The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:Kellyanne looks like a zombie:

I also don’t understand the pleats on this dress.

Because it is not a dress - it’s jumpsuit.
Her immobile arms looked zombiesh indeed.

I like the top but not the bottom:

Who had inappropriate evening wear?

I would never in a million years wear a white jumpsuit anywhere, but I actually kind of like this one and I think it's flattering on her. She's so tiny she can get away with the blousy pant leg. She doesn't look skeletal, it has some nice drape and flow. It doesn't look cheap and it's not super-weird.

I guess it's inappropriate for this event, but I've now entirely lost track of what kind of event this is. It doesn't seem to be a professional work event. It's more like a dictator's birthday party maybe? This seems like a good outfit for like your bosses 80th birthday party at a fancy venue. This is more like that then a regular convention -- family members make speeches, everyone says something nice about him, there's a couple cheap shots at some people not there, there's a few people that are there because they absolutely have to be for their job but they are really trying to keep their head down and just check off the "attended" box. I wonder if everyone except Mother is a little drunk-- I cannot imagine going to something like this without the right amount of vodka.

oh my god, so spot on! And now I cannot view this RNC any other way.

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Anonymous wrote:Kayleigh in bold white and black, small cross, bare arms, and caked on eye makeup:

Her makeup game is so bad. She looks like an 11 year old playing with makeup.

Isn’t K McE a federal employee??

This is unflattering on her. She looks like a no neck monster.

Janice is too good for ALL of these people, but she reminds me more of Ivanka than Kayleigh.

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Anonymous wrote:Boogie nights, Elvis impersonator:

Poor Tif didn’t get the memo that it was sleeve fascinators—not pant leg.

I dunno, she looks pretty. Ditzy, but pretty, especially in the left picture.
I prefer her to Ivanka who's trying so hard to appear intellectual but, in reality, isn't any smarter than any other Trump woman.

She looks like the human embodiment of a pig. And I really don’t know why people on this forum defend Tiffany while attacking the other Trump women. They’re all the same-she’s literally at the RNC to endorse her father’s presidency.

Whoever dresses Miss Piggy could really help the Trump women. I’m not even joking. That is how you make the most of what you’ve got.

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Anonymous wrote:Kayleigh in bold white and black, small cross, bare arms, and caked on eye makeup:

Her makeup game is so bad. She looks like an 11 year old playing with makeup.

Isn’t K McE a federal employee??

This is unflattering on her. She looks like a no neck monster.

My fiance has not seen any of these threads and refers to Kayleigh as "the blonde Muppet" anytime she pops up on the TV.

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Anonymous wrote:Boogie nights, Elvis impersonator:

Poor Tif didn’t get the memo that it was sleeve fascinators—not pant leg.

I dunno, she looks pretty. Ditzy, but pretty, especially in the left picture.
I prefer her to Ivanka who's trying so hard to appear intellectual but, in reality, isn't any smarter than any other Trump woman.

She looks like the human embodiment of a pig. And I really don’t know why people on this forum defend Tiffany while attacking the other Trump women. They’re all the same-she’s literally at the RNC to endorse her father’s presidency.

Missy Piggy wore it better. So much better.

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Anonymous wrote:Kellyanne looks like a zombie:

I also don’t understand the pleats on this dress.

Because it is not a dress - it’s jumpsuit.
Her immobile arms looked zombiesh indeed.

I like the top but not the bottom:

Who had inappropriate evening wear?

I would never in a million years wear a white jumpsuit anywhere, but I actually kind of like this one and I think it's flattering on her. She's so tiny she can get away with the blousy pant leg. She doesn't look skeletal, it has some nice drape and flow. It doesn't look cheap and it's not super-weird.

I guess it's inappropriate for this event, but I've now entirely lost track of what kind of event this is. It doesn't seem to be a professional work event. It's more like a dictator's birthday party maybe? This seems like a good outfit for like your bosses 80th birthday party at a fancy venue. This is more like that then a regular convention -- family members make speeches, everyone says something nice about him, there's a couple cheap shots at some people not there, there's a few people that are there because they absolutely have to be for their job but they are really trying to keep their head down and just check off the "attended" box. I wonder if everyone except Mother is a little drunk-- I cannot imagine going to something like this without the right amount of vodka.

oh my god, so spot on! And now I cannot view this RNC any other way.

+1
There it is.

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Why are these women wearing pants? I thought Daddy didn’t like them.

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Anonymous wrote:Kayleigh in bold white and black, small cross, bare arms, and caked on eye makeup:

Her makeup game is so bad. She looks like an 11 year old playing with makeup.

Her whole look just screams 2005! Paris Hilton circa The Simple Life would totally wear that same frosted pink lipstick and frosted lilac eyeshadow.

And her contemptuous perma-sneer.....

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Anonymous wrote:Why are these women wearing pants? I thought Daddy didn’t like them.

He’s not actually in the room with them for the most part.

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Anonymous wrote:I’d love to see headshots of Tiff, Lara, Kayleigh and Kellyanne next to each other, like an age progression project.

Yes, these 4 and after tonight add Ivanka too.

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Anonymous wrote:Oh my, did someone have Puritan cosplay on their bingo card?

It’s like the softer side of kristi noem.

Colonel Sanders wants her tie back if can’t be worn properly.

In the words of Lou grant, “I treasure you people.”

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Anonymous wrote:Get out your Bingo cards, ladies! We've got the military looking boob pockets on Melania. Also looks like a coat. Because why would you not wear a coat in 90 degree DC heat. She is trying, but she can't look at the camera hardly at all.

3 years ago she had another military with huge pockets outfit - and someone on DCUM called her Soviet Barbie (thank you, anonymous DCUM poster!):
https://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/638525.page

The return of the Soviet Barbie!

What an ugly shade of green and those huge shoulders. She could wear anything with her figure and she chose that.

It is funny how american's judging the fashion trends. Yes, big shoulders are in, including big puffy shoulders. It does not fit into you Macys/Nordstrom idea of fashion, but it is in.

We're judging Little Miss Stalin Cosplayer here. It's "Americans" not "American's" by the way.

And how down to earth she seems in her high fashion Nazi regalia. What pride we all feel, seeing her in the garden she trashed for this beautiful Hatch Act violating occasion.

Nazi regalia? McQueen is a British designer, a gay, a person who grew up in a public housing and worked himself to the international recognition. I would not call people like that a Nazi.

THe Nazis would be sending McQeen to the gas chamber as a gay. Mcqueen is not a Nazi designer.

I think every modern military uniform designer was closeted. How else would you explain Qaddafi, idi amine, or the Prussians.

Prussia was a region/state: 1525-1932 Hardly a military uniform designer or relevant here. You don't make good point with that. Or even a point at all.

Prussia is still modern times and someone designed their uniforms:

Hmmm. He’s wearing hope hicks boots.

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Love how Ivanka photoshopped this for her Twitter:


She needs to audition for wheel of fortune:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Kellyanne looks like a zombie:

I also don’t understand the pleats on this dress.

Because it is not a dress - it’s jumpsuit.
Her immobile arms looked zombiesh indeed.

I like the top but not the bottom:

Who had inappropriate evening wear?

I would never in a million years wear a white jumpsuit anywhere, but I actually kind of like this one and I think it's flattering on her. She's so tiny she can get away with the blousy pant leg. She doesn't look skeletal, it has some nice drape and flow. It doesn't look cheap and it's not super-weird.

I guess it's inappropriate for this event, but I've now entirely lost track of what kind of event this is. It doesn't seem to be a professional work event. It's more like a dictator's birthday party maybe? This seems like a good outfit for like your bosses 80th birthday party at a fancy venue. This is more like that then a regular convention -- family members make speeches, everyone says something nice about him, there's a couple cheap shots at some people not there, there's a few people that are there because they absolutely have to be for their job but they are really trying to keep their head down and just check off the "attended" box. I wonder if everyone except Mother is a little drunk-- I cannot imagine going to something like this without the right amount of vodka.

oh my god, so spot on! And now I cannot view this RNC any other way.

If I may build on this (well done, PP!)...
This is a combo dictator’s birthday party/boss’s 80th/freakish religious revival/Amway convention.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Kayleigh in bold white and black, small cross, bare arms, and caked on eye makeup:

Her makeup game is so bad. She looks like an 11 year old playing with makeup.

Isn’t K McE a federal employee??

This is unflattering on her. She looks like a no neck monster.

Janice is too good for ALL of these people, but she reminds me more of Ivanka than Kayleigh.

All muppets are too good for these people! The fashion/make up choices are very muppet/cartoonish for these people.