Jury refuses to indict Sandwich Man and other Trump cop misadventures

[Anonymous]

Closing arguments going on now. Thread of courtroom goings on for those on Twitter

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Closing arguments going on now. Thread of courtroom goings on for those on Twitter

MAGA just wasting taxpayer money on frivolous charges.

[Anonymous]

BREAKING: Man who threw sandwich at National Guard in DC has been acquitted.

-Aaron Parnas

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:BREAKING: Man who threw sandwich at National Guard in DC has been acquitted.

-Aaron Parnas

Good. Too bad the MAGA idiots chose to spend so much money on this frivolous lawsuit where the main harm caused was "smelling the onions and mustard" from the sandwich.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:BREAKING: Man who threw sandwich at National Guard in DC has been acquitted.

-Aaron Parnas

“If the sandwich don’t split,
you must acquit. ”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:BREAKING: Man who threw sandwich at National Guard in DC has been acquitted.

-Aaron Parnas

In other news, I love Aaron Parnas. He is a national treasure.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:BREAKING: Man who threw sandwich at National Guard in DC has been acquitted.

-Aaron Parnas

“If the sandwich don’t split,
you must acquit. ”

Indeed

[Anonymous]

Looking forward to the film, Twelve Hangry Men

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Looking forward to the film, Twelve Hangry Men

should be woman. Most hangry people I know are women, myself included.

[Anonymous]

A link:

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-sandwich-guy-not-guilty_n_690b8d7fe4b09953a606304d

I hope that this guy opens a sub shop.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:BREAKING: Man who threw sandwich at National Guard in DC has been acquitted.

-Aaron Parnas

Oh lololol. While I don’t really want people to throw sandwiches at me personally with impunity, this was a great result.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A link:

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/dc-sandwich-guy-not-guilty_n_690b8d7fe4b09953a606304d

I hope that this guy opens a sub shop.

A sub shop called Sandwich Man? Opened near the White House? (My office is nearby, and there are tons of available food spaces post-covid.)

I'd make it a point to patronize it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Looking forward to the film, Twelve Hangry Men

This episode is apparently a limitless font of puns.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Looking forward to the film, Twelve Hangry Men

This episode is apparently a limitless font of puns.

Any way you slice it, the hero beat the wrap

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:BREAKING: Man who threw sandwich at National Guard in DC has been acquitted.

-Aaron Parnas

That was quick!