The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:Kellyanne looks like a zombie:

I also don’t understand the pleats on this dress.

Because it is not a dress - it’s jumpsuit.
Her immobile arms looked zombiesh indeed.

I like the top but not the bottom:

Who had inappropriate evening wear?

I would never in a million years wear a white jumpsuit anywhere, but I actually kind of like this one and I think it's flattering on her. She's so tiny she can get away with the blousy pant leg. She doesn't look skeletal, it has some nice drape and flow. It doesn't look cheap and it's not super-weird.

I guess it's inappropriate for this event, but I've now entirely lost track of what kind of event this is. It doesn't seem to be a professional work event. It's more like a dictator's birthday party maybe? This seems like a good outfit for like your bosses 80th birthday party at a fancy venue. This is more like that then a regular convention -- family members make speeches, everyone says something nice about him, there's a couple cheap shots at some people not there, there's a few people that are there because they absolutely have to be for their job but they are really trying to keep their head down and just check off the "attended" box. I wonder if everyone except Mother is a little drunk-- I cannot imagine going to something like this without the right amount of vodka.

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Anonymous wrote:Kellyanne looks like a zombie:

I also don’t understand the pleats on this dress.

Because it is not a dress - it’s jumpsuit.
Her immobile arms looked zombiesh indeed.

I like the top but not the bottom:

Who had inappropriate evening wear?

I would never in a million years wear a white jumpsuit anywhere, but I actually kind of like this one and I think it's flattering on her. She's so tiny she can get away with the blousy pant leg. She doesn't look skeletal, it has some nice drape and flow. It doesn't look cheap and it's not super-weird.

I guess it's inappropriate for this event, but I've now entirely lost track of what kind of event this is. It doesn't seem to be a professional work event. It's more like a dictator's birthday party maybe? This seems like a good outfit for like your bosses 80th birthday party at a fancy venue. This is more like that then a regular convention -- family members make speeches, everyone says something nice about him, there's a couple cheap shots at some people not there, there's a few people that are there because they absolutely have to be for their job but they are really trying to keep their head down and just check off the "attended" box. I wonder if everyone except Mother is a little drunk-- I cannot imagine going to something like this without the right amount of vodka.

How do you think Mother gets through these without being a little toasted?

And YOU ARE SO RIGHT this seems like Dictator's Birthday Party dress code.

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Anonymous wrote:Kayleigh in bold white and black, small cross, bare arms, and caked on eye makeup:

Her makeup game is so bad. She looks like an 11 year old playing with makeup.

Isn’t K McE a federal employee??

To be fair, the press secretary, the SEC, the State Department, the Census and the Post Office have the primary mission of re-electing the President.
She looks a cartoon with the bad makeup, dress and hair; certainly not someone to be taken seriously.
Kayleigh will do well with her primetime show on Fox somewhere down the road when she saves up for a few (more?) body and face surgeries.

To be fair re-electing the president is non of their professional missions. It’s their personal desire and violating the hatch act.

[Anonymous]

Someone tell them it’s ok to blink once in a while, even if it’s to spell out HELP in Morse Code

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Anonymous wrote:Holy moly that’s a lot of makeup on Tiffany. Her face more closely resembles Marla’s than I remembered.

Sad role of the genetic dice, she has Marla’s skinny nose and the trump giant teeth and gums.

And the unfortunate sphincter mouth.

Oh! I've never had a word for that mouth before! Is that original, PP?

I heard a bit of Tiffany on a clip from Jeremy Cormyn this morning. Didn't know she also has Sexy Secret voice.

Trump University requires that women complete the standing class before enrolling in the sexy secret voice class. No men have taken the sexy secret voice class since none of them have completed the standing class.

What comes after the sexy secret voice class?

International Grifting While Wearing Floral Frocks 101. But there’s an order to it and Tiff can’t get in on those sweet international deals until she gets a C or better in Sexy Secret Voice Class.

Ivanka needs a refresher in Standing Like a Human.

She obviously cheated on the Standing Like a Human final.

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There certainly seems to be a specific look for the Trump women that doesn't track at all with current fashion or make up trends. The caked on make up, Barbi Benton hair, tight dresses and stilettos remind me of all those evening soap opera shows in the 80s - Dynasty, Dallas, Falcon Crest and the posters of women that you used to see in record stores. Its as if all these women are dressing in accordance of what they saw as glamorous when they were little girls in the 80s.

Niki Haley looks like she is doing everything she can to look like a white middle aged junior leaguer from the 80s too. Even her hairstyle is a throw back to that white preppy age group back then. She's basically doing everything she can to say see I'm not Indian anymore, I'm white like you.

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Anonymous wrote:Holy moly that’s a lot of makeup on Tiffany. Her face more closely resembles Marla’s than I remembered.

Sad role of the genetic dice, she has Marla’s skinny nose and the trump giant teeth and gums.

And the unfortunate sphincter mouth.

Oh! I've never had a word for that mouth before! Is that original, PP?

I heard a bit of Tiffany on a clip from Jeremy Cormyn this morning. Didn't know she also has Sexy Secret voice.

Trump University requires that women complete the standing class before enrolling in the sexy secret voice class. No men have taken the sexy secret voice class since none of them have completed the standing class.

What comes after the sexy secret voice class?

International Grifting While Wearing Floral Frocks 101. But there’s an order to it and Tiff can’t get in on those sweet international deals until she gets a C or better in Sexy Secret Voice Class.

Ivanka needs a refresher in Standing Like a Human.

She obviously cheated on the Standing Like a Human final.

That’s an advanced class. She paid someone to take the test.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There certainly seems to be a specific look for the Trump women that doesn't track at all with current fashion or make up trends. The caked on make up, Barbi Benton hair, tight dresses and stilettos remind me of all those evening soap opera shows in the 80s - Dynasty, Dallas, Falcon Crest and the posters of women that you used to see in record stores. Its as if all these women are dressing in accordance of what they saw as glamorous when they were little girls in the 80s.

Niki Haley looks like she is doing everything she can to look like a white middle aged junior leaguer from the 80s too. Even her hairstyle is a throw back to that white preppy age group back then. She's basically doing everything she can to say see I'm not Indian anymore, I'm white like you.

They dress to appeal to one old man's pathological memory of the 1980s. Everything is about pleasing him, and if dressing like Linda Evangelista is what he wants, they'll do it.

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Anonymous wrote:There certainly seems to be a specific look for the Trump women that doesn't track at all with current fashion or make up trends. The caked on make up, Barbi Benton hair, tight dresses and stilettos remind me of all those evening soap opera shows in the 80s - Dynasty, Dallas, Falcon Crest and the posters of women that you used to see in record stores. Its as if all these women are dressing in accordance of what they saw as glamorous when they were little girls in the 80s.

Niki Haley looks like she is doing everything she can to look like a white middle aged junior leaguer from the 80s too. Even her hairstyle is a throw back to that white preppy age group back then. She's basically doing everything she can to say see I'm not Indian anymore, I'm white like you.

They dress to appeal to one old man's pathological memory of the 1980s. Everything is about pleasing him, and if dressing like Linda Evangelista is what he wants, they'll do it.

I think you meant Linda Evans from the 1980s! Linda Evangelista's hair was usually waaaaay too short!

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Anonymous wrote:Kayleigh in bold white and black, small cross, bare arms, and caked on eye makeup:

Her makeup game is so bad. She looks like an 11 year old playing with makeup.

Isn’t K McE a federal employee??

This is unflattering on her. She looks like a no neck monster.

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Anonymous wrote:Oh my, did someone have Puritan cosplay on their bingo card?

It’s like the softer side of kristi noem.

Colonel Sanders wants her tie back if can’t be worn properly.

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Anonymous wrote:Boogie nights, Elvis impersonator:

Poor Tif didn’t get the memo that it was sleeve fascinators—not pant leg.

I dunno, she looks pretty. Ditzy, but pretty, especially in the left picture.
I prefer her to Ivanka who's trying so hard to appear intellectual but, in reality, isn't any smarter than any other Trump woman.

She looks like the human embodiment of a pig. And I really don’t know why people on this forum defend Tiffany while attacking the other Trump women. They’re all the same-she’s literally at the RNC to endorse her father’s presidency.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:There certainly seems to be a specific look for the Trump women that doesn't track at all with current fashion or make up trends. The caked on make up, Barbi Benton hair, tight dresses and stilettos remind me of all those evening soap opera shows in the 80s - Dynasty, Dallas, Falcon Crest and the posters of women that you used to see in record stores. Its as if all these women are dressing in accordance of what they saw as glamorous when they were little girls in the 80s.

Niki Haley looks like she is doing everything she can to look like a white middle aged junior leaguer from the 80s too. Even her hairstyle is a throw back to that white preppy age group back then. She's basically doing everything she can to say see I'm not Indian anymore, I'm white like you.

They dress to appeal to one old man's pathological memory of the 1980s. Everything is about pleasing him, and if dressing like Linda Evangelista is what he wants, they'll do it.

Yeah, Linda Evangelista was fierce. They wish they looked that good.
It's like a knockoff of the Heather Locklear character on Dynasty, but she did it better. (Query -- did DJT ever hit on Heather Locklear? I'd bet some money he did.) This is all because this was Donald's Trump happy time in the 1980s -- he was a NYC playboy, living large on page 6, setting the tone for 80's gold-encrusted "greed is good" trickle-down economics chic. He's never really moved out of that ethos. That's really what he means by "Make America Great Again" -- he wants the 80s back in all its Wolf of Wall Street/I Married a Mobster tacky glory. (Again, Michelle Pfeiffer did it better).

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Boogie nights, Elvis impersonator:

Poor Tif didn’t get the memo that it was sleeve fascinators—not pant leg.

I dunno, she looks pretty. Ditzy, but pretty, especially in the left picture.
I prefer her to Ivanka who's trying so hard to appear intellectual but, in reality, isn't any smarter than any other Trump woman.

She looks like the human embodiment of a pig. And I really don’t know why people on this forum defend Tiffany while attacking the other Trump women. They’re all the same-she’s literally at the RNC to endorse her father’s presidency.

I really think that might be the worst outfit on this entire thread. Top to bottom disaster. One for the ages.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Kayleigh in bold white and black, small cross, bare arms, and caked on eye makeup:

Her makeup game is so bad. She looks like an 11 year old playing with makeup.

Her whole look just screams 2005! Paris Hilton circa The Simple Life would totally wear that same frosted pink lipstick and frosted lilac eyeshadow.