so distracted by the extensions that I didn’t notice the makeup. Good grief, Tiff! That is not your skin color!
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Yellow jacket isn’t doing Tiffers any favors either.
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Anus mouth redux



This picture will haunt my dreams.
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Anus mouth redux



This picture will haunt my dreams.


+1. Anus mouth on heroine.
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