The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

So, Tiffany is no longer even arguably off limits

She's sold her soul

but girl, no matter how much you single white female ivanka, your dad's never going to know your name

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Anonymous wrote:Read my lips

I am breaking the law and violating the hatch act. But I’m pretty and rich so it doesn’t matter.

That mouth! She looks like her dad! Rotflmao!

Those are some Mel & Kimberly eyes too!

I thought Ivanka had covid earlier in the year when she dropped out of sight. She got covid fingers:

Anus mouth! Hilarious.

Why is her hair greenish?

Bad dye job. Look at those roots. She needs to go to a color closer to her natural color. She is burning her poor hair to a crisp.

I love the way roots look like this. Are you really young or don’t dye your hair?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So, Tiffany is no longer even arguably off limits

She's sold her soul

but girl, no matter how much you single white female ivanka, your dad's never going to know your name

The extensions!

[Anonymous]

Are those extensions or just a really bad haircut?

[Anonymous]

All that hair on their chest is just so trashy and awful - do they not have a hair dresser on duty to fix that mess??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Are those extensions or just a really bad haircut?

They're extensions and they're terrible. I noticed them at the convention as well. Her real hair is about shoulder length. Time to give it up, Tiff.

[Anonymous]

Gloves off

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So, Tiffany is no longer even arguably off limits
She's sold her soul

but girl, no matter how much you single white female ivanka, your dad's never going to know your name

I hear she’s having trouble finding a job. Pro tip: don’t dress like an Elvis impersonator for your interview.

[Anonymous]

Which looks more dead - eyes or hair?

Or soul?

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Anonymous wrote:OMG you guys my BFF was at the White House today and saw Ivanka. She said “saw Ivanka live and in person. Every other woman in the building was wearing a suit, like me. She was wearing a shiny tea length white bright patterned dress. Odd, really.”

Ooof. Your friend was not wrong. And the nude, clear plastic pleather shoes, back again!

I thought we could use some flashback fun. Would you say this is an interesting blend of stripper shoes, with a combo sassy grandma/pageant toddler dress?

Ah yes. That dress.

A bit of geisha cosplay going on.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So, Tiffany is no longer even arguably off limits

She's sold her soul

but girl, no matter how much you single white female ivanka, your dad's never going to know your name

The extensions!

I don’t understand why she refuses to do an off center part. The center part is too severe!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka really isn’t aging well:

When you mess with your face too much, you end up:

She isn’t aging well.....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka really isn’t aging well:

When you mess with your face too much, you end up:

She isn’t aging well.....

I can't get over her veneers. WHY are they all the same length?! They look like Johnny Depp's creepy veneers in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

[Anonymous]

Look at her bottom lip and how one side nearly covers most of the teeth and the other doesn’t. Her lip is uneven and soon will look even more lopsided.

[Anonymous]

Honestly Ivanka would look so much better if she toned down the hair and wore less makeup. All the Trump women wear waaaay to much eye makeup. And the stupid fake lashes.