The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I didn’t notice the detail on Nikki’s pink dress:

It’s more mother of the bride.

Sweet and non-threatening. Prominent Christian cross, wedding ring, etc. Smart not draw too attention from head of the party or (worse) adopt the Fox makeover and get grouped into the Trump family.
Someday, DJT will leave the scene and Nikki is my bet to take over the GOP. When that day comes she'll adopt more powerful hair / makeup / clothing. Until then, she's just good old Betty talking to the ladies auxiliary.

Now here's the who wore it better i was thinking of ..

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Boogie nights, Elvis impersonator:

Poor Tif didn’t get the memo that it was sleeve fascinators—not pant leg.

I dunno, she looks pretty. Ditzy, but pretty, especially in the left picture.
I prefer her to Ivanka who's trying so hard to appear intellectual but, in reality, isn't any smarter than any other Trump woman.

She looks like the human embodiment of a pig. And I really don’t know why people on this forum defend Tiffany while attacking the other Trump women. They’re all the same-she’s literally at the RNC to endorse her father’s presidency.

I really think that might be the worst outfit on this entire thread. Top to bottom disaster. One for the ages.

Please tell me you're talking about Tiff and not Miss Piggy because we're gonna have words if you're knocking Miss Piggy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I didn’t notice the detail on Nikki’s pink dress:

It’s more mother of the bride.

Sweet and non-threatening. Prominent Christian cross, wedding ring, etc. Smart not draw too attention from head of the party or (worse) adopt the Fox makeover and get grouped into the Trump family.
Someday, DJT will leave the scene and Nikki is my bet to take over the GOP. When that day comes she'll adopt more powerful hair / makeup / clothing. Until then, she's just good old Betty talking to the ladies auxiliary.

Now here's the who wore it better i was thinking of ..

I love, love, love you! (But in a strictly politically correct, consensual way.)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Boogie nights, Elvis impersonator:

Poor Tif didn’t get the memo that it was sleeve fascinators—not pant leg.

I dunno, she looks pretty. Ditzy, but pretty, especially in the left picture.
I prefer her to Ivanka who's trying so hard to appear intellectual but, in reality, isn't any smarter than any other Trump woman.

She looks like the human embodiment of a pig. And I really don’t know why people on this forum defend Tiffany while attacking the other Trump women. They’re all the same-she’s literally at the RNC to endorse her father’s presidency.

I really think that might be the worst outfit on this entire thread. Top to bottom disaster. One for the ages.

Please tell me you're talking about Tiff and not Miss Piggy because we're gonna have words if you're knocking Miss Piggy.

No muppets were harmed in the making of this post.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There certainly seems to be a specific look for the Trump women that doesn't track at all with current fashion or make up trends. The caked on make up, Barbi Benton hair, tight dresses and stilettos remind me of all those evening soap opera shows in the 80s - Dynasty, Dallas, Falcon Crest and the posters of women that you used to see in record stores. Its as if all these women are dressing in accordance of what they saw as glamorous when they were little girls in the 80s.

Niki Haley looks like she is doing everything she can to look like a white middle aged junior leaguer from the 80s too. Even her hairstyle is a throw back to that white preppy age group back then. She's basically doing everything she can to say see I'm not Indian anymore, I'm white like you.

Not sure how I missed it but I didn't know she was Indian until yesterday. Really, yesterday.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There certainly seems to be a specific look for the Trump women that doesn't track at all with current fashion or make up trends. The caked on make up, Barbi Benton hair, tight dresses and stilettos remind me of all those evening soap opera shows in the 80s - Dynasty, Dallas, Falcon Crest and the posters of women that you used to see in record stores. Its as if all these women are dressing in accordance of what they saw as glamorous when they were little girls in the 80s.

Niki Haley looks like she is doing everything she can to look like a white middle aged junior leaguer from the 80s too. Even her hairstyle is a throw back to that white preppy age group back then. She's basically doing everything she can to say see I'm not Indian anymore, I'm white like you.

Not sure how I missed it but I didn't know she was Indian until yesterday. Really, yesterday.

She pulls out the Indian card when she needs to prove how racist trump isn’t. She’s basically the exception to the rule as a successful female politician of color. She may have been a “brown girl in a black and white world,” but she’s as racist as they come. She benefited from racist immigration policies that favored her parents as well educated immigrants and her passing light skin for her success in politics. Yes, Nikki, it’s personal for me too.

[Anonymous]

Kellyanne has PINK shoes on with the white jumpsuit. So weird!

[Anonymous]

This thread is comedy gold; ladies take a bow for entertaining so many

[Anonymous]

I am far from a fashionista, and would welcome the advice of a stylist/media consultant if I was to appear on the national stage. So I do wonder if these women have stylists who are totally trolling them:

"Tif, the robin-egg blue, retro Elvis jumpsuit is AMAZING on you!"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am far from a fashionista, and would welcome the advice of a stylist/media consultant if I was to appear on the national stage. So I do wonder if these women have stylists who are totally trolling them:

"Tif, the robin-egg blue, retro Elvis jumpsuit is AMAZING on you!"

I think its cool. Shes fat. This draws attention from that fact.

But not appropriate for this event.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am far from a fashionista, and would welcome the advice of a stylist/media consultant if I was to appear on the national stage. So I do wonder if these women have stylists who are totally trolling them:

"Tif, the robin-egg blue, retro Elvis jumpsuit is AMAZING on you!"

Tiffany and kellyanne say:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This thread is comedy gold; ladies take a bow for entertaining so many

We’re all trying to do our part. The modern (dcum) version of the scrap metal drive, keep up morale. We owe a debt to the op who created an outlet for us to make sense of the dystopian world we entered through the lens of fashion.

Some day, for those that survive the pandemic, we’ll meet at the fashion mishap memorial wall. Do you remember that post? Yes, I assisted by mentioning puritanical and two posters hit it out of the park with colonel sanders and Jesus references.

There’s no crying in baseball or fashion.

[Anonymous]

Bright lime green dress on Melania, red shoes?
I don’t get it.
(RNC, live outdoor on the WH South Lawn.)

[Anonymous]

Someone post a picture please!