Jury refuses to indict Sandwich Man and other Trump cop misadventures

[Anonymous]

With that acquittal does that mean it’s not assault if I throw a sandwich or a soda at you, a senator, a police officer or anyone?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:With that acquittal does that mean it’s not assault if I throw a sandwich or a soda at you, a senator, a police officer or anyone?

Correct. Although facts and circumstances may vary.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:BREAKING: Man who threw sandwich at National Guard in DC has been acquitted.

-Aaron Parnas

Good. Too bad the MAGA idiots chose to spend so much money on this frivolous lawsuit where the main harm caused was "smelling the onions and mustard" from the sandwich.

And yet, the sandwich fell to the ground still enclosed in the Subway wrapper.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:BREAKING: Man who threw sandwich at National Guard in DC has been acquitted.

-Aaron Parnas

I thought it was thrown at law enforcement officers, not the National Guard?

But it's clear DC juries are in NO mood.

[Anonymous]

What's hysterical is the officer who was on the receiving end of the sandwich is now being mocked ruthlessly...even at work by his fellow agents.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This became the best post ever on

https://www.reddit.com/r/NotTheOnion

https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/1ooc35n/it_smelled_of_onions_and_mustard_border_patrol/

“ Post Traumatic Sandwich Disorder” lol

Hey, we need to take assault with a breadly weapon more seriously, man.

[Anonymous]

How long did it take the jury?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How long did it take the jury?

It was like 7 hours of deliberations I think? Maybe they just liked the sandwiches from the court cafeteria

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How long did it take the jury?

Answering my own question says 7 hours over two days... According to WaPo.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:With that acquittal does that mean it’s not assault if I throw a sandwich or a soda at you, a senator, a police officer or anyone?

I think the fact that it bounced off his bulletproof vest mattered here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:BREAKING: Man who threw sandwich at National Guard in DC has been acquitted.

-Aaron Parnas

Good. Too bad the MAGA idiots chose to spend so much money on this frivolous lawsuit where the main harm caused was "smelling the onions and mustard" from the sandwich.

And yet, the sandwich fell to the ground still enclosed in the Subway wrapper.

Are any of the lawyers (still) willing to bring these frivolous lawsuits going to be punished (in general)?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How long did it take the jury?

It was like 7 hours of deliberations I think? Maybe they just liked the sandwiches from the court cafeteria

I think they were doing ballistic testing on the sandwiches.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:BREAKING: Man who threw sandwich at National Guard in DC has been acquitted.

-Aaron Parnas

Good. Too bad the MAGA idiots chose to spend so much money on this frivolous lawsuit where the main harm caused was "smelling the onions and mustard" from the sandwich.

And yet, the sandwich fell to the ground still enclosed in the Subway wrapper.

Are any of the lawyers (still) willing to bring these frivolous lawsuits going to be punished (in general)?

You do know who brought this lawsuit right?

[Anonymous]

Good. DOJ is corrupt and the federal agent lied on the stand.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How long did it take the jury?

It was like 7 hours of deliberations I think? Maybe they just liked the sandwiches from the court cafeteria

I think they were doing ballistic testing on the sandwiches.

I would love to see how much the government spent on this stupid prosecution.